Thursday, January 27, 2022


Monday morning I walked into our home office and Carlos said to me:

“You know what I want for my birthday? A new pair of pants like these.”

I looked at his pants and countered with:

“You know what I want for my birthday? You, not telling me what to get for your birthday in 12 weeks, and instead of that you talking about my birthday in two days.”

That’s my way of saying it’s my birthday today and we will be gone for the weekend.

I will return on Monday!

And for those who don’t see the hypocrisy, know that this president and not the former guy, called that reporter the very same day and apologized for what he said.

Something Thing 45 has never done.

PS  Joe calling Doocey that was an early birthday gift for me, I think!

If you've seen No Time to Die, you know Daniel Craig is not returning to the role. And that means the search is on to find the next 007, and according to Bond producer Barbara Broccoli, Idris Elba's name is firmly in the hat.

His name should be on the script. Okay? Give that to me for my birthday!

Sarah Palin, who just last week said she would take the COVID vaccine over, ahem, her “dead body” has tested positive for the virus.

Dreams do come true … for my birthday.

I have been watching Showtime’s Billions since it premiered because it features some really great actors, notably one Paul Giamatti who plays Chuck Rhodes. Last season, Rhodes’ nemesis Bobby Axelrod, played by Damien Lewis, left the show, and was replaced by Corey Stoll.

Stoll and his smirk and his wink-and-a-nod performance, along with his fabulously bald head, float my boat.

That’s it; that’s the post. Corey Stoll with icing on his bald head for me to lick off.

Sure it’s Camden, and this is a bit much, but I think it screams It’s My Birthday!! ! And I’m a big ol homo!!

Last week I bought a chicken to make sandwiches and, well, it doesn’t. It just shits all over the floor.

What am I doing wrong? I mean, it’s my birthday!!

The executive committee of the Arizona Democratic Party [ADP] formally censured U.S. Senator Kyrsten Sinema over her vote against changing rules in the chamber to steer through voting rights legislation.

Now it’s up to the people of Arizona to vote her ass from office and send her back to obscurity. Wouldn’t that make a lovely birthday gift?

In what is surely a rip-off of Weekend At Bernie’s, this week two men in Ireland, brought a dead man into a post office in an attempt to collect his pension.

The deceased man was propped up by two other men, which clearly alerted the staff who contacted emergency services and police rushed to the scene.

Life imitates art … and gives me a good laugh … for my birthday.

This is Will Willets, a model represented by Silver Fox Management. His ideal holiday is lying in a hammock with a margarita on a Mexican beach … now that’s a birthday present … but the question is: Would You Hit It?


  1. We get told off nowadays if we make jokes of the "there was an Englishman, a Scots man and an Irish man....." genre

    Is Meghan McCain trying to tell us she's been having an affair with Joe Biden? Or it is another Joe that she blames?

  2. Jeez, Bob, is it your birthday? Have a good one!

  3. Happy Birthday!
    You all have fun for your weekend.
    xoxo :-)

  4. Happy Birthday Bob!!

  5. Hmmm, I wonder what day it is? Enjoy your day.
    Now for the important part: YES I WOULD HIT THAT, UP, DOWN, AND SIDEWAYS! Gorgeous Silver Fox! Damn, I thought I was done with hot flashes!
    Loved the chuckle.

  6. Now that fashion looks like one of my ensembles!!!! Welcome to the club!!!

    I too find Stoll hot was hell. I love him also on the Strain.

    Are you going to get Carlos another pair of shredded shorts?

  7. Happy Birthday Bob! Thanks for sharing your presents!

  8. For some strange reason, I get the impression it's your birthday today! Whhhhaaaat?
    OK ... Happy Birthday!! 🎂🍨🎁🍸🎉💐

  9. Woot woot
    Go shorty, we gonna party like it's your bday. We gonna drink Bacardi...

    Have a fantabulous bday!


    P.S. yes, Idris, please.

  10. I heard it was your birthday. I wish I'd remembered so I could have given you something special. Oh, well. Maybe next year. Have a great one!

  11. I don’t understand why Biden had to apologize. The guy IS a stupid son of a bitch.

    I vaguely remember that it might be your birthday today. If so, sending you enormous birthday hugs!

    Oh and, yes, I probably would hit it.

  12. Ha! Both Palin and McCain! IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY! Hope you have a lovely day.


    I had not heard that about Arizona's ADP. Good. Now, who put Manchin in office?

    That outfit. YOU GO, GURL. You wear it well.

    Corey Stoll, YAAAAAAZZZZZZ

    Idris Elba, YAAAAAZZZZZZ

    Don't get the whole hot mic thing. The orange ogre made fun of people with disabilities! To their face!

    Re: Carlos - Get that man some pants! Then make him model them for you without a shirt!

    Happy Birthday, dear. Kizzes.

  13. Happy birthday Bob! And yay for Idris!

  14. Happy Birthday.

    So, did Meghan and Sarah do lunch together?

    Cory Stoll is so popular.

  15. Happy Birthday! We can only remain Hopeful here in AZ that we get rid of that Bimbo Attention Seeking POS Sinema.

  16. Belated Happy Birthday, hope you enjoy your weekend, have fun.

  17. Happy birthday, Bob! Enjoy your intimate time with Corey Stoll's cranium. :)

  18. Happy Birthday! May your dreams come true.

  19. Belated birthday greetings old chap! Let us hope that Sarah Palin doesn't die from COVID19. She has done so much to make America the country it is today.

  20. Will is a gorgeous Mature Man, absolutely hit worthy. Decided I had to come back for another gander at him actually. *LOL*

  21. I too wish you well the next twelve months are good for you.


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