Monday, July 28, 2014

WTF? A Keira Knightley Two-Fer

Lotsa folks think Keira Knightley is one of the most beautiful women in the world, and while I might not agree 100%, she does have a certain something ....

That I call horrendous taste in fashion.

Look #1: Is her slip falling down? Do women still wear slips? Is this some kind of 21st century hoop-skirt-looking monstrosity? Or is it just an Epic Fail?

Look #2: Did a flock of seagulls take many a dump on this dress? And what's with the posture? That stoop-shouldered stance doesn't make this mess look any better and only reminds me that, in this look, Keira is a pirate's dream: sunken chest.

Just sayin'.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I miss the days of celebrity women having their hair done before hitting social events such as the red carpet. I'm sure someone would tell me Knightly probably spent $250 having her hair done for either of the above photographs but, it looks like all she did was wash and brush her hair before she walked out the door. She's not alone.

anne marie in philly said...

YUCK! on both counts!

Susan said...

IMO #1 looks horrific even without the white part on the bottom. #2 might be OK close up, I can't tell for sure, but for god's sake, stand up straight!

the dogs' mother said...

Momism - shoulder's back!

Raybeard said...

And what's with those ruler-straight arms? Don't they flex any more?