Friday, March 27, 2015

Look! Up in the sky! It's a plane: Phil Robertson

We all know that Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is an anti-gay religious loon, right? But, hey, he's trying to reach out to The Gays with a bit of advice ... on how not to be gay.

During a prayer breakfast speech last week, Robertson told men who are, ahem, “shacked up” with their girlfriends to get married and “have it, she’s yours then.”

Then he offered that same advice to men in same-sex relationships:

"Call the dude, find you a woman and marry her. ... You’re not in a trap you can’t get out of, come on! Marry a woman."

I'm not sure which 'dude' to call. Is there just one dude that has all the women folk and he's the one I need to see to get me outta this gay trap?


the dogs' mother said...

Benedict Cumberbatch?

Biki Honko said...

Yeah, why doesnt' he ask all the women who married a closeted gay man and see what she has to say about this grand idea.

anne marie in philly said...

the fuck dynasty people all need to FOAD!

Raybeard said...

Gee, thanks, P.R. of D.D. You have such a profound understanding of the true nature of what it is to be gay that it would be ungrateful of us not to be thankful to you for your enlightened advice. Good to hear such sensible...erm...'straight' talking!

Ron said...

This mind numbing ignorance always amazes me.