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… that I don’t even have a
sense of humor anymore? It’s just biting sarcasm and a general hate for the
majority of the population. … that everyone complains
about the weather, but no one wants to sacrifice a virgin to change it? … that my toxic trait is
telling people I’m down for anything when in reality I mean not after 8 PM, and
food should be involved, and it depends on the weather, the parking situation
and how tired I am? Then, and only then, am I actually down. Maybe. … I am inept at small talk? I
just asked the guy cutting my hair what he did for a living. … that my awkward level is so
bad that, while in a store, I bumped into a mannequin and said, “Oops, sorry,”
and then I said, “Oh, I thought you were a person,” and then I realized I was
still talking to a mannequin? … that self-discipline is so
tough for me? Is it because I’m the boss of me and that guy runs a really loose
ship? |
Saturday, October 21, 2023
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the dog's mother
ReplyDeleteMannequins have feelings too, don't they?
xoxo :-)
I like to think so
Deletexoxo
You may need some counselling sessions on a psychiatrist's couch. Then you will become Sweet Bob who never has a bad word to say about anybody - even the GOP folk and The Orange Buddha.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm ... sounds nice, but No thanks!
DeleteI hate to be the one to tell you this...but those are common maladies as we (ahem) get older.
ReplyDeleteWho you calling old????
DeletePat: you meant "as we get mature and wiser", did you not? ;-)
DeleteLaurent: Oops. Yeah, "mature and wiser." Yeah, that's the ticket!
DeleteSorry, Bob.
I'll take the wiser part!
DeleteGood ones!
ReplyDelete👍🏻
DeleteHey! You just described me... except for sacrificing a virgin (I have others on that long list).
ReplyDeleteI knew we got along for a reason!
DeleteOMG ... I love all of these! Your Saturday questions are becoming my favorite read from you!
ReplyDeleteThanks Marcia!
DeleteNone of those fit me (please don't tell anyone, but I'm on my 8th virgin this month).
ReplyDeleteWell, then at least one does ....
DeleteHaving dealt with mannequins I'd be more worried when they start talking back.. trust me
ReplyDeleteAnd don't feel bad about the first one I totally get where you're coming from with that one!
I do think they talk, but mostly behind my back.
DeleteAnd that first one may fit a lot of us,
Oh dear forgot the copy my comment. It appears to disappeared.
ReplyDeleteFound it!
DeleteHa! I definitely identify with No. 1 and No. 3.
ReplyDeleteI'm really good at telling people"That sounds like fun," and then they ask, "So you're coming?" and I say, "Oh, no."
DeleteOf course nobody wants to sacrifice a virgin to change the weather, have you checked the price and availability of virgins lately?
ReplyDeleteWill Jay
Probably because there's so few of them!
DeleteA smile for Sunday morning, especially at the hairdresser question.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that one sounds like me ... socially awkward at times.
DeleteI can relate, but I fail to see why you pose them as questions. They’re merely the depiction of normality, aren’t they?
ReplyDeleteMost certainly!
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