Snarky Thoughts

I like it when rich privileged celebrities get checked, especially at an airport. Take Marlon Wayans, for example, who was set to board a United flight to Kansas City where he was set to perform. Marlon had three bags to carry-on and we all know the limit is one; he was asked to consolidate the three bags to two bags before taking his First-Class seat, and then told one of the bags would be checked. Marlon got pissy, slammed his ticket on the counter and boarded the plane. Security was called and Marlon was removed, and then took to social media to play the Poor Rich Celebrity card; he can’t believe they would treat one of their first-class passengers in such a horrific manner … that’s for Coach. Wayans took to social media to blame United for him missing his KC gig, and then said he was getting a DM from United who would, no doubt, apologize, and fly him to KC on the wings of a dove. Not so fast … Marlon says United did reach out to him but it was only to stand behind their policy.

My Thought: Once again, celebrities, rules should apply to everyone, including mega-star … hold for laughter … Marlon Wayans.

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Well, it looks like the Surprise Divorce between Kevin Costner and Christine Baumgartner is gonna get messy. We know Christine’s filing was a surprise for Kevin, who says he wasn’t sleeping around this time and he did not impregnate anyone on the Yellowstone so the drama is now that, according to the couple’s prenup Christine is supposed to vacate the manse, but she has now decided not to leave.

My Thought: Maybe Christine saw herself living in a much smaller home without the perks of a movie star husband, and is changing her mind? The sudden loss of coins can do that, you know.

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Anita Baker announced last week that legendary record producer Kenneth Babyface Edmonds will no longer be part of her 15-city “Songstress Tour” due to the online harassment she has allegedly faced from his fans. See, it all began with a sound system problem that would have had Anita’s headlining portion of the tour delayed for over an hour so it was decided that Babyface would not go on. And that’s when his fans went after Baker online, so hard, that she deemed it necessary to remove him from the tour; Babyface has complained that it’s unfair because he was a co-headliner.

My Thought: It can’t be a co-headlining tour because it’s called Songstress and last I checked Baker was the one who had an album called The Songstress, and a songstress is a female singer.

My Other Thought: who knew Babyface’s fans could go so hard?

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Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Erika Jayne says she stopped keeping track of all the men she’s f**ked over the years because she’s too old to remember all of them.

My Thought: I imagine the same can be said of hookers? Look, Erika, have all the sex you want, but to brag that you’ve been done so many times you can’t even recall them, is a pathetic, thirsty move.

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