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We never hear from Jewel, not that I’m complaining, but when
we do, it’s huge. It seems Jewel claims her own mother embezzled some $100 million
from the singer when she was Jewel’s manager, and now Jewel is some $3 million
in debt. My Thought: How did Jewel make a $100 million?? |
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Apparently sometime last year 90s boy bander and Love
Is Blind host Nick Lachey accosted a paparazzo and has now
been ordered to attend anger management classes and Alcoholics
Anonymous. It all happened when Nick and his wife Vanessa were leaving Mastro’s
steakhouse in Beverly Hills and Nick noticed female paparazzo Jody Santos taking
photos of the couple and drunkenly started flipping her off before walking up
to her and trying to steal her phone. My Thought: Hasn’t Nick Lachey been over for a while, so was
he trying to beat up a photographer for taking his picture or for not knowing
who he was? |
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Gwyneth Paltrow is in court this week; no, not for her
vagina candle, or her over-priced golden dildoes, or even for her loopy, goopy
medical advice. It all began back in 2016 when Gwynnie collided with 76-year-old Terry
Sanderson on a ski slope in Park City, Utah. Sanderson is now suing Paltrow for
$3.1 million for the ribs he broke and the brain injury he suffered after her
bony body crashed into him. My Thought: Don’t ask for cash in the suit; ask that you get
the Oscar that Harvey Weinstein bought her for Shakespeare In Love. PS That trifecta of photos of Paltrow up there, taken inside the
courtroom, show that she can’t decide if she’s constipated, having a good time,
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So the question on everyone’s mind is where in the world does
Everything Everywhere All At Once Oscar winner Jamie Lee Curtis keep her
award?? Jamie Lee, who has also announced that her Oscar uses the pronouns they
and them—I can see Large Marge’s head splitting open as I typed that—she also said
she keeps it on a shelf next to her SAG Award for EEAAO and her EEAAO
character’s fictional butt plug-shaped award for “Auditor of
the Month.” My Thought: How past Academy Award winners have used their
Oscar as a Butt Plug?? Just sayin’. |
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During a recent interview with The Hollywood Reporter
Ben Affleck spewed some nonsense about how he had a good time with his current
wife, JLo, at the Grammys earlier this year, despite the sourpuss he wore all
night. But even more ridiculous was when Ben said the comment he made about his
previous wife, Jennifer Garner, that if he were still married to her, he’d
probably still be married to the bottle too wasn’t very nice. My Thought: It doesn’t look like his stint at rehab didn’t
take if he blames his ex-wife for him being a drunk. My Other Thought: If that’s Ben having fun, I’d hate to see
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EEAAO's "Auditor of the Month" award made me laugh out loud when I saw it in the film!
ReplyDeleteShe was on the Graham Norton show last fall before the film came out and they showed a still of Jamie Lee at her desk on the set, and Graham stumbled for a moment and then aske dif that was a butt plug behind her.
DeleteJamie simply said, 'Yes it is.'
Jewel who? Nick who? I don't know what Love is Blind is. I understand Paltrow spit out some nonsense about how she thought the man she skied into was part of a bad practical joke and that's why she skied away angry. Poor Ben is going to be an alcoholic for life.
ReplyDeleteBen is sad; lonely and sad.
DeletePaltrow is a ... I'll be nice ... liar.
That ski trial has been crazy to say the least!
ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
It's like a circus trying not to be a circus.
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I'm CERTAIN Jewel's $100M came from her book of poetry! {snark}
ReplyDeleteI'd forgotten about her literary prowess!~ [also snark]
DeleteI gather poor Gwynny felt "hurt and violated" when the man knocked into her while skiing (or was it vice versa?) So if someone drove into her she would feel violated? Pulease. Hurt and violated is for when you are raped, not knocked over in an accident snowflake.
ReplyDeleteGwyneth s acting, never her strong suit.
DeleteThis is how Nick Lachey remains at least in the periphery of the public eye. I love Jamie Lee Curtis. Haven’t thought of Jewel in years, but am I not supposed to like her? I mean I did like a number of her songs ... and her voice and style. Am I uncool?
ReplyDeleteYou can like Jewel, I won't think THAT much less of you!!
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Perhaps Gwynny used her Oscar as a dildo, giving her the impetus to start all of her wonderful products? She’ll probably pay off the guy with her vagina candles…
ReplyDeleteYou're onto something, I think, like Paltrow was on that dildo!
DeleteOf course we were not there when Gwyneth had her run in with the retired optometrist BUT what took me over the edge is the fact that Gwyneth stated that she believed the accident was a sexual assault and she "froze.". WHAT? That is almost in the realm of "Do you know who I am?" type statement. The accident happened in 2016-seven years ago. Why are we here? I say arbitration, settle. Let it be known that Gwyneth had another accident in 2019 where lawsuits were bandied about. My advice for Gwyneth is to stay off the slopes. As for the Oscar. We are not new here. She and Harvey were thick as thieves. A phrase comes to mind-mean girl.
ReplyDeleteI'm annoyed by her perturbed attitude in court, like this man doesn't have a right, whether he's right or wrong, to sue GWYNETH EFFING PALTROW.
DeleteI also don't like that she allegedly left the scene.
I don't tend to follow the happenings in the movie/television world so although I've heard of these folks none of them are really on my radar. I have to say thought, if Jewel's mother really did steel from her, no matter the amount, that's very sad. If one can't trust one's mother, who can they trust.
ReplyDeleteI've seen bits and pieces of the Paltrow trial...and have heard of her wacko ideas before. I'd be quite happy if she got her ass handed her...financially that is.
I cannot imagine my mom ever stealing 10 bucks from me, much less millions!
DeleteThe guy suing Paltrow isn't really asking for much; I think it's 300K which will cover medical expenses and a little pain and suffering.
I am always gobsmacked by these stories about celebrities who have millions and millions of dollars stolen from them. Do they never look at their bank accounts? That's on them!
ReplyDeleteI actually tend to think Gwyneth is telling the truth in this case. I think the other guy is to blame. We'll see what the jury says, though!
I don't like the idea that she refused to stay around after the crash; that screams self-entitled guilt to me.
DeleteYou're right, haven't heard of Jewel in awhile
ReplyDeleteMaybe she was busy counting that money before mama stole it???
DeleteSo Ben Affleck only smiles when the script tells him to?
ReplyDeleteIt appears so ...
DeleteIt must be so hard being a celebrity! All those people looking at you and having to watch every move you make. Those guys who mend roads, nurse patients in hospital, clean hotel rooms, farm the land, produce factory goods, administrate - why they've got it easy compared with celebrities!... Or is this just another snarky thought?
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