First Third Lady Melanie _____, who was busy doing a
photo shoot during the riots last week and had no time to comment, has stepped
out of hair and makeup long enough to sputter something:
“I am disappointed and disheartened with what happened last
week. I find it shameful that surrounding these tragic events there has been
salacious gossip, unwarranted personal attacks, and false misleading
accusations on me—from people who are looking to be relevant and have an
agenda. This time is solely about healing our country and its citizens. It
should not be used for personal gain.”
This bitch. Note she makes no mention of her husband
spurring on the rioters, but she takes quite a bit of time to say that people
said mean things about her.
Yes, you Christmas Hating, Children In Cages Loving, Former Nude
Model, we talked about you because you were too busy trying to revive a
modeling career to even speak about five dead Americans or the assault on the
country or the fact that your husband is a terrorist who pays you for sex.
Fuck all the way off. |
Is Dick of the Week replacing Asshat for 2021? I like it!
ReplyDeletemelanoma needs to go back to slobvenia!
ReplyDeleteHer he and this administration set a first alright. They will go down in history as hitting the most all time lows and despicable actions.
ReplyDeleteak!
ReplyDeleteIf you can't say something
nice, don't say anything
at all...
(Heard that a loooong time
ago!)
I so much never want to see her face again when this is all over. Is that too much to ask?
ReplyDelete@Deedles
ReplyDeleteAsshat may return, but for right now, I'm liking dick.
Right now???!?!? Who am I kidding?
@AM
Back to the street corner from whence she came.
@Agnes
In the early days I felt sorry for her but somewhere around the 'I Don't Care' jacket I realized she may her bed, lay down in it, and put her heels to Jesus so she desrves everything she gets.
@TDM
Melanie needs to be schooled.
@Sadie
I ask for the same thing.
That See You Next Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteCan't leave the White House soon enough...
XOXO
Holy Shit, it takes a riot for her to realize people are saying mean things about her.
ReplyDelete@Six
ReplyDeleteGAYmen!
@Dave
She's just like her trick, er, john, er, husband, she's always the victim.
I can hear her now: "BUT WHATS THE FUCKS ABOUTS ME?"
ReplyDeleteEvery time she opens her mouth, she makes it more clear why she married the Orange Menace. What a love fest that union must be. I love me. Do you love me?
ReplyDelete@Cookie
ReplyDeleteAs she once showed us: I Don't Care, Do U?
@Mitchell
These two are perfect for each other ... until Melanie ages out.
the pouty bitch was apparently photographing the stuff she wants to take out of the WH; claining she is planning to write a book on the treasures of the President's home. You can't fool me; you can't write proper lady (not). She is as involved in her husband's malfeasance as much as Pennies from Heaven, Mark Fields, Mitch McTurtle and Betsy deVomit.
ReplyDeleteHere's the really ironic part of that: She didn't write that; it's too well done for her abilities.
ReplyDeleteLet her go back to her country. I doubt they want her. It will be good to read that Melania K Trump died in whatever place yesterday. She really didn't care, do you?
ReplyDeleteI don't care what she used to do or how she got her money. The only thing that matters is that BOTH the malignant narcissists leave our house and the sooner the better.
ReplyDeletePS I'm rather fond of dicks myself. Much too kind of you.
ReplyDeleteI like asshat or fuckwit.
Linda: "fuckwit" - I like that!
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