Thursday, October 20, 2022

Bobservations

Carlos has lots of little sayings that he learned as child that translate rather easily into English. When he says that something or someone is a “Storm in a glass of water,” he means “Tempest in a tea pot.”

But the other morning, watching the news, there was a rather attractive journalist, and Carlos muttered something under his breath in Spanish and when I asked what it was he said:

“He thinks he’s hotter than the shit coming out of a cow’s ass.”

I didn’t get the Spanish version, but in English it was spot on.

This is Tuxedo's new 'Get Out and Vote' ad campaign. It's a little graphic for some, but it gets the point across quite nicely. CAST A  GODDAMNED VOTE!!

MacKenzie Scott, the ex-Missus Jeff Bezos, is at it again … she donated $84.5 million to the Girl Scouts—the largest-ever single donation in the organization’s history—to go toward creating “more equitable membership opportunities” in underserved areas; expanding programs on career readiness, mental health and exploring STEM fields; bolstering research, staff and volunteer training; and upgrading Girl Scout facilities to be more accessible and resilient to climate change.

She has donated more than $3.8 billion to 465 non-profit organizations since her divorce from money-grubbing scum Bezos and still has $17 billion more to give to fulfill her pledge to give roughly half of her income to charity.

Good on her.

After Herschel Walker and many in the GOP and the rightwingnut news organizations claim Walker had a decisive victory over Senator Raphael Warnock , Herschel skipped their second debate forcing Warnock to debate an empty lectern … which is really just a repeat of the first debate.

I totally called this … Pete Buttigieg—whose only political experience before his 2020 presidential bid was serving as mayor of South Bend, Indiana—has become the most requested surrogate on the campaign trail for Democratic candidates in the midterms, even over Kamala Harris.

Both Buttigieg and Harris are expected to run to succeed Biden—whether in 2024 0r 2028—but for Democrats looking ahead, the party’s preference for Buttigieg on the trail may be an early indicator of the future direction of the party overall.

In the penalty trial of Nikolas Cruz, who murdered 17 people at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Florida, the jury has sentenced hm  to life without parole.

Some people, like Florida’s Fascist Governor Ron DeathSantis, were outraged that Cruz wasn’t sentenced to death; I was not. I am not now, nor have I ever been a proponent of the death penalty. It is not a deterrent to crime, and the convict can spend years in appeals, wasting millions in taxpayer money, trying to overturn the verdict. I could explain why I feel this way, but I’m going to let Dennis Shepard, father of Matthew, explain why he preferred life without parole for Matthew’s murderer, Aaron McKinney:

“You won’t be a symbol. No years of publicity, no chance of commutation, no nothing—just a miserable future and a miserable end. It works for me….Mr. McKinney, I give you life in the memory of one who no longer lives. May you have a long life, and may you thank Matthew every day for it.”

Let Cruz go to sleep every night and wake up every day for the rest of his miserable life knowing exactly why he’s there and never getting out.

Texas’ Bexar County Sheriff Javier Salazar has certified that the 50 migrants flown to Martha’s Vineyard by Ron DeSantis were victims of a crime taking a key step in qualifying them for a special visa they would not have otherwise been eligible for:

“Based upon the claims of migrants being transported from Bexar County under false pretenses, we are investigating this case as possible Unlawful Restraint.”

Publicity stunt backfired, eh Ron?

I look at this promotional signage and wonder how much they paid the ad agency to produce it, and how many people signed off on it at each and every stage and yet never noticed.

New Jersey lawmakers unveiled sweeping gun legislation to restrict when and where guns can be carried outside of the home. The bill would require people who carry guns in public purchase liability insurance—the first statewide mandate of its kind in the nation should the bill become law—and ban guns from being carried in 25 broad categories, including but not limited to government buildings, health care facilities, airports, casinos and private properties where the owners have not given express permission to have guns.

Maybe add schools and churches and Walmart’s and concerts and movie theaters and synagogues to the list?

For some reason Carlos thinks my new holiday hosting outfit is inappropriate … something about sequins? Too many? Not enough?

Philippe Bélanger is a model, a Cirque Du Soleil performer, a dancer, designer, owner of a clothing brand, and a content creator. But the question is: Would You Hit It?

36 comments:

  1. Does this mean that the price of Girl Scout cookies could be reduced? And good for New Jersey gun laws: I've always advocated liability insurance for every gun purchase, just like for cars, trucks, etc. Once the insurance companies actuaries calculate the risks it may just be too expensive to own a gun. But I suspect the SCOTUS to say it's "unconstitutional" because...something about 1787.

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    1. I also read that the Girl Scouts make $800 million a year in cookie sales alone!

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  2. Oh my God that Carlos story cracked me up now I have two more tag ones to work into my repertoire.

    How embarrassing Herschel Walker did not show for a debate. Even if I was a Republican and liked him that shows total weakness and giving up too easy. Who wants that in a representative?

    I totally think Pete Buttigige run again. I've been more impressed with him than Kamala Harris. She's coming across a lot more quiet and I thought she'd be. I'm just not sure how I feel about her being a president.

    Philippe Bélanger .A long time fan. He could hit me morning noon and night 24/7!!!!

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    1. Carlos has some good ones, doesn't he?
      Herschel. So, so dumb.
      I, too, think Kamala has all but disappeared while Pete has stepped up into his job, and out as a frontrunner.
      I do love a man on a unicycle.

