This past Sunday Carlos and I went to a concert in the park
in Camden and before we left I prepared
everything to cook dinner once we got
home.
After the concert, which was good and it was a gloriously
sunny cool day, we returned home and I set about cooking dinner. I served it
and as we ate Carlos said:
“This is good.”
And I responded as I usually do:
“I know.”
That line slays; but I digress. After dinner, clearing the
plates, Carlos asked what I called the dinner and I told him I didn’t know. It
was a recipe I made up in my head and:
“We’ve had this before.”
“I know but my mother likes to know what we cook and so I
wanted to tell her about this and I
don’t know what to call it.”
“Oh, um, call it Chorizo-Potato Hash, I guess.”
“What kind of meat is in it?”
“Chorizo.”
“I know but is there ground turkey in it.”
“No just Chorizo.”
“So no meat?”
“Chorizo is meat. What are you asking?”
“The kind of meat in—
“It’s chorizo. You know chorizo, you got me hooked on
it. You grew up on it. Your mother cooked with it. It’s meat.”
“But is there ground turkey, too?”
At that point I took the frying pan from the stove and
clocked him in the head. He gets it now. |
I bet there WAS ground turkey in it!
ReplyDeleteNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
DeleteYou should have just said "chorizo is a sausage made without turkey." The rejection for Hanson was pretty overwhelming. That house is spectacular. Ginny Fox is an old bat waiting to die. And the big question about Nick is... would he hit back.
ReplyDeleteApparently Nick's a MAGAt so I might only hit him with my car.
DeleteI have watched sausage being made, you don't want to know what is in the chorizo, but it is good. Can we see more of the the underwear model?
ReplyDeleteI love Chorizo and use it in quite a few dishes.
DeleteI laughed at your Carlos story! I'm glad someone renovated the house, and I have nothing good to say about Sarah Sanders. I do, however, have good things to say about Nick Bosa.
ReplyDeleteMeals are always a good time at our house.
DeleteI was thrilled that not only did someone renovate it, but cleaned up all the old tress and the twelve+ foot high hedges so you can see it.
How can anyone behave like that Fox woman (she's certainly no lady)? It's just pig ignorant and that's being rude to pigs. As for all those "moderate" Repugnants choosing an election denier as speaker of the house....I'm glad the Democrats didn't have to sully themselves dealing with them.
ReplyDeleteShe's a MAGAt tool
DeleteDoes anyone, ANYONE at all, give Christianity a GOOD name? Cheeses! Now the latest Mr Speaker is a 'creationist' (and climate-change denier. 'God's will!') among ALL the rest of it - and so effing much of it too! Is there somebody out there who'll comfort those many of us in utter despair?
ReplyDeleteI keep looking for that elusive "good" Christian but it's a rare, perhaps endangered, breed.
DeleteOk, so Nick: I think on paper he looks like I'd let him hit it mercilessly but he's a MAGAt and most probably a bigot. Would I fuck a MAGAt? No.They deserve no pleasure.
ReplyDeleteI cackled with the chorizo story. And I love that he uses that kind of loving minutia to keep her mum up to date on the Bobcar story.
And that new speaker of the house? I have opinions. And none of them is good... What were good were Jenna's crocodile tears.
XOXO
I'll hit Nick with a bat.
DeleteHis mother always asks what we're eating, and then offers up some of her own recipes, most of which are delicioso!
The new Speaker is a pig.
Jenna's a little bitch who'll make someone a good wife on the cell block.
xoxo
the dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo)
I'm sure dinner was very tasty!
xoxo :-)
Dinner was quite good!
Deletexoxo
Keep sharing the Paul Rudnick tweets, he's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHuckabee is a lot like our provincial premier. So far in the fall legislature, his party has approved a bill that won't allow teachers to call children under the age of 16 by their preferred names and pronouns without parental consent. It's all about "parental rights". Teachers are required to seek consent, and if the child is worried about their parent's reaction, then they are to refer the child to the school counsellor. Coming up next, I'm sure, is requiring the counsellors to advise the parents when their child attends to them. This all came about because he received 18 letters, only 7 of which were from parents in Saskatchewan, and there is no indication any of them have children of an age to be impacted by this law.
Another proposed (and soon to be law) is requiring all businesses to permit their employees to wear poppies on Remembrance Day. Not that anyone has complained...at least not that we know if yet.
Thank goodness for Carlos, he provides a good amount of levity.
Rudnick's one of the few I regularly check out.
DeleteThat name calling nonsense is happening here, too, which would have meant that I could not have been 'Bob' in school because my birth name is Robert. That's how stupid these laws are.
Carlos is always funny and fun!
A few thoughts:
ReplyDelete*Carlos can do no wrong. We have learned this quickly. I would just roll with it.
*Franklin, TN said enough is enough. Others in and out of Congress should take note. It's easy. Just speak. Loudly!!
*I love what they have done with the historic home. I feel like the home can now breath and show its true self once again. I have seen many homes in Denver the same way. Over the years they have overgrown shrubs and trees.
*Mike Johnson and his elk. Buckle up. It's going to get bumpy. Are we starting a pool that Mike can make it into the new year as House Speaker?
*Jenna her blonde, don't match the drapes, hair, and white women tears. I loved it when she prefaced her statement as being a Christian. I see what she did there. It still amazes me that folks are willing to throw their lot in with P01135809 to the point of severe adverse affects-jobs, law degrees, families...
*Nick is a looker. If he would have me, I would not turn down a cuddle. I will let him take the lead.
SPEAK UP is correct.
DeleteI don't know who bought that house but love that they are letting it be seen.
Mike will hopefully be out of a job come 2025.
Jenna is that whiny little bitch traitor who went along with the boys because she wants to be liked and then when she got arrested and they all asked, "Jenna who?" she cried and stomped her feet and lipped like a grilled cheese.
I have learned that Nick is a MAGAt so I won't hit except with a blunt object.
There's ground turkey in it and you won't admit it, you bastard. Carlos is the one I REALLY love. He knows ground turkey when he tastes it. You'd better not be rude to my Carlos. I'd love to see the interior of the house. I still don't want to hit it and don't want anyone else. It's a long dry spell.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Sadly, y'all are wrong; it was all Chorizo all the time!
DeleteEvery Christmas they do a Candlelight Tour of Homes and I'm hoping this one is on it!
xoxo
I'm still laughing about "But is there ground turkey in it?" I'm focusing on 2 things: 1.Mikey can't pass laws and 2. this session of Congress ends on Jan.3 and the certification of the Presidential election takes place on Jan. 6th and he will not be presiding over that event! xoxo
ReplyDeleteCarlos was killing me with that!
DeleteAnd, yes, bigot Mike will, hopefully, have a short-lived tenure as Speaker.
I commented yesterday but don’t know what happened to it. One thing I had said was I’d hit Nick if he’d take off that stupid underwear. However, since reading that he’s a MAGAt, I’d rather hit him with something else.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what happened to your comment. I even replied to you. I checked the Spam file and it's not there. Odd.
DeleteWow that "hidden house" is stunning isn't it!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad we can see it now.
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