Those with a queasy tummy may want to skip ahead …
As you may know, Carlos was diagnosed pre-diabetic earlier
this year and we instantly made changes to his, and our, diet. No more
bread—which for bread-a-holic Carlos was a tough loaf to stop swallowing—and no
more honey.
But he’s done very well, and we will every so often have
toast for a light, quick breakfast, though I allow Carlos just the one slice; I
am the Bread Bull Dog. So this one morning he had some plain non-fat yogurt
with oats and banana and the one slice of bread. He cut up an overripe banana
and served it in his yogurt, so when he had his slice of toast and spooned some
honey on the bread I thought he’d put some brown slices of overripe banana on
the bread. But this banana was not quite right and so I asked him to see the
honey pot he’d kept in the cupboard filled with the sweet gooey stuff. I pried
off the lid and found the jar half-filled with honey and roughly 4 or 5 dead
cockroaches as well.
Yes, hold your gag reflex, Carlos was spreading honey and
dead cockroaches on his toast and before any of you asks, “How the hell dirty
is your house.” Remember that the honey pot had been sitting unused and
unopened for over seven months.
The upside of this, you may ask, and yes there is an upside:
for over a week now I have been giving Carlos a bad time about this or that and
when he complains, all I need to say is …
“I saved you from eating cockroaches.”
… and the complaints stop.. |
American cockroaches or German cockroaches? I'm just glad Carlos didn't eat them. When you live in the southern part of the US, you have to deal with the nasty critters. I think that's the best photo of Tuxedo ever. You mean a Republican is actually a hypocrite? What a shock!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I didn't check their nationality I just hurled them down the garbage disposal!
DeleteThat photo if Tuxedo is perfection; that cat loved to pose and loved a good windowsill!
Nice one, Florida Congressman Jared. It's now so obvious that I for one hadn't thought of it. But now that I am aware someone surely MUST follow it through.
ReplyDeleteBtw: Cannot Carlos still eat non-white bread? - which I gave up when I was diagnosed 10 years ago (with Type 2 diabetes), which isn't really bad at all. In fact I find I now prefer brown, grain bread to white. What I found more difficult to get used to and still do, is the substitution of white potatoes by sweet pots - though I do (shhhhh!) occasionally have the odd white or two as an occasional special 'treat'. Actually, white pots aren't banned outright (for us Type 2s at least), it's only a recommendation. I only wish that sweet potatoes were anywhere near as versatile as white pots are.
And seeing here the awake Consuelo and the dreaming Rosita halted the dampening of my eyes after being reminded of dear, ever-missed, little Tux.
Carlos was told to not eat bread, or rather to eat it very rarely. He used to go through over a loaf a week, and now he's down to a few slices a month.
DeleteYes, the two girls are sweet and cute, but there isn't a day that goes by that I don't get teary-eyed over the loss of Tuxedo. That cat left a huge mark on my heart.
Sourpuss (have you even seen her smile at anything other than gold bars or Justin?) Melanie Gold Digger Trumpelstiltskin doesn't give a s**t as long as the money rolls in to keep her in the trashy style she has become accustomed to.
ReplyDeleteShe made her bed and now she can lie in it. She gets what she deserves.
DeleteThere are certain individuals I miss following on Twitter, but I sure don't miss the platform. Paul Rudnick is one of them.
ReplyDeleteClearly, the banning book crowd don't read books beyond the cover page.
Cats are such fun creatures when they aren't being a pain in the ass. My Saku has learned how to turn on the touch lamp on the night stand. He loves to turn it on between 3-5 a.m.
I still go on Twitter but mostly to find Tweets for this weekly posts!
DeleteCats will use whatever powers they have to wake you up early to feed them!
Ohhh I'm with your in the bread train. Love it.
ReplyDeleteI tend to stick to whole wheat, though. I know, I love Brioche. LOVE IT.
And who's surprised by a Repug being a hypocrite? WHO??? And I'm sure they cannot tax Jabba the Orange on his appraisal of Mar-a-Lardo cause they probably wrote the truth on paper. Yo know how scammers work.
And the question is not if I would let him hit it, but how many times I'd let him do it. Over the weekend.
XOXO
Well, if they wanted to tax that criminal they'd have to pick whether it's the appraisal he uses to get loans or the one he uses for tax purposes, and the spread on that is about $1.45B!
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Whenever I see Melania's ugly expression (the only one she has), I think of comedian Kevin Meaney! His longest running bit was the challenge to people to "get that puss off your face!" "Why ya got that puss on your face?!" I mean, what is she going for? Serious?...girl, your entire existence is a laugh! Studious?...oh, right, she's that Ph.D. 7 languages specialist who still doesn't speak English! Bored?...more like boring! Smug and superior?...yep, that's it!! And, because she is in no way superior, she really needs to "Get. That. Puss. Off. Her. Face!!"
