Monday, January 24, 2022

They're Everywhere ...

I try to start the week off with a good story, a cute story, a feel-good story, if you will, but this week I uncovered that other virus infecting America … Stupidity and Ignorance. It’s everywhere and the only cure is education and turning off Fox. Sadly, these folks are too far gone …

MICHIGAN

Litter boxes have never been inside Midland Public Schools and are not being used by students, according to the district's superintendent who issued a statement to families on Thursday to dispel rumors on social media.

Michael Sharrow, Midland Public Schools superintendent, was forced to go on Facebook to tell parents of students that one parent was, um, wrong, er, stupid, to say that the schools were providing litter boxes in student restrooms for those who identify themselves as “furries.”

"Let me be clear in this communication. There is no truth whatsoever to this false statement-accusation! There have never been litter boxes within MPS schools. … [Our] Midland PS stakeholders may be confused about a false message-accusation that has resurfaced this week and is gaining traction in the social media realm. It is such a source of disappointment that I felt the necessity to communicate this message to you. In this divisive-contentious world in which we currently find ourselves, I ask that if you hear wild accusations that don’t sound like something in which your Midland Public Schools Board of Education, Administration, District would be part, take a moment to send an MPSConnect message to me."

Merriam-Webster defines a "furry" as "a person who identifies with and enjoys dressing as an animal especially as a member of a subculture devoted to the practice."

I’m not sure who was dumber, the parent who started the rumor, and spread it to social media, or the parents who believed it.

VIRGINIA

Amelia King was charged last week after she said at a school board meeting that she would "bring every single gun loaded and ready" to fight mask requirements for her children.

King later emailed the board to apologize for her choice of words:

"I in no way meant to imply all guns loaded as in actual firearms, but rather all resources I can muster to make sure that my children get to attend school without masks. My sincere apologies for my poor choice in words."

coughcoughbullshitcoughcough.

She said, “every single gun loaded and ready” and so the Luray Police Department charged King with making an oral threat on school property.

She has since been released on a $5,000 bond.

I hope her guns are taken from her, and I hope her children are checked on because this woman needs someone to watch her. In the age of school shootings being an almost “normal” occurrence, words matter, and hopefully her words, her ignorance, will cost her some jail time and a big fine.

Washington DC

Representative Lauren Boebert is once again in hot water for being an ignorant twat, after she asked a group of Jewish people visiting the US Capitol if they were there to do “reconnaissance.”

A rabbi in the group says:

“You know, I’m not sure to be offended or not. I was very confused. … I actually turned to the person standing next to me and asked, ‘Did you just hear that?’”

Boebert now says her little question was a joke and that she made it as a dig against Democrats who accused her of conducting large tours for people days before the Capitol riot happened:

“I saw a large group and made a joke. Sadly when Democrats see the same they demonize my family for a year straight.”

Hey Lauren, you dumb hate-filled bitch, you are not funny; if you’d wanted to make a point, however ignorant and stupid, you would have made it to Democrats, those people you accuse of demonizing you and your family, You wouldn’t make it to a group of unsuspecting visitors.

But she’s not done being a hate-filled ass; while the person leading the group was an Orthodox Jewish individual with a traditional beard and others had yarmulkes on, this twat said:

“I’m too short to see anyone’s yarmulkes.”

You’re too stupid to be in Congress, too.

PENNSYLVANIA

The Chambersburg Borough Council is set to vote today to rescind the anti-discrimination ordinance just four months ratifying it last October because the political makeup of the council changed to a majority of Republicans in November.

And Republicans hate LGBTQ+ Americans.

Chambersburg is among 70 Pennsylvania municipalities with LGBTQ+ protections regarding housing, employment, and public accommodations but would be the first to repeal its protections.

Pennsylvania, like 26 other states, has no such statewide protections.

WASHINGTON DC

The House Veterans’ Affairs Committee held a virtual meeting this week on how toxic chemicals are killing US soldiers but Representative Madison Cawthorn used the meeting to clean his gun on camera.

Cawthorn, the youngest and dumbest current member of Congress, fiddled with his black pistol while one witness explained how burn pits are harming military service members, and when Cawthorn’s staff was asked if this was an appropriate use of time, his spokes-idiot, Luke Ball, said:

“What could possibly be more patriotic than guns and veterans?”

Cawthorn wouldn’t know because he lied about being accepted to the Naval Academy and then waves around his gun on camera as a substitute for his limp dick.

Get educated. Save yourself from The Stupids.

17 comments:

  1. Perhaps we should crowd fund for a pair of stilts for Little Bubblehead? Mind you, who'd throw good money after a self-entitled twazzock?

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  2. Cawthorn. Did we ever have any idea we would be able to go THAT low for the dumbest?

    You need to stop lifting up those rocks. Step hard on them instead. I‘ll help.

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  3. Well, some of them, if they
    weren't so stupid and sad would be
    funny.
    xoxo :-)

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  4. Stupidity and ignorance seems to be catching faster then Covid these days.

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  5. What a sad, sad state of affairs. I hope Cawthorn and Boebert get what's coming to them. Azz-wipes.

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  6. Disturbing tales. Clearly the Trump virus continues to spread for there is no known vaccine to suppress it. Some people cannot see the truth even when it is right in front of their faces.

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  7. Oh my god, can you imagine identifying as a furry!!!

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  8. I can't cope with stupidity today. It's exhausting!

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  9. Gah!
    I'm telling you , these people are incredibly dense and they actually wallow in it. Then, when you call them on their stupidity, you are a Hollywood-loving, science-loving, college-educated, tree-hugging, soy latte sipping snob who is out of touch. Well, fuck them.
    Also, et tu, PA?

    XOXO

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  10. Just so you know, Chambersburg is about 3 miles north of West Virginia so we're all going to blame Manchin.

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  11. @Helen
    I’d like to crowdfund a ticket home for that bigoted snit-Semitic hack.

    @Mitchell
    Cawthorn and Boebert are for show, but then they did get elected, which shows the stupid is spreading.

    @TDM
    Sadly, they’re real ... real stupid.
    xoxo

    @Maddie
    At times it feels like the real pandemic is brain deadness.
    @upton
    I’d like to see Boebert, Cawthorn and Greene send back to the shitholes from whence they sprouted.

    @Yorkshire
    I have long said we need a vaccine for the ignorance. But then they probably wouldn’t take that either.

    @Treaders
    And then having a parent tell you there are litter boxes for the furries to use.

    @Deedles
    It’s a lot to process without a stick handy.

    @Six
    They are all so stupid and ignorant that they have no idea how stupid and ignorant they are.
    xoxo

    @Dave
    I dunno, it is in Pennsylvania …. Y’all need to get your act together and enact statewide protections.

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  12. Gadzooks! I don't know how people can be so stupid, but thanks to you, now I know a gun represents a limp dick. Pickup trucks owned by rednecks represent tiny dicks. Boebert is too short to see yarmulkes when she'd be looking up to see them? That bitch is crazy and can't say anything without lying. Chambersburg is in an especially conservative part of Pennsylvania. I was once asked to interview for a job at the newspaper there. I did not accept.

    Love,
    Janie

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  13. @Janie
    Sadly, this special kind of stupid seems contagious ... at least to those on the right.
    xoxo

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  14. Thought this would interest you - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-60115606 a different kind of egregious (a word I can never use but think of the Big Orange Mess and that speech he gave using the word, the meaning of which he never had a clue).

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  15. Laugh or cry, laugh or cry? Fight back, vote!

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  16. I grew up near Chambersburg. It's a blip on the map. Burned to the ground during the Civil War.

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  17. @Anne
    Perhaps another fire is needed??

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