Thursday, May 14, 2020

Bobservations

Okay, Carlos. He gets enraged, well, not enraged, but perhaps overly peeved, at the toilet paper commercial with the Baby Bear picking up his underwear off the bathroom floor.

Why? Well, cuz Mama and daddy and Baby Bears are all in the bathroom and none of them are wearing clothes so why the underwear question, and why do bears sell toilet paper.

I reminded him that geckos sell insurance, turkeys sell nicotine patches, and camel is telling us it’s Hump Day. He said:
“But bears? Underwear? NONE OF THEM ARE WEARING CLOTHES!!!”
I think the lockdown got to him.

PS The best part of working again yesterday was when the phone rang in the afternoon and it was Karen. And she asked what we were all doing, and I explained what was being done and she asked who had shown up; I said:
“Well, everyone’s here.”
Except you.
I have offered up Tuxedo's services to local agencies as the spokes-cat for the lockdown. So far no takers.
I guess it’s good that GOP Senator Kelly Loeffler sold off all her department store stocks and bought medical supply sticks as soon as she learned about COVID-19—and made millions of dollars doing so—because Loeffler has already loaned $10 million to her own campaign and has pledged to spend more.

And, as of now it looks like she’ll lose…millions and her Senate seat.

Sorry, not sorry.
All those people who don’t wear masks and are shouting from the rooftops that God will protect are the same people who need a gun to protect themselves.

God can stop a virus, not a bullet.
_____ has complained to advisers about the way coronavirus deaths are being calculated, suggesting the real numbers are actually lower, and his minions feel the same because they are knuckle-dragging, goose-stepping, sycophants, and have advised him to begin publicly questioning the death toll.

Now, there is no evidence the death rate has been exaggerated, and experts believe coronavirus deaths in the US are being undercounted, not over-counted, but let’s play Devil’s Advocate …

As I write this there have been 81,000+ deaths in America. Let’s say 20% of those are not virus-related, that’s 16,000. That leaves us with 65,000 deaths.

Oh, yeah, that’s must better. Only 65,000 Americans died in 10 weeks. [sarcasm font]
Remember “Click it or Ticket?” Morons hated seatbelts but they saved lives. Maybe we should try … “Mask it or casket.”
More from the Liar-In-Thief … _____ claimed at a press briefing Monday that any American who “wants” a coronavirus test can get one.

Odd then, that just moments before that lie, _____’s own testing coordinator, Brett Giroir, said that tests are mostly reserved for people who “need” one because they present symptoms or are participating in contact tracing.

Liars gonna lie.
I hope this isn’t it’s ‘jump the shark’ moment, but Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story franchise is expanding with a new anthology series spinoff, American Horror Stories … plural; see the difference?

Sources have described the new project as a companion anthology series to AHS, except, unlike AHS, each episode is a standalone ghost story.

I’m ready …
Rick Bright, the former director of the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority [BARDA] who alleged in a whistleblower complaint that he was ousted from his position after resisting the _____ administration’s efforts to allow widespread use of hydrooxychloroquine, plans to testify before Congress that way back in January his advice to ramp up production of respirators and medical supplies was ignored.

Another glaring example of the _____ failure to protect people.
So, we’re big Judy Dench fans in this house so last week we watched the true story of Red Joan, a spy for Russia during the last years of WWII. Joan stole information on nuclear weapons and have it to the Russians to, as she claimed, “level the playing  field” so that no one nation had all that power.

Good story, but better was Tom Hughes, left, as her college lover who turned her into a spy, and then silver fox Ben Miles, center, as the older Joan’s son, Nick.

Also, this weekend, we caught another episode of Penny Dreadful: City of Angels and were treated to the sultry, spicy dance moves and ambiguous sexuality of Fly Rico, as played by Sebastian Chacon, right. Muy caliente!

13 comments:

  1. (Carlos)
    my goodness a of good bad and ugly
    this morning. Take care.
    xoxo :-)

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  2. Just Listening to Tom Hughes makes me weak in the knees.

    Mask it or casket should be mass produced!!!

    I can say i do see Carlos point on the bear thing...why wear underwear?

    But yet again...tuxedo!!! I also don't know how i feel about AHS'S. The regular show I feel, is getting stale. The newer shows don't have the same feel with ensemble casts as the first 5 seasons had. I feel is getting to much...much like all these drag race shows. A little goes a long way. And last couple seasons I don't know who more the half the cast is?

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  3. Perhaps someone could create a special variant of Covid-19 that would kill off only tyrants - there's so many of Trumpelstiltskin's friends that come under that heading and then of course there's the wannabe tyrant himself too.

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  4. Apparently it's a code to use cute cartoon animals or little kids to sell toilet paper because wiping your bum is gross.
    As for dumpy, the more I watch that man the more I think he is losing his marbles. His response to a simple question about mother's day was telling.

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  5. I guess Carlos will just have to suspend his disbelief! What always used to get me was the smiling little piggies in the bacon adverts! Not much to smile about really did they?

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  6. Ohh juicy!
    First, Carlos is right, as always. I’ve asked myself that question too. Repeatedly.
    Second, the corruption of the trumpanzee Is only surpassed by Cheeto’s grifting.
    Third, Mr Bright (hello, there) just dragged COVFEFE-19 and Jared on tv for being idiots and disregarding warnings.
    Fourth, Tuxedoneeds to promote that Mask it or Casket it slogan STAT.

    XOXO

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  7. I second sixpence on the tuxedo slogan.

    liars gonna lie.

    and NO ONE needs underwear (just sayin').

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  8. Most of the bears I know wear clo… oh, different bears.

    Things are going to get interesting as the virus moves into God's Country.

    Of course he's going to publicly question the death toll, he's a scumbag.

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  9. "Even coronavirus wants nothing to do with him" -- hahahahahahaha!

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  10. @TDM
    It is a mixed bag!

    @MM
    Sexy hair, sexy accent; yes, please.
    And I worry that AHSs is too much,but we'll see I guess.

    @Helen
    COVID-Tyrant?

    @Steven
    Wow, now _____ is blaming his mother for all his misdeeds?

    @Treaders
    He just makes me laugh because every time he sees it he reacts like it's the first time!

    @Sixpence
    Tuxedo will get on that!

    @AM
    But they're bears ... in underwear ...or not???

    @Dave
    As we reopen, if this thing gets worse, I don't want to hear from the Freedumbers.

    @Debra
    It's true!


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  11. I'm with Carlos on this one. I know. I know. Lots of commercials make absolutely no sense with their talking animals. But everyone knows bears don't use toilet paper. They shit in the woods! And what IS with the underwear on the floor? Did he use them to wipe himself? He certainly never had them on. And those scenes where they show his butt littered with bits of toilet paper... I mean, come on, that's just disgusting. AND ridiculous. AND DISGUSTING.

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  12. Carlos has a point, naked bears being disgusted by underwear on the floor

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  13. @ Mitchell AND Travel
    I seem to have started a firestorm ... or maybe Carlos did?

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