Saturday, October 29, 2016

It's Snarkurday!

Shortly after Kim Kardastrophe was robbed at gunpoint in her Paris apartment, people were saying that she was blaming herself for being such a social media whore … ya think? … by flaunting her jewelry online. And since there is no such thing as a smart Kardastrophe, or even a Kardastrophe who learns a lesson, it now appears that Khloe Kardastrophe is being stupid … or more stupid.

She has also started flaunting her jewels online now, in a Look-What-I’ve-Got-Come-And-Get-Them-Rob-Me-At-Gunpoint-So-I-Can-Get-Free-Press kind of way. Khloe is ALLEGEDLY dating Cleveland Cavaliers player Tristan Thompson and decided to brag about it by posting pictures of them both wearing Cavaliers rings; his is a 2016 NBA Finals championship ring and is6.5 karats and has 400 diamonds while hers was a Cavaliers ring with several diamond bands that she displayed on that finger.

Many of Khloe’s followers called her out for her idiocy:
“Didn’t Kim get robbed the last time yall posted up bougie?”
“Who tf posts a diamond when her sister’s diamond was just robbed at gunpoint”
“Girl you gonna get robbed too!”
Khloe getting robbed! She wishes! That Woman would adore the media attention.

It looks like Golddiggers sometimes lose … Mariah Carey has ALLEGEDLY been dumped by her billionaire boyfriend, James Packer.

The couple got engaged last January despite the fact that they were — and still are — married to other people and now newspapers Down under are saying it over and apparently because Packer wasn’t a fan of Mimi’s new reality show and the fact she spends his money likes it’s hers and spews from a  gold-plated faucet in Bathroom Number 37.

He did, though, let her keep the ALLEGEDLY $10m diamond engagement ring he gave her in January.

How long until she starts posting pictures of that online so she can get onboard the Rob Me Train under Kaptain Kardastrophe?

Meanwhile, back at that Kardastrophe Heist …. shortly after that story broke, lotsa folks were giving the side-eye to the story since the Kardastrophe’s manipulate each and every little thing about their lives for media consumption, but one site,, was especially vocal about the idea that it was all a publicity stunt, suggesting she staged the whole thing and filed a false insurance claim.

Kim called up her Flying Monkey, AKA That Woman, and threatened to sue the off MediaTakeOut if they didn’t retract their story.

And, apparently they did … this week MTO quietly retracted their story and Kim loudly proclaimed to the world that she isn’t a social media whore by going on social media to tell us that.

Uh huh.

I’d like to see Justin Bieber’s career end, but it would be all the more satisfying if the person who sabotages it is none other than Just Bieber himself.

He started off by dissing his fans on social media, and then added fuel to his flame-out-fire by snapping at them on the streets, trying to punch them in bars and now, by telling them to shut their pile holes while he was performing his music in Birmingham, England last week.

According to the BBCBiebs stomped offstage during a concert in Manchester because his fans — and that still makes me giggle — would not stop screaming. So he dropped the mic and skulked off to his dressing room to pout until his people, knowing that their coins would be affected if Biebs alienates everyone, convinced him to return; and he did, and he said:
“I feel like I wanna connect with you. The point of the no screaming thing is that when I’m looking at you in the eyes you know that we’re actually having a moment and having a connection.”
Um, Justin, you just wanna connect to their wallets. But since they refused to stop screaming he continued with the scolding:
“I’m just going to quit the talking alright. I’m not going to talk the rest of the night. We’re just going to do the music. Obviously Manchester just can’t handle it so let’s do the music.”
Quit talking? Quit singing you spoiled little bitch. These people loony as they might be, actually like you, and pay your way through life, so, yeah, shut up and sing or just shut up altogether.

Used to be people thought Ivanka Trump was the smart one but, um, yeah, after PussyGate, people, women, are taking a second to rethink.

Sure, she’s been trying to distance herself from her asshat blowhard of a father by switching the conversation away from his and his campaign to her businesses and her views on women in the workplace and more.

