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So, we’re watching the Oscars the other night and Billie
Eilish and Finneas are onstage singing ‘No Time To Die,’ and Carlos says:
Oy, that man and his lack of pop culture information. |
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See, it’s like this: criminals in the GOP are fine and
dandy, but ALLEGED criminals
outside the GOP need to be arrested and sent to jail without trial. |
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Difference between Men and Women: A woman asks her girlfriends if she looks fat and they reply,
“Noooo, you're beautiful!” A guy asks his male friends if he looks fat and they say,
“Bro, I have five fat friends and you're four of them.” |
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Senator Elizabeth Warren and two dozen other Democratic
lawmakers are demanding that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas recuse
himself from any cases involving 2020 election disputes or the January 6th insurrection after revelations his wife, Ginni AKA Queen QAnon, advocated
actions to overturn the presidential election. They also want Thomas
and Chief Justice John Roberts to explain why Thomas didn’t recuse himself from
a case involving access to the former White House records, in which Thomas was
the lone vote against release of the documents. C’mon
y’all, he was just doing what Ginni told him to do. |
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North Carolina’s GOP QAnon Congressman Madison Cawthorn held
a photo op touting the infrastructure funding for his district that came from
the bipartisan infrastructure package. Funny, cuz Little Maddie Cawthorn did not vote for the bill
he was trying to take credit for and he was confronted by a man who asked him
directly if he voted for the bill. Maddie rolled away
without answering. |
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Well well well … the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and
Sciences has said that Will Smith was asked to leave Sunday’s Oscars after assaulting Chris
Rock but he refused … because he
had an Oscar to win and he wanted that more than he wanted to protect his wife’s
ALLEGED honor. And to prove the rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
on Oscar night, after the slap, Little Jaden Smith Tweeted: "And That's How We Do It." That says enough right there. Spoiled brats, that entire
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Tennessee has passed a new “permitless” carry law stripping
background checks and training from gun ownership so anyone can carry a gun
anywhere. It couldn’t get worse … until you realize a GOP state
lawmaker is sponsoring a new bill to allow 18-year-olds to legally carry
handguns in public. Let the shooting begin. |
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The Camden Yard and Garden Contest is this weekend, and because
the weather has been so iffy, we haven’t had the time to work in the yard, so I’m
gonna wear this and stand in the front yard as the judges pass by. I think we have a shot at winning. |
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Lastly, Calvin and Cory Boling, twin modeling brothers. Which One Would You Hit … or would you just be the meat in their sammich?  |
Cawthorne is one hell of a bullshit artist; his lies are even more unbelievable than Margarine's. His ego must be even tinier than his hi penis looking at the way he spends his time playing with weapons; why wear a camouflage jacket to a photo op celebrating money given to his district by Joe Biden? Is he afraid that the Democrats are going to come after him with evil rules and regulations to make his state a better place?
ReplyDeleteCalvin and Cory? No thanks. Too young. Too pouty. You can keep them for yourself.
ReplyDeleteDon’t you just want to sometimes squeeze Carlos’ cheeks?
Randy Rainbow is such a love. And Will Smith is anything but...
ReplyDeleteThe twins. Meh. I would pat them on the head, but they are SOOOOO boring.
Please post pic of your fine self in said outfit. I want to judge. And if you won't, ask Carlos. :)
Well, as long as the keep the killing within the borders of Tennessee, I am fine with it. There are also a number of other southern states where I would support a similar situation. Give the stupid people what they want. Reduce the surplus population.
The Smiths - Ick. The whole bunch. You are dead right. And, hopefully, this incident kills all their careers and we don't have to sit through another Annie or Ali.
In the dictionary... there's a new addendum to the definition of opportunist. Madison Cawthorn
Oh, dear. Thomas should have never been seated. He is a waste of a seat and compromised from day one. Impeach him? How do you unseat a corrupt Supreme Court Justice?
Chuckle... good one.
And the GOP still love to bring up Hunter. Sigh. It's a one-hit wonder that had no staying power, but the GOP keep playing it.
I'm with Carlos. Derivative is derivative. Homage becomes plagiarism.
Kizzes.
Calvin and Cory - wow!
ReplyDeleteClarence Thomas should definitely recuse himself from any cases concerning the election results or the Jan 6th insurrection. "Justice must not only be done, but be seen to be done."
ReplyDeleteThe winning shot????? No pun intended I suppose.
ReplyDeleteThe Thomas's....what mugs.they too better face some consequences.
ROTFLMAO!!!!! Poor Carlos!!!! I personally didn't think it was my favorite Bond theme.
