Thursday, October 19, 2023

Bobservations

Those with a queasy tummy may want to skip ahead …

As you may know, Carlos was diagnosed pre-diabetic earlier this year and we instantly made changes to his, and our, diet. No more bread—which for bread-a-holic Carlos was a tough loaf to stop swallowing—and no more honey.

But he’s done very well, and we will every so often have toast for a light, quick breakfast, though I allow Carlos just the one slice; I am the Bread Bull Dog. So this one morning he had some plain non-fat yogurt with oats and banana and the one slice of bread. He cut up an overripe banana and served it in his yogurt, so when he had his slice of toast and spooned some honey on the bread I thought he’d put some brown slices of overripe banana on the bread. But this banana was not quite right and so I asked him to see the honey pot he’d kept in the cupboard filled with the sweet gooey stuff. I pried off the lid and found the jar half-filled with honey and roughly 4 or 5 dead cockroaches as well.

Yes, hold your gag reflex, Carlos was spreading honey and dead cockroaches on his toast and before any of you asks, “How the hell dirty is your house.” Remember that the honey pot had been sitting unused and unopened for over seven months.

The upside of this, you may ask, and yes there is an upside: for over a week now I have been giving Carlos a bad time about this or that and when he complains, all I need to say is …

“I saved you from eating cockroaches.”

… and the complaints stop..

This Tuxedo Memory is from May 2011 …

Tuxedo Thursday

“Oh, I give up.”

The look on his face, like he’d been caught doing something wrong, or, probably truer, that he was annoyed at being disturbed, along with the paws up, kills me.

That darn cat …

The White House had zero fucks to give when GOP Pennsylvania Representative Mike Kelly objected to President Biden's efforts to provide relief for student loan debt.

On Thursday, Kelly took to X, formerly Twitter, to rage about Biden's decision to cancel $9 billion in student loan debt for 125,000 borrowers who owed, on average, $72,000. And the White House responded by saying that Mike Kelly has had over $1 million in government loans forgiven himself.

Hypocrisy, thy name is GOP.

Democratic Florida Congressman Jared Moskowitz thinks that Palm Beach County ought to tax Thing 45’s Mar-Illegal property at the $1,500,000,000 value the Former-Fake-One-Term-Twice-Impeached-Currently-Four-Time-Criminally-Indicted-Not-My-President-Gurl claims its worth.

And with DeSantis running Florida into the ground, the state could use the money raised on Thing 45’s other BIG lie.

Navy sailor Information Technician 2nd Class Thomas James, who intervened to stop the mass shooting at Club Q last year, has received the Navy and Marine Corps Medal, the highest noncombat award for heroism, awarded to those who put their own life in jeopardy.

As the shooting went on James grabbed the barrel of the murderer’s weapon and restrained him until police arrived: James suffered a gunshot wound in his abdomen and burned his hands as a result of his actions.

Thank you for your service to your country and to your community.

Alice Cooper has come out as anti-trans, claiming that children identifying as trans is a "fad" and that adults are "confusing" children by "telling [them] 'Yeah, you're a boy, but you could be a girl if you want to be.'" 

Odd, coming from a man who, Rolling Stone noted, "built a career partly out of defying and toying with gender expectations," but who clearly is an ignorant bigot. And who is now out of a partnership with Vampyre Cosmetics, who ended their relationship with Cooper over his bigotry saying:

"In light of recent statements by Alice Cooper we will no​​​​​​​​​ longer be doing a makeup collaboration. We stand with all members of the LGBTQIA+ community and believe everyone should have access to healthcare. All pre-order sales will be refunded."

Sorry, not sorry, Alice. Alice? Wait, isn’t that a girl’s name? Odd, this hate coming from a man who was born Vincent Damon Furnier but now identifies as Alice.

Read Me a Story, Stella is a children’s picture book about a pair of siblings reading books together and building a doghouse.

Sounds cute, but apparently it’s on a banned books list because, well, gay. Oh, no, not because the siblings are gay, or are reading gay stories, or have gay parents but because the author’s name is Marie-Louise Gay.

Yes, the book was added to a list of potentially “sexually explicit” books to be moved from the children’s section of Alabama’s Huntsville-Madison County Public Library system because, as HCPL executive director Cindy Hewitt noted there was the word “gay.”

Seriously.

Remember when Robert F. Kennedy Jr. got into the presidential race and the GOP was thrilled because they thought he'd take votes away from Joe Biden and help Inmate # P01135809 win and perhaps govern, not from the Oval Office but from the prison laundry?