But, yeah, she cannot distance herself from Daddy because he’s also her boss and she is his favorite child — I mean you never hear Donald saying he’d date Eric or Junior if they weren’t his sons, right? So now some Ivanka-haters are coming down on this Poor Little Rich Girl by starting to boycott all things Ivanka.

Unhappy with Ivanka’s continued support of Daddy’s brand of crazy, one Shannon Coulter started a #GrabYourWallet campaign to hit Ivanka where it hurts — her own businesses and her Made In China clothing line and says:
“If Ivanka Trump had distanced herself from the campaign I would not be boycotting her. But something changed for me when that tape was released.”
The #GrabYourWallet movement on Twitter has been viewed over a million times and received 50,000 responses from women who say they will no longer buy Ivanka.

Too bad, but when you align with the Devil you’re apt to get burned.

Back to Kim Kardastrophe, well, to Kanye … since she’s banned herself from social media — and bless her heart for that — it’s up to her lunatic-of-a-husband to snatch some headlines and he’s only too happy to help and so, during the Seattle stop on his Saint Pablo tour Kanye dished on his fellow Tidal shareholder Jay-Z over dumb political crap between Apple and Tidal. But the riff ALLEGEDLY started because, after Kim was robbed in Paris, Jay-Z didn’t fly to her side and offer to help, he just made a phone call and that didn’t sit well with Krazy.

And when Jay-Z and Kanye did verses for Drake’s song Pop Style, but later found they were both cut from the album version, Knaye pointed a pudgy digit at "Hov" — a nickname Kanye has for Jay-Z, because he believes Jay-Z thinks he’s the new messiah, or J-Hova … get it — because Drake’s album was released on Tidal rival Apple Music and Jay-Z wouldn’t allow his verse on Views, and so Kanye’s also got the cut.

In a twit-Rant Kanye begged Apple to buy Tidal so his verse could be heard and then ranted about Jay-Z and said that Watch The Throne #2 will never EVER be released:
“There will never be a Watch The Throne 2. You know why? Because that’s the reason why I wasn’t on the song. I wasn’t on this song ’cause of Hov. Cause of this Apple/Tidal bullshit. And this shit be getting me tight every time I perform this motherfucker. Y’all didn’t get, what y’all were supposed to get with me and Drake on this song because of some Tidal/Apple bullshit. This shit got me tight, yo! Every time I perform this song I think about this shit. I think about the politics and the bullshit. I think about how hard I go for music, for art, for y’all, for the fans — how hard we go.”
Sheesh, it’s hard to figure out who is the bigger egotistical douchebag baby, Justin or Kanye. Can we call it a tie?

And now, lastly, some words about Donald and how much he hates Salma Hayek because she refused to let him grab her pussy. Hayek tells it like this:
“When I met that man, I had a boyfriend, and he tried to become his friend to get my home telephone number. He got my number and he would call me to invite me out. When I told him I wouldn’t go out with him even if I didn’t have a boyfriend, [which he took as disrespectful], he called — well, he wouldn’t say he called, but someone told the National Enquirer … that he wouldn’t go out with me because I was too short.”
And it appears to be true, because in 2008 Donald bought a $120,000 luxury trip with Trump Foundation money at a charity auction that included a dinner with Hayek.

Seriously. He begged … she said bugger off … he planted a story that he’d never date her because she was too short? He wouldn’t stoop down to grab her pussy?

Salma at least got the last laugh because she married a real billionaire.


mistress maddie said...

You know......Ivanka Trump will soon be known as Ivanka Trump-Who used to be the smart one.

anne marie in philly said...

smelly garbage this week, bob. let's deposit this bag on the rump's doorstep, ring the bell, and run like hell!

Helen Lashbrook said...

I gather Trump hotels are feeling the frost too, with room prices going through the floor, and that's without mentioning the cleanliness or otherwise of the their linens.

Blobby said...

my question is: how the FUCK did a Kardashian get a Cleveland Cavaliers ring? I feel all dirty now.

the dogs' mother said...

What a mess! Even for a Snarkaday!