This is Tuxedo's new 'Get Out and Vote' ad campaign. It's a little graphic for some, but it gets the point across quite nicely. CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE!! |
I look at this promotional signage and wonder how much they
paid the ad agency to produce it, and how many people signed off on it at each
and every stage and yet never noticed. |
For some reason Carlos thinks my new holiday hosting outfit
is inappropriate … something about sequins? Too many? Not enough? |
Philippe Bélanger is a model, a Cirque Du Soleil performer, a dancer, designer, owner of a clothing brand, and a content creator. But the question is: Would You Hit It? |
Does this mean that the price of Girl Scout cookies could be reduced? And good for New Jersey gun laws: I've always advocated liability insurance for every gun purchase, just like for cars, trucks, etc. Once the insurance companies actuaries calculate the risks it may just be too expensive to own a gun. But I suspect the SCOTUS to say it's "unconstitutional" because...something about 1787.
ReplyDeleteI also read that the Girl Scouts make $800 million a year in cookie sales alone!
DeleteOh my God that Carlos story cracked me up now I have two more tag ones to work into my repertoire.
ReplyDeleteHow embarrassing Herschel Walker did not show for a debate. Even if I was a Republican and liked him that shows total weakness and giving up too easy. Who wants that in a representative?
I totally think Pete Buttigige run again. I've been more impressed with him than Kamala Harris. She's coming across a lot more quiet and I thought she'd be. I'm just not sure how I feel about her being a president.
Philippe Bélanger .A long time fan. He could hit me morning noon and night 24/7!!!!
Carlos has some good ones, doesn't he?
DeleteHerschel. So, so dumb.
I, too, think Kamala has all but disappeared while Pete has stepped up into his job, and out as a frontrunner.
I do love a man on a unicycle.
Herschel a no show? That was to be expected when he heard they were going to confiscate his badge at the door. I have no problem with criminals suffering in jail for years. Pete's popular because he so easily cuts the legs off of every Republican talking point he comes across. I wouldn't turn Phil down. And that Tweet? Sorbo is, to put it kindly, stupid.
ReplyDeleteThe door probably said Pull Out but Herschel doesn't know what that means.
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ReplyDelete(Pete Buttigieg) definitely!
xoxo :-)
Hugs all around!
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OMG. Carlosian English should be the official language of the world. And Pete in 2024 hands down my choice. We agree 100% on the death penalty. And, would I hit it? Well, if it rode by my house on a unicycle dressed like that he would not make it to the corner.
ReplyDeleteI took a special course in Carlos-isms, and still need the supplemental books.
DeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteOh, Carlos. Also, probably true.
And I NEED to mention that Tweet? Kevin Sorbo, the Marjorie Three Names of the Mel Gibsons. About that Holiday Hosting outfit? I'm sure it'll fit the back. The front? You'll need to stone a yard more of fabric, probably....
And Pete needs to run, probably soon. It was smart that Uncle Joe recruited him.
XOXO
I, too, think more sequins make the outfit.
DeleteAs for Pete, it's his plain common sense that appeals to me. He explains his opinions so plainly and succinctly every time he speaks.
xoxo
Anyone who can read would know to give that opticians a wide berth. After all, if you need a colonoscopy you go to the doctors. If you want your eyes tested you don't want to go to this opticians.
ReplyDeleteI'd worry about giving a wide berth in front of the rectal guy, too!
DeleteHello Dear!!
ReplyDeleteA few thoughts:
*Loved yesterday's featured home choice. Cozy is the word that comes to mind. I would do a few tweaks and I am set.
*Love me some Carlos. We have established that he is a keeper right? Yes, “He thinks he’s hotter than the shit coming out of a cow’s ass.” sounds like something one would say in Texas. I have known guys who KNOW they are good looking and it turns my stomach sour. I have also KNOWN guys who have no clue they are handsome. I worked with one such guy. Let's just say a baseball players body. Played in the minor leagues. I asked him one day after observing the women at work always throwing themselves at him. I asked him one day if he thought he was handsome. He was clueless. He said no. I had to educate him. He thanked me for the compliment. He was a nice guy. Polite. One that you would want to take home to mother. Trust me, I would fight those bitches off.
*I hope Pete goes far in his career in politics and don't get cocky. He is smart and quick with the responses. Great talent.
*Love your holiday outfit. I would say after 5.
*The signage. That is epic failure in teamwork. I thought it was photoshopped. You are right, and I have dealt with printers, there are so many layers of signoff. I was always presented with the final draft for signoff and the next step is to print.
*Kevin, Kevin!! Sit the fuck down!!
Once again we're on the same page!
DeleteOh, please thank Carlos for the cow shit. I love it and can’t wait to use it. Do you suppose the eye place really was offer rectal photography? That would certainly be different from any other. In Herschel Walker’s case, they’d just have to look in his eyes to see his asshole. I’ll pass on Philippe Bélanger. You can have my turn.
ReplyDeleteYes, Carlos-isms are gems. I don't think I'd let the eye man look at my ass, nor the ass man look at my eye.
DeleteAnd Yes to your Kevin Sorbo take.
And speaking of assholes... Kevin Sorbo.
ReplyDeleteKevin Sorbo is such a jackass idiot
ReplyDeleteA has-been with a Twitter account.
DeleteIt's Thursday, I ain't got no job, and this made me laugh and smile on so many levels! Oh, and fuck Sorbo and DeSantis and all the other idiots in the GOP! xoxo p.s. love the outfit, but would you also wear a body stocking? *she said ever so innocently*
ReplyDeleteI think, in winter, a body stocking might work, but then a fire in the fireplace and who needs an under garment!
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"The dildo of consequences," LOL
ReplyDeleteIt's out there ....
DeletePS--Can we put John Schlender-Dukes of Hazzard-in the same basket as Keven. I tell you, pretty never looked so ugly.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Schneider was akin to Sorbo, AKA Jerkules.
DeleteCarlos and Tuxedo both made me LOL with their contributions this week. Thank you, Bob, for sharing. I wonder if anyone took them up on their free rectal photography offer.
ReplyDeleteI'd hate to be the eye doctor that got that request!
DeleteI can see clearly…no, that’s not right…
ReplyDeleteThe lecture is demanding an apology!
I’ve said it before, yes to Pete!
May DeSantis become acquainted with Tuxedo’s dildo…
And I’ve heard those Cirque guys are very flexible…
DeSantis could use a good dildo screwing.
DeleteAnd I, too, like the bendy mens.
I adore your entertaining guests outfit... Elizabeth Taylor as Martha in Who's Afraid of VW would have died of envy. As for retinal... the sigh COULD be correct... it's in the eye of the beholder. Some rosebuds are blue. (eyes to ceiling.) And why isn't DeSatinist in jail? Arrested for kidnapping? I wish more would follow in Ms. Scott's example... men and their money. Ugh. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteI agree about Scott; the richest men think it's a sign of virility when really it's just greed and a game of quien es mas macho.
DeleteDefinitely not enough sequins, it needs more sparkle!
ReplyDeleteAre there EVER enough sequins????
DeleteWhen they said "Free rectal photography" with every eye test, maybe they meant it. The resulting shots could be enlarged, framed and placed upon the walls of one's home. When Aunt Grace calls round and asks what planet the crater is on, say "Uranus"!
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