|And that's exactly what i did this morning before work ... voted to elect our first female President of the United States!|
|Mariah Carey in her Halloween outfit … or what she’ll wear to work when her singing career ends and she becomes a stripper at The Pole off Route One.|
|Jessica Simpson, not in a Halloween costume, but in street wear that makes her look like the biggest idiot who ever walked the earth.|
Sidenote: how great has American Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare and American Horror Story: Return to Roanoke, Three Days In Hell been this season.
Seriosuly; last night I jumped, shrieked a little, and held my hands over my eyes.