Well, things have changed since RFK started spouting some of his wingnuttery, and changed even more when he announced he might run as an Independent. If that happens Biden goes from being ahead of the criminal by 3 points to being ahead by seven points.. Kennedy’s presence erodes Inmate # P01135809’s lead among independents and cuts into his support among Republicans.

Go for RFK.

And to cleanse the palate of crazy, here’s a couple of the cats … Consuelo sunning in the sunroom during our recent cold mornings as it is the warmest room in the house, while Rosita sleeps on the bed … or pretends to sleep?

This is model and actor Henry Watkins of the dazzling smile—yes, I know, it’s just that one photo but still—and beautiful body. But the real issue is: Would You Hit It?

35 comments:

  1. American cockroaches or German cockroaches? I'm just glad Carlos didn't eat them. When you live in the southern part of the US, you have to deal with the nasty critters. I think that's the best photo of Tuxedo ever. You mean a Republican is actually a hypocrite? What a shock!

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I didn't check their nationality I just hurled them down the garbage disposal!
      That photo if Tuxedo is perfection; that cat loved to pose and loved a good windowsill!

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  2. Nice one, Florida Congressman Jared. It's now so obvious that I for one hadn't thought of it. But now that I am aware someone surely MUST follow it through.

    Btw: Cannot Carlos still eat non-white bread? - which I gave up when I was diagnosed 10 years ago (with Type 2 diabetes), which isn't really bad at all. In fact I find I now prefer brown, grain bread to white. What I found more difficult to get used to and still do, is the substitution of white potatoes by sweet pots - though I do (shhhhh!) occasionally have the odd white or two as an occasional special 'treat'. Actually, white pots aren't banned outright (for us Type 2s at least), it's only a recommendation. I only wish that sweet potatoes were anywhere near as versatile as white pots are.

    And seeing here the awake Consuelo and the dreaming Rosita halted the dampening of my eyes after being reminded of dear, ever-missed, little Tux.

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    1. Carlos was told to not eat bread, or rather to eat it very rarely. He used to go through over a loaf a week, and now he's down to a few slices a month.
      Yes, the two girls are sweet and cute, but there isn't a day that goes by that I don't get teary-eyed over the loss of Tuxedo. That cat left a huge mark on my heart.

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  3. Sourpuss (have you even seen her smile at anything other than gold bars or Justin?) Melanie Gold Digger Trumpelstiltskin doesn't give a s**t as long as the money rolls in to keep her in the trashy style she has become accustomed to.

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    1. She made her bed and now she can lie in it. She gets what she deserves.

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  4. There are certain individuals I miss following on Twitter, but I sure don't miss the platform. Paul Rudnick is one of them.
    Clearly, the banning book crowd don't read books beyond the cover page.
    Cats are such fun creatures when they aren't being a pain in the ass. My Saku has learned how to turn on the touch lamp on the night stand. He loves to turn it on between 3-5 a.m.

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    1. I still go on Twitter but mostly to find Tweets for this weekly posts!
      Cats will use whatever powers they have to wake you up early to feed them!

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  5. Ohhh I'm with your in the bread train. Love it.
    I tend to stick to whole wheat, though. I know, I love Brioche. LOVE IT.
    And who's surprised by a Repug being a hypocrite? WHO??? And I'm sure they cannot tax Jabba the Orange on his appraisal of Mar-a-Lardo cause they probably wrote the truth on paper. Yo know how scammers work.

    And the question is not if I would let him hit it, but how many times I'd let him do it. Over the weekend.

    XOXO

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    1. Well, if they wanted to tax that criminal they'd have to pick whether it's the appraisal he uses to get loans or the one he uses for tax purposes, and the spread on that is about $1.45B!
      xoxo

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  6. Cleora Borealis11:15 AM

    Whenever I see Melania's ugly expression (the only one she has), I think of comedian Kevin Meaney! His longest running bit was the challenge to people to "get that puss off your face!" "Why ya got that puss on your face?!" I mean, what is she going for? Serious?...girl, your entire existence is a laugh! Studious?...oh, right, she's that Ph.D. 7 languages specialist who still doesn't speak English! Bored?...more like boring! Smug and superior?...yep, that's it!! And, because she is in no way superior, she really needs to "Get. That. Puss. Off. Her. Face!!"

