This Bitch: Jenna Ryan, Terrorist

Jenna Ryan, a North Texas real estate agent who booked a private plane to take her to the attack on the Capitol last week—cuz nothing says disenfranchised like a bitch flying private—turned herself in to authorities.

Good. Now … lock her up. Ryan faces charges of knowingly entering or remaining in a restricted building or grounds without lawful authority and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds, but Jenna the Terrorist says:

“I just want people to know I’m a normal person. That I listen to my president who told me to go to the Capitol. That I was displaying my patriotism while I was there and I was just protesting and I wasn’t trying to do anything violent and I didn’t realize there was actually violence. I’d just like to apologize for all of the families that are affected by any of the negative environment and I’d just like to say I really love people and I am not a villain that a lot of people would make me out to be, or people think I am, because I was a _____ supporter at the Capitol.”

And then says she thinks _____ should pardon her:

“I think we all deserve a pardon. I’m facing a prison sentence. I think I do not deserve that and from what I understand, every person is going to be arrested that was there, so I think everyone deserves a pardon, so I would ask the President of the United States to give me a pardon.”

Jenna Ryan, terrorist and, well, really stupid terrorist, posted a picture of herself posing outside the Capitol in front of a broken window with a caption that read:

“Window at the capital (sic). And if the news doesn’t stop lying about us we’re going to come after their studios next.”

And Jenna Ryan still believes she did nothing wrong:

“I don’t feel a sense of shame or guilty from my heart. I feel like I was basically following my president. I was following what we were called to do. He asked us to fly there. He asked us to be there. So I was doing what he asked us to do. I do feel a little wronged in this situation because I’m a real estate agent and this has taken my company. This has taken my business. I am being slandered all over the internet, all over the world and all over the news and I’m just like a normal person.”

A normal person who attacked the Capitol, illegally entered the building and took selfies for fun. Here’s a question for little Jenna … if you and your cohorts went to a bank and you waited in the car awhile they went in and robbed the place, and then came out and you drive them away, you are a bank robber. You, flying private to DC, and following a mob to the Capitol, who busted windows and doors and broke in while you posed all pretty and shiz, makes you a terrorist, and if you lost your business and your reputation, well, then that falls into the category of … no one gives a good goddamn about you. Especially since you are the same Jenna Ryan who Tweeted last summer, after a BLM protest:

“I don’t like seeing this, however, those riots must be contained and the rioters and the agitators need to be prosecuted.”

Spoke to soon, eh Jenna? One of her last Tweets:

“You can never cancel Jenna Ryan.”

But we have, Bitch. I hope they throw the book at you.

Joe My God