Ron DeSantis. Carolyn Goodman. Dan Patrick. Stephen Moore. ISBL COVIDIOT[s] of the WEEK DAY

Flori-duh Republican Governor and _____ asskisser, Ron DeSantis, who faced heavy criticism for his COVID-19 non-response, made an appearance on _____-channel, Fox News to gloat about the fact that the impact of the virus in Flori-duh has been less severe than some statistical models once predicted.

And yet, on the same day he bragged, Flori-duh recorded its second-deadliest day of the crisis on Wednesday, and experts are unsure whether the state. And while gloating, he pulled a ____ and outright lied saying only 2,200 people have been hospitalized due to COVID-19 in his state even while the Flori-duh Department of Health says the number is double that … 4455.

Ron DeSantis, the ISBL COVIDIOT of the Day … again.

Las Vegas is the city of odds, and the oddest thing of all is that the people elected a lunatic as mayor.

The city’s leader, Carolyn Goodman, has offered up the citizens of Las Vegas for a COVID-19 version of The Hunger Games, saying her constituents would be the perfect control group to determine if social distancing measures are the right tool to American deaths below catastrophic estimates.

Yes, she wants to reopen the city and see how many people die so they can be a statistic in the pandemic. Describing her desire to reopen, this COVIDIOT said that restaurants and retail stores “better figure it out” and that it’s “their job” to determine how to do that safely.

“That’s not the mayor’s job.”

No, she thinks her job is to sit back while people die.

On Fox News, because, where else, Texas Lt. Governor, and GOP dipshit, Dan Patrick has joined the GOP’s new Pro-death movement to fix the economy if people would just stop fighting the virus and die already:

“What I said when I was with you that night is there are more important things than living. And that’s saving this country for my children and my grandchildren and saving this country for all of us. They told us … to follow the science. Well, what science?”

Hey Dan, you fumbling fuckity fuckwad fucker, why don’t you, since you think this should be the new mantra for the former Pro-Life GOP, be the first to offer yourself up for death so your kids can have a burger and fries.

Fuckmonkey.

Stephen Moore, a member of _____’s economic task force, suggested that all Americans wear “space outfits” so the country can reopen for business despite the COVID-19 pandemic. Moore, who recently compared anti-lockdown Freedumbers to Rosa Parks, has been pushing for the _____ administration and governors to loosen stay-at-home orders:

“We can use really good public safety measures, social distancing the work force, disinfectants everywhere, masks. I was thinking this morning, and this is just kind of a thought experiment because I was thinking about this—why don’t we just put everybody in a space outfit or something like that? No. Seriously, I mean—”

As this point, this COVIDIOT was reminded that the government would have to make space suits for every American at a time when they can’t even make tests for all of us, or even get a vaccine working.

And so, Moore played it off like a joke, only then he doubled down on the idea:

“I know we don’t have space outfits [laughter]— I mean, just thinking out loud, and maybe this is a crazy idea, but instead of just locking down the economy, putting everybody in a kind of—you’re right,” Moore said. “You have to make 200 million of these, but it wouldn’t have cost $3 trillion to do that. And you can have for months people just walking around in these kind of—I mean, I was looking online, and there are all these kinds of suits that they’re building now that you’re not exposed and you’re breath—kind of ventilator.”

Seriously. This is what passes for a member of the presidential administration.