Female Co-worker [eavesdropping, then joining the conversation]: Hey! I saw a really good Joan Crawford movie the other day.
Me: Which one?
Female Co-worker: I forget the title, but she played a movie star who adopted a couple of children and she beat 'em and stuff.
Me [severe eye roll]: That wasn't a Joan Crawford movie. That was Mommie Dearest in which Faye Dunaway played Joan Crawford. Gawd. What kind of gay man are you!???!?
Female Co-worker: But I'm not a gay man.
Me: Clearly.
BRING ME THE AXE!!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet she uses wire hangers.
ReplyDeleteTell me - I'm betting she didn't know Titanic was based on a real incident??
ReplyDelete@Froggy
ReplyDeleteNo, she is definitely smarter than that!
Well, there is hope! Someone posted a series of twits twittering that they just found out (because of the 100th anniversary coverage) that the Titanic was a real ship and a real sinking....
ReplyDeletethe poor girl
ReplyDeleteSomeone clearly needs a tutorial and a freezing cold steak for breakfast.
ReplyDeleteTitanic was based on a real incident?????
ReplyDeletebwa-ha-ha! I'm afraid to ask my kids...
ReplyDeleteDon't fuck with me fellas!
ReplyDeleteAnd the Abba/Mommie Dearest mashup is just too funny.
Hey, enough with the stereotypes, ok? Betty Crawford, Joan Davis...so take my gay membership card away.
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