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As if California doesn’t have a full court docket already,
between the one-percenters and their thirst for watering their massive lawns in
a drought, and Erika Girardi being sued again and again by almost everyone, Dancing
With The Stars dancer, Cheryl Burke thought it would be the
perfect time to take her ex-husband, Matthew Lawrence, to court and sue over
custody of their French Bulldog, Ysabella. My Thought: One-percenters are dumb. |
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Rumor has it That Woman spent nearly $1,000 on
edibles and got so high with daughter Khloé Kardastrophe and My Thought: The headline said That Woman Gets Stoned and
it was the wrong kind of stoning for me. |
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The ongoing saga of Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen‘s crumbling marriage can now be solved: it’s over. After pleading with
her ego-centric husband for years to quit football and stay home with the
family, Brady agreed and retired, and then promptly unretired, and now Gisele
has hired a divorce lawyer and Tom is pissy. My Thought: Check your giant ego at the door and realize you
have a wife and children who might like to see you. |
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Since she took Katy Perry off her Hate List,
Taylor Swift has a lot of free time on her hands so what’s a tacky, second-rate
“singer” songwriter to do? Go back and reignite an old feud from 2013 with
Kanye West, with a side of Kim Kardastrophe, and issue a diss record top clap
back ten years. My Thought: Taylor? Honey? You’re a grown ass woman, not a sophomore in high school, so please act like it and move on. IT’S BEEN ALMOST TEN YEARS!!!! |
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The theme for the 2023 Met Gala has been announced—c’mon,
you know you care—and it’s a doozy: Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of
Beauty. My Thought: I imagine Anna Wintour, since she has the power,
will have Lagerfeld’s body exhumed and place him front and center and no one
will notice since, even alive, he looked like a corpse. |
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Sharon Osbourne, the former “The Talk” co-host who was,
agrees with Kanye West about Black Lives Matter being a “scam” and
said she gave “$900,000 to [BLM] and like my money back please.” My Thought: For someone who was fired from “The Talk” for
looking and sounding like a racist, Sharon hasn’t learned her lesson. |
What a tasty smorgasbord you've posted this morning! I don't know if Burke is really a 1%er, but she has taken pretentiousness to a new level. And now we know, no sacrifice is too great for Brady's ego. No, I don't care about the Met Gala, but I'm betting Sharon Osbourne would donate another $900,000 to BLM just to get an invite.
ReplyDeleteI think when you can afford to hire an attorney to represent you in a dog custody case, you are more 1% than anything else.
DeleteCustody fight over a dog... May the
ReplyDeletebest backyard win!
xoxo :-)
She shoots! She scores!
Deletexoxo
ReplyDeleteDon't talk to me about drought! No watering the garden and careful when you flush the loo while our water company for days has been creating swimming pool no 2 on the Oxford ring road. The water is up to the bonnets on SUVs and the local major hospital, 16 schools and 8 care homes have been affected. And it will be the customers who have to pay for it. So the trials and tribulations of this crowd of losers draws no sympathy from me.
Oh, but the rich ones need the greenest yards because then how else will they prove they're rich??
DeleteI shed no tears for Tom Brady. Clearly he's been an absentee husband and father for years in that marriage.
ReplyDeleteBut, hey, he won a bunch of rings! 😥
DeleteI find it so funny that Giselle is finally divorcing Tom. Which does prove he only knows football and has a huge ego. I find that extremely sad. Either that or he has big man syndrome because he might have a little winky penis
ReplyDeleteBoth can be true, giant ego little dick.
DeleteI don’t know who those first two even are. And I’m going to keep it that way. As for the rest, I WISH I didn’t know who the were... are... were.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a plan.
DeletePretty Boy Tom obviously has (some) talent but what will he be remembered for? His big ego. Taylor Twit has survived this long by always taking down someone; not by being even somewhat talented. Not an admirable trait. And can we PLEASE just flush the whole Karkrapian clan 7 assorted hangers on?
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, an maybe, because their asses are so big they might clog the drain.
DeleteSharon Osbourne is British and you do not have the authority to criticise British celebrities in this blog. Please knock American celebrities as much as you want Bob but leave famous Britons out of it. We are perfectly capable of knocking the shit out of them ourselves.
ReplyDeleteBut she's such an easy target.
DeleteKanye West deserves anything that comes his way
ReplyDeleteI think he needs professional help. And Taylor needs to grow up.
DeleteI think tonight I'll dream that I don't know who any of these people are and will sleep contentedly, sweetpea! xoxo
ReplyDeleteSweet dreams!
Deletexoxo
You have to sometimes wonder just who wired their minds to have them turn out so nutso?
ReplyDeleteThey're self-entitled and over-indulged children.
DeleteHappy to say... I don't care about any of these people. :) But I do love the dirt, Bob. Nobody does it better.
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