Saturday, January 15, 2022

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

Dr. Dre and Nicole Young have been fighting over his reported $800 million fortune ever since deciding to split over a year ago. Nicole originally demanded $2 million a month in spousal support but did not get that; instead, she’s walking away with $100 million—an eighth of her husband’s wealth—or $2 million a month for four years.

It sounds good, but I think I’d prefer getting a check for $2,000,000.00 every month and then working really  hard to stretch that out for thirty days, rather than $100,000,000.00 that’s supposed to last for life. Plus, Dre pays $50 million now and $50 million next year and gets to keep all of their seven homes and the rights to his masters, while Nicole gets  4 cars and the jewelry she got while they were married.

I may be wrong, but Nicole got played.

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If you ever, for even the briefest moment, didn’t think Tori Spelling was one of the dumbest people on Earth, think about this … Tori, and her husband-for-now, Dean McDermott and all five of their children have COVID-19.

Apparently, Tori and Dean, who haven’t been spending a lot of time together lately, did manage to get together for the holidays in their Superspreader Home, where they each got COVID, and then the kids also tested positive.

Both Tori and Dean took to Instagram with their tales of woe, and how sick they are, and how bad they feel because their kids got sick and their terrible parents and … I can’t shake the feeling that these too fools are trying to find a way to monetize and televise their entire family coming down with COVID so they can pay off that American Express card debt and then divorce freely with no bills.

They are that dumb, you know.

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Speaking of stupid people … singer Jason Derulo ALLEGEDLY attacked two men in a Las Vegas casino after one of the men shouted, “F**k you, bitch,” and the other dared to call him … wait for it … “Usher.”

Video shows Derulo pouncing on the hecklers at the Aria Resort and Casino while coming off an escalator after someone in the crowd shouts, “Why did you slap him, dawg?” and another voice yells “Hey Usher, **–k you, bitch!”

No one knows if the heckler really thought Derulo was Usher or was making a joke but being called Usher really set Derulo off. He ALLEGEDLY attacked the man who called him “Usher” and wrestled him to the ground as people tried to tear them apart.

It ended with Derulo being taken away in handcuffs though it’s unclear if the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department pressed charges against him. Derulo was, however, removed from the Aria property and ordered not to return.

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Another ALLEGED entertainer being investigated for ALLEGEDLY punching a stranger is one Kanye “Ye” West.

Last Saturday, at around 3AM, Kanye was leaving the private club, Soho Warehouse, in Los Angeles when a fan had the audacity to come near him and request an autograph. The fan claims Kanye cussed him out and then shoved him to the ground. Kanye fled the scene by the time police got there, but a report was filed.

I guess it doesn’t pay to be an Usher fan around Derulo, and it doesn’t pay to be a Ye fan around, well, Ye.

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Are Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas finished? Hard to say, though Priyanka is kinda teasing that news. You see, after several wedding ceremonies, and lots of press coverage, Priyanka Chopra officially changed her name to Priyanka Chopra Jonas.

But now, after using social media to say she and Nick hadn’t seen much of one another for a while, Priyanka Chopra Jonas changed all her social media handles to just Priyanka.

Bitch thinks she’s Cher. Oh Hell No.

Right after the name change the newly minted Just Plain Priyanka gave that interview where she says she and Nick spent most of 2021 apart, but then turned that on its heels when she said … wait for it … this woman shared all her weddings, honeymoon, and everything else on Instagram … that even though she changed her name all over the web, too many people are making something out of what might be nothing:

“It’s a very vulnerable feeling, actually, that if I post a picture, everything that’s behind me in that picture is going to be zoomed in on, and people are going to speculate. Because of the noise of social media, because of the prevalence that it has in our lives, I think it seems a lot larger than it is. I think that we give it a lot more credence in real life, and I don’t think it needs that.”

So says the woman who lives for social media and slyly changed her name to Priyanka Chopra Jonas and then  to Priyanka on social media and now says people pay it too much heed. Know how to make it all stop Just Plain Priyanka? Get off social media and stop talking.

Please.

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9 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

So attacking 'fans' looks to
be the new thing. ak!
Hope your winter storm (via
the news) is a mild one.
xoxo :-)

Dave R said...

Yeah, Nicky Dre got took.

I'd like to see all the positive proofs for the Spellings since... you know, their media whores.

So, the Jonas marriage of convenience is ending... or perhaps ended at the beginning of 2021.

Helen Lashbrook said...

Perhaps this Derulo person (who he?) thought he was being called Usher because the man in question was wanting to be ushered to his seat?

As for poor Kan, someone really ought to ensure he has help for his mental health problems. Perhaps getting all these poor sods off social media might be best for the mental health of the rest of the world?

Deedles said...

Dear god, Bobulah! This post is screaming for a palate cleanser! Arrrggghhh!

uptonking said...

So... Nick might be shedding his beard? Hmmm.

Ye is a joke. A no talent huckster who got lucky ripping off other people's music.

Derulo stages a 'fight' - roll eyes here. Dude is such a fake closet case he needs to create crap like this to make his image. LOL. Here's an idea. Try recording a song that doesn't sound like crap!

Tori and Dean - we need a new phrase for desperate celebs like these two. That would be a fun contest.

Dre must have something on the Ex wife for her to walk away with so little. Of course, the man is a psycho, so... keep that in mind. Fear is a great motivator.

Thanks for the GOOOOSIP. Kizzes.

It's Just Jake said...

Well, Little Nicky Jonas DOES turn 30 this year; Maybe he's outgrown her :)
Maybe Priyanka is re-claiming her youth by emulating Zendaya...

Mistress Maddie said...

If Nicole Young can't live on 2 million a month...something is serious wrong. The wealthy in this country have gotten spoilily entitled.

And Nick's wife is going by just Priyanka? People will think she is a drag queen from Canada.

Treaders said...

Don't think I'd have much of a problem stretching that Dr. Dre divorce settlement. It just blows my mind!

Steve Reed said...

To me the most shocking part of this whole post is that Dr. Dre has an $800 million fortune and seven homes!