Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Photo of the Week: One of These Things Is Not Like The Others

Try as she might, via all that plastic surgery and all those designer clothes and all those expensive fashion shoots, Kim Kardastrophe will never be a model .... unless you could suck the fat from her ass and lodge it into the soles of her feet to make her about a foot-and-a-half taller.

Perhaps she should just go ahead and audition for a Hobbit role in a Lord of the Rings remake.

Just sayin'.


the dogs' mother said...

Good grief - none of those women are in the *normal* range.

anne marie in philly said...

they ALL look like cheap-ass whores to me.

real women (myself included) have curves; and not "surgically enhanced" curves either!

Helen Lashbrook said...

Er, are they real? They all look like plastic mannequins to me

Blobby said...

in 6" heels she's still shorter than the shortest Hobbit. I bet her feet are just as hairy too.

Biki Honko said...

Good heavens! I'm 3 inches shorter than Cash Kow! Man, I'm a freaking elf!