Try as she might, via all that plastic surgery and all those designer clothes and all those expensive fashion shoots, Kim Kardastrophe will never be a model .... unless you could suck the fat from her ass and lodge it into the soles of her feet to make her about a foot-and-a-half taller.
Perhaps she should just go ahead and audition for a Hobbit role in a Lord of the Rings remake.
Just sayin'.
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Good grief - none of those women are in the *normal* range.
ReplyDeletethey ALL look like cheap-ass whores to me.
ReplyDeletereal women (myself included) have curves; and not "surgically enhanced" curves either!
Er, are they real? They all look like plastic mannequins to me
ReplyDeletein 6" heels she's still shorter than the shortest Hobbit. I bet her feet are just as hairy too.
ReplyDeleteGood heavens! I'm 3 inches shorter than Cash Kow! Man, I'm a freaking elf!
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