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  3. Herschel a no show? That was to be expected when he heard they were going to confiscate his badge at the door. I have no problem with criminals suffering in jail for years. Pete's popular because he so easily cuts the legs off of every Republican talking point he comes across. I wouldn't turn Phil down. And that Tweet? Sorbo is, to put it kindly, stupid.

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    1. The door probably said Pull Out but Herschel doesn't know what that means.

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  4. (Carlos - chortle!) (Tuxedo)
    (Pete Buttigieg) definitely!
    xoxo :-)

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  5. OMG. Carlosian English should be the official language of the world. And Pete in 2024 hands down my choice. We agree 100% on the death penalty. And, would I hit it? Well, if it rode by my house on a unicycle dressed like that he would not make it to the corner.

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    1. I took a special course in Carlos-isms, and still need the supplemental books.

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  6. Hahaha
    Oh, Carlos. Also, probably true.
    And I NEED to mention that Tweet? Kevin Sorbo, the Marjorie Three Names of the Mel Gibsons. About that Holiday Hosting outfit? I'm sure it'll fit the back. The front? You'll need to stone a yard more of fabric, probably....
    And Pete needs to run, probably soon. It was smart that Uncle Joe recruited him.

    XOXO

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    1. I, too, think more sequins make the outfit.
      As for Pete, it's his plain common sense that appeals to me. He explains his opinions so plainly and succinctly every time he speaks.
      xoxo

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  7. Anyone who can read would know to give that opticians a wide berth. After all, if you need a colonoscopy you go to the doctors. If you want your eyes tested you don't want to go to this opticians.

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    1. I'd worry about giving a wide berth in front of the rectal guy, too!

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  8. Hello Dear!!

    A few thoughts:

    *Loved yesterday's featured home choice. Cozy is the word that comes to mind. I would do a few tweaks and I am set.

    *Love me some Carlos. We have established that he is a keeper right? Yes, “He thinks he’s hotter than the shit coming out of a cow’s ass.” sounds like something one would say in Texas. I have known guys who KNOW they are good looking and it turns my stomach sour. I have also KNOWN guys who have no clue they are handsome. I worked with one such guy. Let's just say a baseball players body. Played in the minor leagues. I asked him one day after observing the women at work always throwing themselves at him. I asked him one day if he thought he was handsome. He was clueless. He said no. I had to educate him. He thanked me for the compliment. He was a nice guy. Polite. One that you would want to take home to mother. Trust me, I would fight those bitches off.

    *I hope Pete goes far in his career in politics and don't get cocky. He is smart and quick with the responses. Great talent.

    *Love your holiday outfit. I would say after 5.

    *The signage. That is epic failure in teamwork. I thought it was photoshopped. You are right, and I have dealt with printers, there are so many layers of signoff. I was always presented with the final draft for signoff and the next step is to print.

    *Kevin, Kevin!! Sit the fuck down!!

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    1. Once again we're on the same page!

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  9. Oh, please thank Carlos for the cow shit. I love it and can’t wait to use it. Do you suppose the eye place really was offer rectal photography? That would certainly be different from any other. In Herschel Walker’s case, they’d just have to look in his eyes to see his asshole. I’ll pass on Philippe Bélanger. You can have my turn.

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    1. Yes, Carlos-isms are gems. I don't think I'd let the eye man look at my ass, nor the ass man look at my eye.
      And Yes to your Kevin Sorbo take.

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  10. And speaking of assholes... Kevin Sorbo.

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  11. Kevin Sorbo is such a jackass idiot

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    1. A has-been with a Twitter account.

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  12. It's Thursday, I ain't got no job, and this made me laugh and smile on so many levels! Oh, and fuck Sorbo and DeSantis and all the other idiots in the GOP! xoxo p.s. love the outfit, but would you also wear a body stocking? *she said ever so innocently*

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    1. I think, in winter, a body stocking might work, but then a fire in the fireplace and who needs an under garment!
      xoxo

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  13. "The dildo of consequences," LOL

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  14. PS--Can we put John Schlender-Dukes of Hazzard-in the same basket as Keven. I tell you, pretty never looked so ugly.

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    1. I didn't know Schneider was akin to Sorbo, AKA Jerkules.

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  15. Carlos and Tuxedo both made me LOL with their contributions this week. Thank you, Bob, for sharing. I wonder if anyone took them up on their free rectal photography offer.

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    1. I'd hate to be the eye doctor that got that request!

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  16. aussieguy6:36 PM

    I can see clearly…no, that’s not right…

    The lecture is demanding an apology!

    I’ve said it before, yes to Pete!

    May DeSantis become acquainted with Tuxedo’s dildo…

    And I’ve heard those Cirque guys are very flexible…

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    1. DeSantis could use a good dildo screwing.
      And I, too, like the bendy mens.

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  17. I adore your entertaining guests outfit... Elizabeth Taylor as Martha in Who's Afraid of VW would have died of envy. As for retinal... the sigh COULD be correct... it's in the eye of the beholder. Some rosebuds are blue. (eyes to ceiling.) And why isn't DeSatinist in jail? Arrested for kidnapping? I wish more would follow in Ms. Scott's example... men and their money. Ugh. Kizzes.

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    1. I agree about Scott; the richest men think it's a sign of virility when really it's just greed and a game of quien es mas macho.

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  18. Definitely not enough sequins, it needs more sparkle!

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    1. Are there EVER enough sequins????

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  19. When they said "Free rectal photography" with every eye test, maybe they meant it. The resulting shots could be enlarged, framed and placed upon the walls of one's home. When Aunt Grace calls round and asks what planet the crater is on, say "Uranus"!

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