Tuesday, January 24, 2017

America Under Siege: Not An #AlternativeFact But An Outright Lie

Everyone is talking about the lies—dubbed “Alternative facts” by Hellhound Kellyanne Conway—that President _____ has made during the first few days in office ...

His inauguration was the most attended, ever. LIE. Period.

His inauguration was the highest rated ever for television. LIE. Period.

He won the popular vote because over 3 million votes were illegally cats—he said this again yesterday. LIE. Period.

But what about the lie he told within seconds of becoming president?

He stood on that podium, after swearing on a Bible—and why he didn’t spontaneously combust is beyond me—and vowed that his administration will “follow two simple rules: Buy American and Hire American” but ...

... the _____ hats worn at the inauguration were made in China and his presidencty was made in Russia.


He lied from the get-go.

Sure, presidents maybe bend the truth from time-to-time, or always, but to have a man swear on a Bible and then vow to only “buy American” in front of a crowd wearing his hats that were made in China, well ...

... don’t blame me, I voted for her.

Oh, one more thing before I go ... let's try to avoid using that Kelly-ism "alternative facts" any more because it takes away from the actual fact that _____ lies, lied, will lie, is a liar.

And lastly ...

5 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

I don't know. Will you be able find some
cartoons without Alternate Facts this Sunday. xoxoxo

jadedj said...

@the dogs mother...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Duckspeak -

In the words of Nineteen Eighty Four's dictionary of Newspeak, the _______ is doubleplusungood. Central and apropos to the ______'s administration: "Duckspeak is a Newspeak term meaning literally to quack like a duck or to speak without thinking. "Duckspeak can be either good or "ungood" (bad), depending on who is speaking, and whether what they are saying is in following with the ideals of Big Brother."

Princess said...

George Orwell... A man ahead of his time...

anne marie in philly said...

"that reporter should be obligated to follow up with "just to clarify, is this an 'alternative fact' or an actual fact?" - HELL YEAH!

(I stole this line from professor chaos)

Mitchell is Moving said...

And I simply still do not understand. Why don't the blatant LIES matter? I tried to ask one Trump supporter. He responded with an explanation about how it wasn't Trump and his people who were lying but the "Liberal Media." He insisted that the photos of the inauguration were doctored, and on and on. I asked about Trump products made in other countries. He said that was unimportant. It went on for a brief while until I told him where I stood and that unless he was willing to deal in truth , we had nothing more to talk about.