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Everyone knows that California is enduring an unbearable
heatwave and drought, and that water is a scarce, valuable, resource. Most
people in California are abiding by water restrictions, but the same folks that
use their private jest to take a ten-minute flight to dinner, are the same
folks disabusing the water restrictions. And some of the worst of the lot are
Kim Kardastrophe, Kevin Hart, and Sylvester Stallone. My Thought: it takes a butt-load of water to wash Kimmy’s
butt, but Kevin Hart cam swim in a thimble so what’s his excuse. As for
Stallone, maybe he’s using a lot of water to bathe the dog his wife is
divorcing him over; Google it, it’s real. |
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Gary Busey was booked as a celebrity guest at the annual
Monster Mania Convention in Cherry Hill, New Jersey recently and was
subsequently charged with two counts of fourth-degree criminal sexual contact,
one count of criminal attempt/criminal sexual contact and one count of
harassment for ALLEGEDLY groping three women at the convention. And then,
just a day later, in California, Busey was caught on tape sitting on a bench
with his pants down and ALLEGEDLY performing an obscene act. My Thought: just looking at Busey feels obscene, and even
given California’s limited water supply, someone should have come for him with
a firehose. |
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Last week when JLo and Ben Affleck threw themselves a slave
plantation wedding celebration, it appeared that one guest had to be rushed to
the hospital. It seems that Ben’s mom, Chris Affleck, fell off his dock
and cut her leg. My Thought: did she fall, or did she jump, in the hopes of
ending this travesty sooner rather than later? |
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I certainly hope this celebrity marriage doesn’t end in
divorce, because breakups always hurt, but when you throw in tattoo removal,
it’s downright painful. Brooklyn Beckham recently married Nicola Peltz … I
don’t know either … and to commemorate their love he has had 70 tattoos inked
into his skin dedicated to his blushing bride. My Thought: it’ll take an industrial strength laser to clean
all that ink up, and the Brooklyn will be walking scar tissue. And the removal
will probably take longer than the actual marriage. |
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Shaquille O’Neal thinks the Earth is flat because on a
recent flight from the US to Australia he says, well, here’s what he said: “I flew 20 hours today, not once did I go this way [he moved
his arm diagonally]. I flew straight.” He then added that the plane “didn’t tip over” or “go upside
down” during the journey. But it’s not just that the Earth is flat,
y’all, Shaq doesn’t believe the Earth spins because the water in his pool
doesn’t spill out. My Thought: I never knew basketball to be a full body
contact sport, but apparently Shaq took too many balls to the melon. |
70 tattoos? Ay chihuahua.
ReplyDeleteHe actually has over a hundred, but "just" seventy are dedicated to his new wife.
DeleteWhat is it with the Beckham family that they feel impelled to cover themselves in tattoos? I can think of better ways to say I love you.
ReplyDeleteI have tattoos, but nowhere near seventy and not one single name.
DeleteThanks Shaquille O’Neal for the hearty laugh this morning!!!!!!!!!! I sprayed my drink reading this Bob. I do believe he and Marjorie Taylor Green could be a great marriage in stupidity. He with the earth is flat and she with "who wants to go to bed early every night" because she doesn't understand wind and solar power.
ReplyDeleteShaq. Oy! He is giving me Marge lunacy though.
DeleteAh, the rich and famous. They can afford to pay the fines. Meanwhile, my lawn looks like it has mange from being watered just twice a week. The roses and geraniums are hanging in there though.
ReplyDeleteGreat minds, Bob. My first thought concerning Shaq was, he didn't play football, did he? Why does he have football brain? Then it was, why does he have a lack of brain, period?
These watering one-percenters should have the water to their homes shut off.
DeleteMaybe Shaq bounced his head on the court once too often.
Busey is an embarrassment, an actor who's making more news in getting arrested then he ever made with his films. An how old is Shaq? Perhaps he's going through early dementia. I'm glad they're calling out the wealthy losers in California. As for Nicola something or other, all that ink will go to his brain and he'll start sound like Shaq.
ReplyDeleteBusey blew his shot, and then blew his wad.
DeleteShaq said he likes conspiracy theories, but this isn't a theory this is him talking about his flights and his pool.
Good Grief! What a collection of nuttiness.
ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
Indeed. I'm glad my special brand of nuttiness doesn't lean like these fools.
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Doesn't Gary Busey have brain damage from that accident he was in years ago? That's what I'm telling myself, anyway.
ReplyDeleteShaq! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! (You're obviously not.)
I cannot imagine having 70 tattoos of even multiple subjects, much less any individual person.
Busey did sustain a head injury, so maybe that's why he exposes himself and grabs women? Nope, that don't fly with me.
DeleteShaq made me laugh ... in pity.
I have tattoos, but no names. My sister once got her boyfriend's name tattooed on her wrist and before the ink was dry they were over ... so she had it tattooed into flowers.
Don't forget Tom Selleck was fined $21,000 in 2015 for his water stealing/usage-- https://fortune.com/2015/07/16/tom-selleck-water-settlement/
ReplyDeleteYeah, I remember Magnum Prick.
DeleteAww, I like(d) Tom Selleck.
DeleteYep, it was BIG news in the L.A. Times about those scofflaws and their water usage! I loved some of their "attempts" to rationalize their over use. SMH Thanks for the "snarky thoughts," sweetpea! xoxo
ReplyDeleteThis pisses me off, because they are taking water for their gardens and fountains and bull shiz, that could be used to, oh I dunno, just spit-balling here, put out a fire!!!!!!
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I can't imagine getting that many tattoos, especially about someone in which the relationship could sour. To each his own I guess.
ReplyDeleteI have six tattoos, but not one is a person's name.
DeleteJell-o probably gave her a shove so she wouldn't steal any of her thunder! Oopsy!
ReplyDeleteI can believe that!
DeleteI thought Shaquille was at least a bit smarter than that.
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