He has signed on as the voice behind Mr. Peanut, the iconic face of Planters peanuts.
Hoping to modernize the brand, Planters' parent company, Kraft Foods, has given the previously mute Mr. Peanut a highly-recognizable voice, as well as an updated wardrobe. Oh, the proud Nut will still wear the trademarked top hat, cane and monocle, but his new look will be decidedly more modest thanks to the addition of a gray flannel suit covering up his, um, well, previously exposed shell.
And this is fabulous news for Lindsay Lohan, too.
Just think, in another ten years, if this serial drug abuser, rabid rehab-ber, and jailbait gets her act together and stays clean, she might just well become the face and voice of Mrs. Butterworth.
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ReplyDeleteI think Lindsey is too white. I think Whitney might be the better choice. :)'
crack is whack
You know... here I am thinking about hope relating to a higher element, but then again, you can't get much higher than La Lohan.
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I do wish LL would get her act together....
ReplyDeleteHow much could that gig possibly pay the he would take the job?
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