Bobservations

A few weeks back, Carlos was diagnosed as pre-diabetic and his doctor asked about his usual breakfast … which, to be fair, includes a lot of fruits, but also bread with honey and butter. So she told him to cut out the butter … and the honey … and the bread … and you would have thought she had sentenced him to death.

Cut to this morning, and he was eating a mango for breakfast and said that he and his family ate so many mangoes as he was growing up that they often joked about being “monkeys in trees" and I said:

“Why? Were you also throwing feces at one another?”

He looked so hurt I let him have a slice of bread … and he swung chimp-like from the chandelier.

This was about the first time Tuxedo appeared on my blog, way back in January 2009. He was part of a longer post, and since I am not sure I can bring back the Tuxedo Says part of Bobservations just yet, I will repost stories of “my boy” …

“As for that cat down there; he's Tuxedo, and I'm posting his picture to annoy Carlos.

See, Tuxedo is the most beautiful cat ever; the smartest cat ever; the greatest cat ever. Oh yeah, he's kinda my cat. I picked him out, and I helped him adapt to our house and our pets, and he is a lovely boy.

The fun thing about Tuxedo is that I'll be watching TV or reading and it'll get to be time for bed, and I'll stand up and call him:

“Tucky, bed time!”

…  and he tears down the hallway and jumps on the bed. He's delicious.”

Yes, he was.

Republicans, because, of course, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Thomas Massie were the only two members of Congress to vote against a bipartisan resolution mourning the loss of life from a series of devastating earthquakes in Turkey and Syria this month. The measure passed the House by a vote of 412-2 but these two fuckmonkeys voted No.

And that, people, is the GOP.

Sidenote: I am in Twitter Jail because I Tweeted to Large Marge that she is a “dumb bitch” and Twitter called that Hate Speech. They asked if I wanted to appeal it and I replied ‘Yes,’ and then explained that what I said was, in fact, true because Jewish-Space-Laser-loving, Gazpacho Police threatening, Peachtree dish spewing, Secessionist traitor MTG is, truthfully, a “dumb bitch.”

I’m still in jail.

A co-worker asked me what was the dumbest thing that I had ever done and I replied:

“How cute of you to assume I’ve peaked.”

Believe me, there is a lot more dumb to be had.

Rupert Murdoch, Chair and CEO of Fox Corp, testified under oath that Fox News promoted election denialism on air, despite a raft of evidence revealing that many hosts privately knew the claims made by Thing 45 and his surrogates were lies.

What? Fox News lies? And they admitted it??? Now I think they need to be put on trial for their part in inciting an insurrection.

After a drag show was cancelled at Primanti Bros. Restaurant & Bar In West Virginia, a local Mixed Martial Arts instructor—Johnny Haught, above, instructor-owner at Ohio Valley—offered himself and some of his fighters as security if they should reschedule, saying:

“The drag show is no more offensive than a Broadway show, or a standup comedy show. In essence, it’s a mix of both. At the end of the day, it is entertainment. Not part of some hidden agenda, like some would have you believe.”

Good on Haught for standing up and speaking out; that’s how you fight the bigots.

Twitter CEO Elon Musk has apologized for taking part in that sickening conspiracy theory about the home invasion at Nancy Pelosi’s house, and the violent attack on her husband.

Elon Musk is a pandering lying moron looking for clicks.

Sergey Kharkov is a Russian model and athlete, with a great head of hair, but who cares about that? All I wanna know is ... Would You Hit It?

I am still in Twitter Jail because I refuse to say that MTG is not a dumb bitch, so this Tweet comes from my Facebook page.