ReplyDeleteSadly, I think what happened to Melanie is exactly what our parents told us as children: 'You keep making that face and one day it'll freeze like that!'
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
Banning a book because of
someone's last name?!!! Crazy!
xoxo :-)
This banning stuff is way out of control, and stupid!
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Just wanted to check-in and declare I am present--
ReplyDelete*Melania is a professional gold-digger but I hear she and P01135809 are two peas in a pod.
*P01135809 should know about real estate and the complexities. I hear that the Florida hell hole may be worth more if the place is divided up into additional lots BUT according to historical landmark status the place has to stay as is. The Big Fat Orange One floated this idea before. The powers that be put a kibosh on it. https://www.businessinsider.com/mar-a-lago-donald-trump-palm-beach-florida-preservationists-mansions-2021-6
*Thank you Thomas James for your service in uniform and out.
*You and Carlos. I see a reality series filming in your home. It would be entertaining for sure. Let me make some calls.
Thing 45 is actually, really, truly stupid. And Melanie is no better since she fell to her back and put her heels to Jesus for some coins.
DeleteI don't know why westerners have such an aversion to eating insects. In northern Thailand I visited a market where several of the stalls were selling crunchy insects that could supplement one's protein intake. I suspect that cockroaches fed exclusively on honey would be quite delicious.
ReplyDeleteI suppose if you're planning on eating them it's different, but when they've crawled into a honey and died in there the surprise of it all is just too much!
DeletePoor Carlos - I feel his pain on the "bread" problem before I even got to the honey problems. The Bible says man cannot live by bread alone, but I've tested that hypothesis all the days of my life. I used to like honey, too, but I am definitely giving that up.
ReplyDeleteOn a lighter note, Sydney Powell pleaded guilty this am and has agreed to flip on all the other defendants in the Georgia case. If I could do cartwheels, I would do one.
Carlos is actually doing very well eating much less bread, as am I by virtue of the fact that we live in the same house!
DeleteI kinda always knew Sydney Powell would crack and cave and squeal.
“I saved you from eating cockroaches.” This is a motto for life, sweetpea! I picked the perfect day to come back from break! Now to write a post! xoxox
ReplyDeleteWelcome Back!!!!
DeleteYes, I will be using that line from now on!
xoxo
I had read all about the "gay" book banning in Alabama. What a crazy world we live in. I am glad you saved Carlos from the roaches!
ReplyDeleteI guess if your name is Gay you can't have books published any more.
DeleteAnd I am so loving safing Carlos ...
Isn't there some kind of bread that pre diabetics can eat?
ReplyDeleteI never thought about Cooper using a traditionally female name. Some people get old and don't remember their own young self.
You can assume I would 'hit' every time you post a nice looking guy, but Henry is extra nice.
There might be, I think, but Carlos is good now with keeping his bread intake down.
DeleteAlice Cooper really stepped init, I think.
Henry is quite delicious, I'll say!
Look at Alice Cooper. I ain't listening to a damn thing he has to say about anything.
ReplyDeleteExactly.
DeleteSalute to Navy sailor Information Technician 2nd Class Thomas James!
ReplyDeleteYes indeed. Hero.
DeleteHow'd the cockroaches get into the Honey Pot? Alice made a lot of money from his counter culture shock rock, and that was evidently all an act. And you thought RFK Jr wasn't good for anything.
ReplyDeleteSpoon slot.
DeleteAlice is a bigoted phony ... RFK is a loon.
If I were Carlos, I'd be bringing you flowers ever day for the rest of your life!
ReplyDeleteThose cats. My heart melts. Tuxedo was so dramatic.
RFK Jr. is morphing into Giuliani.
My friend's late mother was named Gay. She was born in Alabama and moved to Florida. Although she supported Anita Bryant, she'd now be banned.
I always thought Alice Cooper was kind of an asshole and that I was unhip to think so. No doubts now. I'm hip and he's an asshole.
Henry Watkins? In a heartbeat. But I hate Phillip Plein, so he'd have to remove the underwear immediately. Sorry not sorry.
You KNOW I will be reminding quite often about my saving his life.
DeleteThose cats are something, and Tuxedo was the something-ist.
I bet Anita would have sent your mother's Gay friend away!
It goes without saying Henry's underwear would instantly fall away!
Cockroaches, ugh. Saw plenty of them in New York City and in Senegal. Thankfully, they aren't common here. I was worried about RFK's impact on the race so I'm relieved to read this.
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