Bobservations

Even though Carlos works from home., we usually get up at 7AM; I am back to working four days a week and need to be at work around 9:30 so 7AM is a good wake-up. Carlos is in charge of the alarm clock—though I have no idea how that happened because he lets the alarm chirp and CHIRP and CHIRP forever before he wakes up.

This past Monday the chirping is going on and ion and I’m awake and it seems kinda dark outside, but the clock says 7:02; I figure it’s cloudy. Carlos gets up, does his bathroom business, and then Tuxedo comes in to get me—I put him on the bathroom counter because he likes to drink from the faucet … don’t judge me—and then I head out to the kitchen.

Still, it’s dark out, and I check  my phone … 6:12 in the mother%$#&ing morning. 6AM? What am I, a farmer? I drag myself to the kitchen and ask Carlos why he set the alarm so early.

“It’s seven.”

“Well, the microwave begs to differ. It says 6:15 … and the coffee maker and the stove and the clock on the wall and the mantle clock and my phone all agree.”

It was me and all the appliance against him, and he still thought it was 7AM. And, crazy as it sounds, his clock said the alarm was set at 7AM. Clearly, the cats are fucking with us.

Even with all the opportunities and wealth and education, this twit doesn’t know a damned thing. WWI??? WWII? 

A couple of weeks ago, I posted about the Wyoming GOP trying end crossover voting, lest Democrats vote for Liz Cheney. Well, that proposed bill, endorsed by Thing 45, died in the Wyoming House.

Looks like the GOP Voter Suppression Machine got another smack down.

Anyone else notice that while Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is in Ukraine standing with his people, very close to the front lines, tough  guy Vlady Putin is ensconced safely at home?

If you don’t think that the same Iowa lawmakers who prioritized outlawing trans students from participating in sports earlier this month will now do absolutely nothing to address gun violence after three students were shot at a Des Moines high school, you might wanna take a seat because YOU are part of the problem.

A group of Florida students chanting ‘We say Gay’ took to the Capitol steps in Tallahassee this week in a last-ditch plea to state lawmakers to vote down that “Don’t Say Gay” bill.

Hey Florida lawmakers? These students will soon be voting and they will remember what you did.

I like this … in Utah Governor Spencer Cox plans to veto legislation passed last week that seeks to ban transgender student-athletes from competing in girls’ sports. Cox directly addressed transgender student-athletes, who he said found themselves the subject of political debate through no fault of their own, in saying:

“I just want them to know that it’s gonna be okay. We’re gonna work through this.”

Without his support, Utah is unlikely to join the 11 states, all GOP-led that have enacted bans on transgender girls wanting to compete in school sports leagues.

I do the laundry at Casa Bob y Carlos and this is how it works out: washing takes about thirty minutes, while drying takes maybe an hour. But putting the clean clothes away takes 7 to 10 business days.

The head of Russia’s Orthodox Church blamed the attack in Ukraine by the Russians on … wait for it … Pride Parades.

So, it’s Pride Parades, the Green New Deal, Pelosi and Schumer, AOC, Joe Biden, and the Ukrainian people themselves, who started this war, but it is not Vlady ‘Microdick’ Putin.

Sidenote: these men in drag, don’t you love their jewels and gowns, are objecting to Gay Pride?

On September 19th, 2020, about three weeks before North Carolina’s voter-registration deadline for the general election, Thing 45’s Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows registered to vote in that state’s General election.

On a line that asked for his residential address—“where you physically live,” the form instructs—Meadows wrote down the address of a fourteen-by-sixty-two-foot mobile home in Scaly Mountain and listed his move-in date for this address as the following day, September 20th.

Mark Meadows does not own this property and never has, and it is not clear that he has ever spent a single night there.

What is clear is that he expects everyone to believe he lives in that trailer and expects no one to believe he’s guilty of voter fraud.

This is silver fox model Eric Turner. He owns the underwear brand Oryx and is happily married to his husband Morne Coetzer, pictured below.

So, Would You Hit It?