Tuesday, January 24, 2017

America Under Siege: #FakePresident Brought His Own Audience To Clap For Him

The Fake President, or the #AlternativePresident, strikes again, as CBS News has confirmed reports that President Donald _____ brought an audience with him to hear his speech before the CIA over the weekend.

That may explain the ALLEGED standing ovation and the thunderous applause because many in the audience were on the _____ payroll. And now, an official with the CIA says the “visit” has left a wake of “unease,” “made relations with the intelligence community worse,” and was “uncomfortable.”

CBS says CIA “authorities are also pushing back against the perception that the CIA workforce was cheering for the president. They say the first three rows in front of the president were largely made up of supporters of Mr. _____’s campaign.”

In fact, the truth, the fact, is that the crowd hearing _____ speak was filled out with about forty guests invited by _____, and that those in the front rows—mostly senior CIA officials—were not cheering. In fact, yes, fact, on the video from the vent, you can see this official’s heads turn toward the cheering and the laughter while not joining in:
“An official with knowledge of the make-up of the crowd says that there were about 40 people who’d been invited by the _____, Mike Pence and Rep. Mike Pompeo teams. The _____ team expected Pompeo to be sworn in during the event as the next CIA director, but the vote to confirm him was delayed on Friday by Senate Democrats. Also sitting in the first several rows in front of the president was the CIA’s senior leadership, which was not cheering the remarks.”
Now, these senior officials did admit that there are _____ supporters within the CIA, and that they; along with the _____ invitees, were standing off to the right, which was the direction _____ directed his most needy remarks.

Also, as we have seen this week, the _____ team is saying that thousands of people were invited and over 400 RSVP’d, but “officials dismiss White House claims that there were people waiting to get into the event.”There wasn’t a throng of people clamoring to get inside, just like there weren’t throngs of people at the inauguration, or throngs of people watching at home.

This is _____; he lies about crowd sizes and ratings and popularity which is funny, because as his term progresses the crowds and numbers are only bound to get smaller.

And he only has himself to blame. _____ needed this visit to repair relations with the CIA after all the time he’s spent undermining the intelligence community, but instead he offended them with talk of his “historic’ win and his “:epic” mandate and his “bigly” ideas.

And that’s why many in the CIA are speaking out and saying he carried with him his own cheering section of employees and flunkies to cheer him on because, without them, .... silence.

9 comments:

brewella deville said...

He put out casting calls and paid actors to attend his rallies, is it any wonder he's got his own "presidential" claque?

anne marie in philly said...

WHEN does the impeachment proceeding start? this shit has gone on long enough!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

That troupe of actors should be called the Anti-Crickets Brigade.

mistress maddie said...

What a damn sorry sore loser. He is pathetic.

Helen Lashbrook said...

Trumpelstiltskin suffers from poor self-esteem (probably resulting from being bullied by daddy as a child) and he needs to be seen as better and more popular than anyone else in the whole universe, including god whose book didn't sell as bigly as the Art of the Deal the most outstanding and best selling book of all time and raved abut by the critics (sorry claque)!

Mitchell is Moving said...

I read these headlines and I think they're jokes. Then I read the articles, then I confirm that they're legitimate, and I'm even more stunned than I was before. And this seems to happen to me every day! I'm now into act-up mode. Writing letters. Making phone calls. I have no idea what good it will do, but my simply talking about and getting depressed hasn't helped anything.

Anna of the Mutton Years said...

And today's news is 'the wall'. A few headlines there.

the dogs' mother said...

oh, dear gawd!

Helen Lashbrook said...

And then there's the waterboarding!