First off, I'm old, because, a lot of the time during the show, I was like, Who's that?
And, one time, that was Mick Jagger, looking rather old, but still rather spry. I mean, he had more energy than Justin Bieber, that kid with the hair.
Bruno Mars is pretty and tiny. He's the perfect Pocket Gay...not that he's gay, I mean, I don't know, it's just that he's so pretty.
Dierks Bentley is hot.
Justin Bieber can't sing. Usher is an ego in leather. Jaden Smith is....wait....WTF is Jaden Smith doing there?
Jamie Foxx is an ass.
Cee-lo. Really? Muppets? Paltrow? Whose acid trip idea was this?
Why, and not that I mind, but I'm just asking, why does NPH make an appearance on every single awards show ever? Just last week, he was a presenter at the Smallville Pie Eating Contest. Seriously.
Keith Urban is hot.
Norah Jones is fantastic.
John Mayer is over.
Poor Barbra Streisand. The Voice is nowhere near what it was once.
Why does Rihanna get two songs? I mean, a double Does of Rihanna, when a Single Dose is Two Times more than anyone needs?
After some 14 hours of so-so performances, we fianlly got some music that was cool and made me wanna get up out my chair and dance around the living room.
Of course, it was a group I'd never heard of, which makes me wonder, do they play any real, good, music in South Carolina?