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Before we get to the Snarky Thoughts, we made through Ian
quite nicely. Our weather turned cold which not only created less rain than
expected—though we did get just under 4 inches on Friday—but also helped deflate
the winds, so, for us, it was just a long day of steady rain and cool
temperatures … and red wine, for me. Now, onto the Snark: |
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Filed Under: Who Cares … Except the Kardastrophes.
Apparently, after years of telling Khloé
she
was, ahem, “too fat” for their brand, the Kardastrophe Koven is now said to be worried
that Khloé is too thin. My Thought: Their real concern is that her new thin body
makes the rest of them look fat. |
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It was just last month that Jennifer Flavin filed
to divorce Sylvester Stallone after 25 years of marriage, and it was a few days later
when Sly actually covered up his tattoo of her face with a tattoo of his beloved
late dog, and now we learn that the two are back together. My Thought: is he gonna re-tattoo Jennifer’s face on the dog? |
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While talking to Harper’s Bazaar about all sorts of
things, Oscar-winner Charlize Theron talked about fame and
said that even after twenty-five years in the business she still hasn’t reached
the same level of fame that Kim Kardashian has, which is a fact she
has finally learned to accept. My Thought: Does Charlize really wanna be famous cuz her
mother sold a sex tape? Cuz she has an enormous ass? Cuz she was married for 72
days? Talent, Charlize, wins out. People will forget Kimmy for everything other
than her ass … and by ass I meant her caboose and her ex-husband. |
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Filed Under: News I Never Wanted To Know … before her fan
forgets, Kardastrophe Pimp, That Woman, decided to remind them that she
has a tramp stamp featuring a cross and daughters Kendall and Kylie’s
names on either side of it. No reason why she didn’t bother with her other
children’s names. My Thought: I would have assumed she had one that said,
“Servants Enter From The Rear.” PS I could say words and words and words about that muffin
top but I won’t … this time. |
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I’ll leave you with some fun … 76-year-old pop icon, LGBTQ+-ally, and Grand Diva, Cher, made a surprise cameo during Paris Fashion Week 2022 by closing the Balmain runway show in a skintight marbled black bodysuit with bold shoulders, matching leggings, and a pair of black platform boots as her 1998 hit “Strong Enough” played in the background. My Thought: all those wannabes out there who strut and fret their hour upon the stage? Not one of you will ever stop a runway show cold, while the crowd roars, when you’re seventy-six.  |
I do love Cher. As for the rest, all I’ll say is I’m really pleased to read you, Carlos, and family are OK.
ReplyDeleteThe best thing about the day was the cool temperatures.
DeleteWe're supposed to get an inch or two from Ian, but the temps did really drop, too. The major problem with tramp stamps is that they always sag. Charlize will never be as famous as Kim, but then Kim will never, ever win an Oscar,. so maybe Charlize should be satisfied. As for Cher. Rock On!!!
ReplyDeleteKim will probably marry an Oscar ... then divorce him and marry again and again and again ....
DeleteOver here in drought ridden England we'd be delirious with joy to have 4" of rain coming down relatively gently. Glad that you are all safe and sound.
ReplyDeleteSC is quite lucky in that we are one of the few states not feeling a bad drought. In fact our rainfall is about normal ... though that's the only thing normal about SC.
DeleteGlad to hear you made it through the storm unscathed. October in New Mexico is probably the best month (no fires, smoke, wind, dust, insects, monsoons or blasting sun).
ReplyDeleteOur local news and weather people tried to make it worse than it was until it passed through and then they suddenly all changed their tunes.
DeleteSo glad you had a mild experience with
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xoxo :-)
It really was nothing at all, and I am grateful for that!
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That "Servants Enter From The Rear” is some hall of fame snarking. ROFLMAO.
ReplyDeleteI must admit that I cannot take credit for the line; it's from 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show.' But it worked in this case!
DeleteTruly unfortunate tattooing decisions in today's post, Bob!
ReplyDeleteIt was a theme and I didn't even know it!!!
DeleteWell, since you won’t comment on the muffin top, I will! Carrying that baggage around and you dare to make comments about your kids? Shame, shame. And lord only knows what the rest of the tattoo shows if you go lower…and now I’m very I’ll. Glad the casa survived and you, Carlos & the kids are fine!
ReplyDeleteThat Woman is vile.
DeleteTop of list---Carlos, the kids, and you are fine---I was ready to leap into gear and organize a party to help with the clean up---We will always have you back---If the State Troopers call from the county line of someone yelling for Carlos and Bob it's just me----
ReplyDeleteThese folks trying to stay relevant is just exhausting. I should make them go their homes and take away all social media for a week or two. A good cleanse.
Love to see the K's lose their social media, though I don't follow any of them.
DeleteI'll be very happy the day no one prints one single word about the KarKrashian Klan. Utterly sick of them. Congrats on dodging Ian. I dodged an Ian once, at the prairie. Turns out, if you hide behind a tree for 20 minutes, they will go away. Charlize is a talent. And Cher appears to have freshly emerged, once again, from a wind tunnel. GOOD FOR HER! Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteKardastrophes are good for a snarky laugh and that's about it. Cher rules.
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Whenever I see the gorgeous, ageless (76, people!), effortlessly relevant, forever cool, goddess that is Cher, I imagine Madonna looking at Cher's unfiltered face and body (again, 76!) and running through her home smashing mirrors while screaming "WHY NOT MEEEEEEE!"
ReplyDeleteWell, I am sure Cher has had work done, but she still looks like Cher while Madge looks like an aged Asian women.
DeleteWell I hope that I look that good when I am 76! However, I should quickly add that I don't want to be dressed in a marbled black bodysuit, nor do want to have a face that's so tight with plasticity that I cannot visibly express emotions and last but not least, I don't wish to wake up to find that my gender has been changed even though it might be nice playing with the new bits for half an hour or so.
ReplyDeleteI think you might rock the runway.
DeleteCher is timeless. She clearly looks a biological miracle
ReplyDeleteGo Cher!
ReplyDeleteIs that really Charlize Theron? I don't remember her looking quite so "manufactured".
I laughed about Sly Stallone. I have a feeling they won't be together much longer. When you break up with someone and have that strong of a reaction, getting together again seems rather futile!
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