Saturday, August 22, 2020

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

Gosh I love dirt … and now a celebrity stylist by the name of Tamaran is giving me life, and possibly ruining her career, by dishing on who is the absolutely worst when it comes to diva behavior.

Tamaran, who worked as an assistant to several stylists from 2008 to 2017, unloaded about her former clients, like JLo:
“I knew this one for years. There’s a reason why she can’t hold down a costumer or a seamstress. In order to talk to J Lo you can’t look at her. In order to talk to her you have to talk to God.”
And Katherine Heigl: 
“If 2020 was a career, it would be Katherine Heigl. Friends of mine who have worked on set with her and photoshoots have told me that she is extremely difficult and always mad.”
On Jessica Alba: 
“If 2020 was an attitude it would be Jessica Alba…she’s not nice. She loves to rub hummus on her dress, play mind games with you, [and] she does this thing where she talks to you while not talking to you.
On Alexis Knapp: 
“There’s some celebrities who pay, some who take forever to pay, and some who just don’t pay because they think their name is enough … that was Alexis Knapp. [Her 2015 MTV Movie awards look] was one of the most difficult looks to put together. Whilst being fitted in this dress, Alexis decided it would be wonderful to eat a slice of chocolate ice cream cake. Part of the cake melted onto the dress, and guess who had to clean it? Oh, but it gets better … a designer lent Alexis $1,300 worth of jewelry … and let’s just say that she couldn’t ‘find it’. When my boss asked for payment, Alexis responded with, ‘I needed to pay you?’”
Tamaran wasn’t all negative; she said nice things about actor Jacob Elordi, George Clooney and Ariel Winter, and says Carrie Underwood is “the sweetest person on the planet” and Selena Gomez is, “one of the most professional human beings in the industry.” 

Now, I get JLo because she was almost nominated for an Oscar for playing herself in a movie so she has an ego as big as her ass; and I get Heigl because she thinks she’s a major star but she’s really a TV hack-tress looking for work, but that Alexis Knapp?

Who is she? JLo Jr.?
Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello first became a thing last July and while many thought it was just a stunt that created in a PR firm basement to promote their single and take the heat off the rumors that Shawn is a big old homo, they proved everyone wrong by fulfilling their long-term relationship contract.

And now they are, ahem, “on a break.”

Sources say 22-year-old Shawn and 23-year-old Camila are taking some time apart to focus on their respective music careers even though it was their music careers that brought them together in the first place.

Huh? What? Rumor has it that, after quarantining in in Camila’s Miami home, the two would head back to Shawn’s place in LA, until Camila said, “Uh, naaaa.” But maybe their love will return because their respective representatives say, as a way of proof, that neither has erased the other from their social media accounts.

True love, or just the idea that relationships created for social media never really die …they just face away.
A funny, makes perfect sense, totally insane, Tom Cruise story about running.

Cruise spends a lot of time in his films running, and now actress Annabelle Wallis, who co-starred with Tom in 2017’s reboot-bomb of The Mummy, is following in the footsteps of Thandie Newton and Rob Lowe and spilling the tea on Cruise Crazy by revealing that no one … no one … is allowed to run in the same shot as Tom Cruise until she let him watch her run. Wallis explains:
“I got to run on-screen with him, but he told me no at first. He said, ‘Nobody runs on-screen [with me],’ and I said, ‘But I’m a really good runner.’ So, I would time my treadmill so that he’d walk in and see me run. And then he added all these running scenes. So, that was it. It was, like, better than an Oscar. I was so happy! I was so happy that I got to run on-screen with Tom Cruise.”
Perhaps it’s because Tom equates women running from him than with him.

Amirite Katie? Amirite Nicole?
He says he didn’t go under the knife!

Bitch.Please! On the left is a still photo of 51-year-old Todd Chrisley, the not-the-least-bit-gay daddy on reality hot mess, Chrisley Knows Best from last March, while on the right is a picture that Todd Chrisley posted on Instagram a few days ago.