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    1. Sadly, I think what happened to Melanie is exactly what our parents told us as children: 'You keep making that face and one day it'll freeze like that!'

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  7. Anonymous11:19 AM

    the dog's mother
    (Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
    Banning a book because of
    someone's last name?!!! Crazy!
    xoxo :-)

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    1. This banning stuff is way out of control, and stupid!
      xoxo

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  8. Just wanted to check-in and declare I am present--

    *Melania is a professional gold-digger but I hear she and P01135809 are two peas in a pod.

    *P01135809 should know about real estate and the complexities. I hear that the Florida hell hole may be worth more if the place is divided up into additional lots BUT according to historical landmark status the place has to stay as is. The Big Fat Orange One floated this idea before. The powers that be put a kibosh on it. https://www.businessinsider.com/mar-a-lago-donald-trump-palm-beach-florida-preservationists-mansions-2021-6

    *Thank you Thomas James for your service in uniform and out.

    *You and Carlos. I see a reality series filming in your home. It would be entertaining for sure. Let me make some calls.

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    1. Thing 45 is actually, really, truly stupid. And Melanie is no better since she fell to her back and put her heels to Jesus for some coins.

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  9. I don't know why westerners have such an aversion to eating insects. In northern Thailand I visited a market where several of the stalls were selling crunchy insects that could supplement one's protein intake. I suspect that cockroaches fed exclusively on honey would be quite delicious.

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    1. I suppose if you're planning on eating them it's different, but when they've crawled into a honey and died in there the surprise of it all is just too much!

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  10. Poor Carlos - I feel his pain on the "bread" problem before I even got to the honey problems. The Bible says man cannot live by bread alone, but I've tested that hypothesis all the days of my life. I used to like honey, too, but I am definitely giving that up.
    On a lighter note, Sydney Powell pleaded guilty this am and has agreed to flip on all the other defendants in the Georgia case. If I could do cartwheels, I would do one.

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    1. Carlos is actually doing very well eating much less bread, as am I by virtue of the fact that we live in the same house!
      I kinda always knew Sydney Powell would crack and cave and squeal.

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  11. “I saved you from eating cockroaches.” This is a motto for life, sweetpea! I picked the perfect day to come back from break! Now to write a post! xoxox

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    1. Welcome Back!!!!
      Yes, I will be using that line from now on!
      xoxo

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  12. I had read all about the "gay" book banning in Alabama. What a crazy world we live in. I am glad you saved Carlos from the roaches!

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    1. I guess if your name is Gay you can't have books published any more.
      And I am so loving safing Carlos ...

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  13. Isn't there some kind of bread that pre diabetics can eat?

    I never thought about Cooper using a traditionally female name. Some people get old and don't remember their own young self.

    You can assume I would 'hit' every time you post a nice looking guy, but Henry is extra nice.

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    1. There might be, I think, but Carlos is good now with keeping his bread intake down.
      Alice Cooper really stepped init, I think.
      Henry is quite delicious, I'll say!

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  14. Look at Alice Cooper. I ain't listening to a damn thing he has to say about anything.

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  15. Salute to Navy sailor Information Technician 2nd Class Thomas James!

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  16. How'd the cockroaches get into the Honey Pot? Alice made a lot of money from his counter culture shock rock, and that was evidently all an act. And you thought RFK Jr wasn't good for anything.

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    1. Spoon slot.
      Alice is a bigoted phony ... RFK is a loon.

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  17. If I were Carlos, I'd be bringing you flowers ever day for the rest of your life!

    Those cats. My heart melts. Tuxedo was so dramatic.

    RFK Jr. is morphing into Giuliani.

    My friend's late mother was named Gay. She was born in Alabama and moved to Florida. Although she supported Anita Bryant, she'd now be banned.

    I always thought Alice Cooper was kind of an asshole and that I was unhip to think so. No doubts now. I'm hip and he's an asshole.

    Henry Watkins? In a heartbeat. But I hate Phillip Plein, so he'd have to remove the underwear immediately. Sorry not sorry.

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    1. You KNOW I will be reminding quite often about my saving his life.
      Those cats are something, and Tuxedo was the something-ist.
      I bet Anita would have sent your mother's Gay friend away!
      It goes without saying Henry's underwear would instantly fall away!

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  18. Cockroaches, ugh. Saw plenty of them in New York City and in Senegal. Thankfully, they aren't common here. I was worried about RFK's impact on the race so I'm relieved to read this.

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