They're Everywhere ...

I try to start the week off with a good story, a cute story, a feel-good story, if you will, but this week I uncovered that other virus infecting America … Stupidity and Ignorance. It’s everywhere and the only cure is education and turning off Fox. Sadly, these folks are too far gone …

MICHIGAN

Litter boxes have never been inside Midland Public Schools and are not being used by students, according to the district's superintendent who issued a statement to families on Thursday to dispel rumors on social media.

Michael Sharrow, Midland Public Schools superintendent, was forced to go on Facebook to tell parents of students that one parent was, um, wrong, er, stupid, to say that the schools were providing litter boxes in student restrooms for those who identify themselves as “furries.”

"Let me be clear in this communication. There is no truth whatsoever to this false statement-accusation! There have never been litter boxes within MPS schools. … [Our] Midland PS stakeholders may be confused about a false message-accusation that has resurfaced this week and is gaining traction in the social media realm. It is such a source of disappointment that I felt the necessity to communicate this message to you. In this divisive-contentious world in which we currently find ourselves, I ask that if you hear wild accusations that don’t sound like something in which your Midland Public Schools Board of Education, Administration, District would be part, take a moment to send an MPSConnect message to me."

Merriam-Webster defines a "furry" as "a person who identifies with and enjoys dressing as an animal especially as a member of a subculture devoted to the practice."

I’m not sure who was dumber, the parent who started the rumor, and spread it to social media, or the parents who believed it.

VIRGINIA

Amelia King was charged last week after she said at a school board meeting that she would "bring every single gun loaded and ready" to fight mask requirements for her children.

King later emailed the board to apologize for her choice of words:

"I in no way meant to imply all guns loaded as in actual firearms, but rather all resources I can muster to make sure that my children get to attend school without masks. My sincere apologies for my poor choice in words."

coughcoughbullshitcoughcough.

She said, “every single gun loaded and ready” and so the Luray Police Department charged King with making an oral threat on school property.

She has since been released on a $5,000 bond.

I hope her guns are taken from her, and I hope her children are checked on because this woman needs someone to watch her. In the age of school shootings being an almost “normal” occurrence, words matter, and hopefully her words, her ignorance, will cost her some jail time and a big fine.

Washington DC

Representative Lauren Boebert is once again in hot water for being an ignorant twat, after she asked a group of Jewish people visiting the US Capitol if they were there to do “reconnaissance.”

A rabbi in the group says:

“You know, I’m not sure to be offended or not. I was very confused. … I actually turned to the person standing next to me and asked, ‘Did you just hear that?’”

Boebert now says her little question was a joke and that she made it as a dig against Democrats who accused her of conducting large tours for people days before the Capitol riot happened:

“I saw a large group and made a joke. Sadly when Democrats see the same they demonize my family for a year straight.”

Hey Lauren, you dumb hate-filled bitch, you are not funny; if you’d wanted to make a point, however ignorant and stupid, you would have made it to Democrats, those people you accuse of demonizing you and your family, You wouldn’t make it to a group of unsuspecting visitors.

But she’s not done being a hate-filled ass; while the person leading the group was an Orthodox Jewish individual with a traditional beard and others had yarmulkes on, this twat said:

“I’m too short to see anyone’s yarmulkes.”

You’re too stupid to be in Congress, too.

PENNSYLVANIA

The Chambersburg Borough Council is set to vote today to rescind the anti-discrimination ordinance just four months ratifying it last October because the political makeup of the council changed to a majority of Republicans in November.

And Republicans hate LGBTQ+ Americans.

Chambersburg is among 70 Pennsylvania municipalities with LGBTQ+ protections regarding housing, employment, and public accommodations but would be the first to repeal its protections.

Pennsylvania, like 26 other states, has no such statewide protections.

WASHINGTON DC

The House Veterans’ Affairs Committee held a virtual meeting this week on how toxic chemicals are killing US soldiers but Representative Madison Cawthorn used the meeting to clean his gun on camera.

Cawthorn, the youngest and dumbest current member of Congress, fiddled with his black pistol while one witness explained how burn pits are harming military service members, and when Cawthorn’s staff was asked if this was an appropriate use of time, his spokes-idiot, Luke Ball, said:

“What could possibly be more patriotic than guns and veterans?”

Cawthorn wouldn’t know because he lied about being accepted to the Naval Academy and then waves around his gun on camera as a substitute for his limp dick.

Get educated. Save yourself from The Stupids.