Looks like his Throw-Back-Thursday went back about 30 years. But Todd Chrisley swears, and stomps his feet and hisses, and swears again that his new look is not the work of Melanie and Ivanka’s doctor, but that it’s just a little Botox and … wait for it, it’s the height of delusional …the work of God.

Again … Bitch.Please!
Juicy … it looks as if Lori “Big House Aunt Becky” Loughlin and her husband, Mossimo Giannulli, also dragged their “social media” star daughter, Olivia Jade, into their college scam scheme.

While Lori and Mossimo finally pleaded guilty to their role in the College Admissions Scandal, by admitting to paying $500,00 to scam artist Rick Singer, to get their daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Rose, into USC by faking some rowing credentials, the prosecutors just  released a memo to the judge in which they explain Lori and Mossimo told Olivia to keep a low-profile around her suspicious high school counselor. It doesn’t help that those pictures of Olivia on the rowing machine, which I’m sure she thought was some kind of Pilates apparatus, are more evidence that she was probably in on it.

According to the prosecution, Olivia asked her parents if she should tell her high school guidance counselor that USC was her first pick of universities, and Lori and Mossimo ALLEGEDLY told her to keep it on the down low. Lori said:
“Yes… But it might be a flag for the weasel to meddle. Don’t say too much to that man.”
Mossimo then called the counselor a “nosey bastard.” 

These new revelations could hurt the deal Lori and Mossimo made. As part of Mossimo’s plea deal, he’ll serve five months in prison, pay a $250,000 fine, and do 250 hours of community service. Lori will do two months in prison, 100 hours of community service, and a $150,000 fine. They both will, have two years of probation after they get out of the Fuller Big House but …

The judge could take this new information in hand and change their sentences and fines and probation, and maybe even send Olivia to jail, too.

Sorry, not sorry. I’d like to see this whole entitled, self-involved cheating lying scheming scamming family in adjoining cells.

13 comments:

  1. I don't know why the rich and "famous" (or even infamous like Vapid T) expect to get work done for free, especially those on the Z- list like this Alexis K whoever she is? These people live in their own delusional bubbles which are only rarely burst like the college scam crowd. Most of us pay our bills, not tell the suppliers to take a hike.

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  2. sweet mother of pearl, da noive (said in a cowardly lion voice) of some "people" (I'mma not sure they are human). has-beens, F-listers, felons, freaks, garbage, oh my!

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  3. Maybe they should make them
    pay ahead before service is
    rendered...?

    take care, xoxo :-)

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  4. What's with these people?! It begs the question: Do you have to be nuts to get into show biz, or does the batshit crazy come later?

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  5. Who is Todd Chrisley? I've never heard of him.

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  6. I have never heard of Knapp, and that's probably for the best. As for Heigl, it doesn't sound like she's worked w that person at all. "I heard......". Oh honey, if you're looking for attention, speaking on prospectus is not the way to do it.

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  7. @Helen
    Maybe that's how they stay rich, by not paying for anything?

    @AM
    And by 'F-listers' you mean ..... =)

    @TDM
    I'm'a put you in charge!

    @Deedles
    It works either way, though the nuts get nuttier once they're in.

    @Linda
    He's a "reality" show "star" though I've never seen his "show."

    @Blobby
    I hadn't heard of Knapp either, but I guess she comes fully self-entitiled?

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  8. I don't have the time or the crayons to explain to all these slags what's wrong with them.

    But Im jealous of this Christly fellow. His face looks tighter then may ass.

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  9. @MM
    I think he washes with Superglue!

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  10. I've seen that Chrisley show a couple of times and was mad at myself for wasting time watching it!

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  11. I supposed Cruise doesn't want anyone running in the same scene as him because he's so short and every scene is set to make him look big.

    J who?

    Does Shawn sing?

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  12. 'work' always looks obvious

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  13. @Michael
    Luckily, I saw a commercial and that stopped me!

    @Dave
    Plus, his wee legs take itty bitty strides.

    @Ur-spo
    And that 'work' can be seen from space!

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