Saturday, April 18, 2020

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

Oh Jussie. Former Empire actor, and Gay Boy Who Cried Wolf,  Jussie Smollett ALLEGEDLY had a sexual relationship with one of his ALLEGED ‘attackers,’ Ambimbola ‘Abel’ Osundairo.

Apparently, the couple, before Abel ‘bashed’ Jussie for some of his Empire coins, used to party together and go to a Chicago bathhouse to, um, well, bathe?

Oh Jussie, you don’t hire your sidepiece to ALLEGEDLY beat you up for sympathy press and a bigger contract for a TV show. Everybody knows that.
This doesn’t look odd at all … Bruce Willis is self-isolating with ex-wife Demi Moore, and his three oldest children and their boyfriends and Demi’s assistant rather than self-isolate with his current wife, Emma Hemming, and their two young children. A source—Demi, no doubt because, seriously, what else does she have to do—says:
“Demi and Emma are close, and all three get on great as a big blended family. There are no issues at all. Emma needed to stay in L.A. with the young kids.”
Emma had to stay in LA while Bruce chose to stay with Demi? Uh huh; look, maybe it is all kumbaya in the Willis-Moore-Hemming household, but still  Bruce chose to self-isolate with his grown kids and not his younger ones?
Some JLo juice? Okay … for whatever reason, Jose Canseco is still trying to convince the world that Alex Rodriquez is a cheating on JLo.

It all began last year, when Jose was watching World of Dance and Lopez, who at the time was newly engaged to A-Rod, and this annoyed Jose who claimed A-Rod was having an affair with his ex-wife Jessica Canseco—which Jessica has denied. Sadly, no one cared about Jose’s claims, but that hasn’t stopped him.

So, since no one cares—and let’s be clear, this will be another notch on JLo’s headboard and she be divorced from A-rod … if they ever marry … quicker than you can say How many times have you been married?—Canseco took to Twitter to wish:
“Happy Easter to everyone except Alex Rodriguez.”
Ooooh, burn. I love grown-assed men acting like thirteen-year-old girls. But then Jose followed that up with a message directed at JLo herself:
“Jennifer Lopez I have something to show you for your eyes only you will not regret it please contact Morgan at 702 374 3735”
Okay, first things first, who the fuck is Morgan? And how many Twit-heads tried calling him or her? And lastly, what the fuck is wrong with Jose Canseco? Did the steroids cause him to turn into a mean girl?
It looks like one Anna Wintour won’t make Ricky Gervais’ Naughty List because Anna wants y’all to know that she has taken a pay cut during the pandemic.

Conde Nast, publisher of numerous magazines including Vogue, decided to tackle the COVID-19 situation with pay cuts and reduced work hours. CEO Roger Lynch is taking a 50% pay cut in an attempt to keep the company afloat, and a “temporary” pay cut will affect 10 to 20 percent of employees, but only those making $100,000 a year or more. It will go into effect May 1st.

Wintour—who ALLEGEDLY rakes in about $2 million a year—and I thought it’d be more—is included in the temporary pay cut group and will see her salary will be decreased by 20%.

Yes, people, Anna will have to make do on $1.6 million. I am starting a GoFundMe at once.
Blac Chyna. Gurl. Did you learn nothing from Tori Spelling trying to use the pandemic to make people pay her to be on social media with them? Or, are you just that stupid?

Rhetorical question. You see, Chyna is selling FaceTime calls for $950 and social media follow backs for $250.

I wouldn’t pay this talentless miscreant social media whore 2 bucks to follow me home with my groceries, but it is funny to think that Chyna thinks she’s worth $950 on social media and Tori wanted just $95.
After learning how hard Sam Smith has it in their London mansion, or how Justin Timberlake is struggling to raise ONE kid in the middle of a gated luxury community in Montana, or how Ellen feels like she’s living Orange Is The New Black But This Time In A Montecito Mansion … now we have Justin Bieber, and his streetwear model  wife, Hailey Baldwin, along with their BFF, Kendall Jenner, in an Instagram livestream talking about how important it is to acknowledge their privilege during these trying times.

Hailey hovers in the background making duck faces while Justin lets everyone know how blessed and rich they are, and they shouldn’t feel bad for it since they “worked” hard for it. Yes, while millions are out of work, and millions more have no healthcare, and thousands upon thousands are dying each and every day,  Justin and Hailey sit in their mansion and spew shiz like:
“How blessed are we to be able to like… a lot of people obviously in this time have a crappy situation. You know, they look at us and obviously, we’ve worked hard for where we’re at, so it’s like, you can’t feel bad for the things we have.”
At which point Kendall chimes in:
“[We’re] so blessed. I think about it all the time.”
Cut to the chase: this is what celebrities look and sound like when they get no attention. And to sit in your mansion and talk about how lucky you are because you worked so hard seems to imply that anyone without a mansion and servants and privilege doesn’t work hard at all.

The greatest payback would be for people to remember how these asshats acted, and when all this is over, stop buying their idiotic music or watching their stupid shows or, and this will kill these media whores, stop following and liking and sharing.

12 comments:

  1. Working hard? How delusional these people are? Working hard means working down a coal or diamond mine for very little money. Working hard means working your arse off in A&E at any time and even more so during a pandemic. Working hard means being a rubbish collector (especially in summer). Working hard is delivering parcels for Amazon et al or working in an Amazon warehouse! Get real! It's unlikely that these privileged gits have ever worked that hard....and don't get me started on one of my pet peeves, that ghastly Anna Winter Is Coming.

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  2. Oh darling....these people should go and buy some personality and some standards.

    But I can't help it. I do love Anna Wintour...snark and cold ice and all.

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  3. OMB, white privilege!
    FUCK DAT SHIT!
    and fuck all the idiots in today's post with COVID-19!

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  4. I'm just going to leave this here, ICK!

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  5. I just want to see the Smollett and Abel sex tape, where's the sex tape! They should have done that instead, less damage to his reputation but with all the publicity!

    The rest ugh!

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  6. Another bunch of unpleasant people.
    ak!
    Take care, be safe.
    xoxo :-)

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  7. Hey, I follow your social media blog for free? Am I undervaluing myself?

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  8. @Helen
    I don't think they know 'hard' work.

    @MM
    But .... would you donate money to keep Anna in sunglasses and fur at this difficult time???

    @AM
    But...but ... yeah, you're right.

    @DeedleDeedleDoo
    Best to keep it simple.

    @Steven
    That might be a big seller and could be just what Jussie needs to reboot his trashed career,

    @TDM
    You're too kind!

    @Debra
    I am thinking of charging people to comment .....

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  9. @ Bob Bwahahahahaha!!!! I like her, but don't love her that much!

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  10. If you had to choose between 2 screaming little brats and adult kids who were going to spend most the their time in their rooms texting their friends, who would you choose?

    I don't know about charging for social media, but I can tell you, that mask black chyna's pimpling looks pretty damn fake.

    J Lo who??

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  11. Such a shame 'bout that Jussie chappie. Despite all he's done, been responsible for and gone/going through, every time I see hims I still think he sizzles.

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  12. @MM
    Just checking! =)

    @Dave
    If I was a parent of young children I'd be with my young children and CURRENT spouse.

    @Raybeard
    He used to sizzle for me, but now he just makes me feel sad.

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