Seeing how old pubic hair in his coke Clarence Thomas’s wife Ginni is leading him by the nose is reminding me of the movie Get Out, where the bodies of Black People were being taken over by WHT people. The real Clarence is living in the sunken place, what we see is Ginni’s and the GQP’s obedient doppleganger.
ReplyDeleteWell, you're asking way too much from the Repugs: integrity, solid moral foundations, truthfulness... Cawthorne is everything but that. Same with Ginny and Clarence.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're so right about the claims about Hunter Biden... Stanka and her Real Doll stole MILLIONS and what?
And you have to give Carlos some credit: he recognized the melody.... LOL
XOXO
OMG, sweetpea, but you are just too fantastic! xoxo
ReplyDeleteSeriously, the whole GOP shit show needs to be voted out of office and/or impeached as the case may warrant. I sincerely hope that there are enough level-headed Republicans to realize what the fringe has done to their party! But then again, my "real" name is Pollyanna these days!
p.s. I'm in the either have Carlos judge or take a pic of that floral ensemble camp!
Poor Carlos. The latest tale made me laugh. Also, made me think of my mom because I had a few pop culture moments like that with her. What surprise that Madison Cawthorn is a hypocrite and will do anything for attention. Can we vote him off the planet? Love the tweet from Randy. Take care, Bob and Carlos.
ReplyDeleteThomas should be impeached
ReplyDelete@Helen
ReplyDeleteCawthorn has lied about so much in his own life that I don’t believe one word of what he says.
@Mitchell
I like that first photo of the twins because of the style and content, but they are kind of vanilla wafers, eh?
I squeeze Carlos’ cheek, both the uppers and the lowers, every chance I get.
@upton
Randy slays me, and slayed hard with this one.
A little milquetoast, those twins.
That IS me in the flowered outfit! =)
Tennessee can f%k off with Texas and Florida and Georgia and the others.
I have never liked Will or Jada and now their children seem to be the same.
I have said it before, but I would like to Baby Jane Hudson one Madison Cawthorn down a flight of stairs in his wheelchair.
Hunter is the new Hillary, even though the old one still riles the GOP.
Carlos liked the tune, but the Bond-ness had him flummoxed.
xoxo
@Treaders
From the consensus of those who posted earlier, I think you can have the twins … for a song!
@Debra
Right you are! That quote is perfection.
@Maddie
=)
Ginni and Clarence. Fuck ‘em.
It wasn’t my favorite Bond theme either, but Carlso still made me giggle.
@Boots
I think you are onto something about the Thomas’.
@Six
I’d like to send Cawthorn and Clarence and Ginni someplace really hot.
The GOP think Ivanka just a good businessperson. Ha!
You’re right about the melody; he nailed that!
xoxo
@Savannah
Why, thank you ma’am.
I need Democrats to remember just two short years ago we sent the GOP out of office and we can do it again, and again and again.
If Carlos judges, I automatically win!
@Mr. Shife
Carlos is funny about pop culture; ask him about classical music and he can tell you anything, but popular tunes? Not so much!
I’d love to send Cawthorn into space, but space might just spit him back.
Randy’s Tweet killed me.
@Adam
And his wife jailed!
The GOP think Hunters laptop is another dead horse to kick.
ReplyDeleteI do like that coup in couple.
Cawthorn's shit started boiling over a while back and the stink only gets worse.
And Will Smith's shit? It's doing the same thing.
Dear, that floral ensemble is simply lovely, and I bet I know where they'll hang the prize.
I love Randy Rainbow. I hadn't heard that will was asked to leave the Oscars and refused. Why wasn't he escorted out? And I mean by some officers.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
The trouble with guns is that when you have them you want to shoot them. You only have to ask Putin about that. Carrying guns when you are mentally stable and peace-loving is risky enough but when you might have a grudge, you are drunk or you have anger issues that is when it becomes very worrying. I am so glad that access to guns in Britain is both rare and difficult.
ReplyDelete@Dave
ReplyDeleteGinni and Thomas think they make a cute coup. They do not.
@Janie
He should'a been hauled out by the police with that wife of his.
xoxo
@Yorkshire
Guns are made to kill. Case closed. And when you don't register them and anyone can carry them and you don't need a license for one, when the shooting begins, and it will here in the United States of Guns, the blood is on your hands.
Regarding the garden show, people would find that interesting growing in your front yard,
ReplyDelete@Travel
ReplyDeleteOr it would terrify them ....
LOL...I might have had the same conversation that Carlos had, if I had watched the Oscars. I'm a little behind when it comes to pop culture..and of course music.
ReplyDelete@JM
ReplyDeleteCarlos lack of pop culture knowledge is as endearing as it is funny.
"We put the 'coup' in 'couple'" -- LOL!
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