Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Lawyers Line Up To Represent Donald's Accusers For Free

I guess we won’t have to worry about a President Donald having access to the nuclear codes, because, if he were to be elected—and the Washington post just this morning said his chances are “rapidly approaching zero”—he’d be too busy suing the, now twelve, women who have come forward and accused the admitted groper of unwanted sexual advances, sexual harassment and of being a pig.
“Every woman lied when they came forward to hurt my campaign. Total fabrication. The events never happened. Never. All of these liars will be sued after the election is over.”
But what’s most amusing is that right after Donald vowed to sue each and every one of his accusers, a slew of lawyers, led by Ted Boutrous, have taken to twitter to offer their services free to the victims of The Donald.

So, not only will he lose the election but he’ll find himself losing in court, too.

The end is near. Can I get a halleloo?

6 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

halleloo!!!

anne marie in philly said...

asswipe gonna get what's coming to him! then MAYBE he will keep his small dirty hands to himself!

Scott said...

Halleloo!!!!

Helen Lashbrook said...

As long as the end is near but not nigh, which it will be if Trump gets voted in; there is a lot of concern this side of the pond!

Mitchell is Moving said...

I'll give you more than one: halleloo! Halleloo! HALLELOO!!!

MMTampa said...

Halleloo - cannot wait for this shitshow to end. . .