I could get behind being Amish if this is the drag I get to wear, though I’d like to add a large hat. |
I don’t know about you, but this looks to me like someone in
the crowd is throwing hamburgers and Thing 45 thinks it feeding time. |
This is Hugo Sanges Galuppo Trufelli, a thirty-one-year-old actor and model from São Paulo, Brazil. Would You Hit It? Would you hit it knowing Hugo has an identical twin? |
Yes....I agree...that Amish sack definitely needs a hat.
ReplyDeleteOh poor Carlos. I cant imagine not seeing colors or only some of them.
I couldn't agree more with all the voters and especially the independents and liberal republicans. Those two groups with Dems getting off there dudes....the GQP ought to be very afraid. The US is getting tired of their bullshit.
I don't know how trump is still floating. Every aspect of his empire is hurting. Im surprised he didn't hang himself yet.
Well, Thing 45 is looking like sh*t on the outside as well as inside, so there's that!
DeleteOne: Cheeto had cosmetic surgery? He looks... weird? Two: Kansas was schooled. Three: Can I have Hugo's phone number? I need to call him. And his twin.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love stories with Carlos. I only know one person who is color blind and he told me all his clothes are neutral because that way he can just pick something from the pile and know it'll go together!
XOXO
My first thought with Hugo was: two???? Oh my goodness, yes, please.
DeleteCarlos really should go more neutral so it's less of a bother, but then if I have to be his stylist, I'm good with that.
xoxo
(Carlos) (Tuxedo)
ReplyDeleteyah for marriage equality!
xoxo :-)
Hopefully more GOPers get onboard and marriage equality becomes law!
Deletexoxo
That last pic, allegedly of Trumpelstiltskin, is really of a little old lady who has a hairdresser's appointment tomorrow and she picked up the first hat she could find to hide the bird's nest on her head.
ReplyDeleteMy brother was blue-green colour blind which meant that he had to throw out his dream of being a fleet air arm pilot.
Thing 45 is looking more and more decrepit every day.
DeleteI'm good with that.
My goodness. I can't even imagine how hard it would be to dress myself if I had issues like Carlos. And sending off the kids to the school would be interesting. It was great to see Kansas vote the way they did and hopefully that means people will show up in November.
ReplyDeleteI, too, hope people see what happened in Kansas and realize we can do that everywhere is we all just vote!
DeleteTo be fair, I have sometimes dressed like I'm color blind so I kinda feel Carlos' pain a wee bit.
Poor Ivana - that grave is a damn insult!
ReplyDeleteAnd I wonder how the kids feel about going to visit their mother's grave at a golf course, but then that whole family is money grubbing scum so they probably don't care!
DeleteIt wasn't only Blue voters that said 'no' in Kansas, there were a number of Red voters who did likewise. Hugo yes. Trump actually had to start a Funeral Company in order to get that tax deduction. I think that less Amish and more Nunish. And a lot of people laughed at Trump's failed golf tournement.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, a lot of Reds voted the right way, but higher turnout almost always means more Democrats came out to vote, and we need to keep that going.
DeleteI would hit Hugo-with body hair- for sure and twice on Sunday!! Coffee??
ReplyDeleteMelania should get out of there as quick as she can or she will be laying next to Ivana. The Big Fat Orange One would love that BUT they are too old for his tastes. So says Jeffrey.
The fashion displayed would be great for Thanksgiving Day wear. Gotta be comfortable.
Carlos' work attire should be like a director I worked with. She always wore some type of black slacks and footwear. No dresses. Her tops were various styles and colors. I saw her at a workmates wedding once and she was in a dress and heals. I almost fell over. Easy!.
Melanie will probably be entombed in a man's room somewhere.
DeleteI'm thinking I'll be his stylist on the color wheel part of his wardrobe!
Oh, sweet Carlos, bless him! My older brother is so colorblind that he was told to NEVER shop for clothes on his own.
ReplyDeleteCarlos still shops for his clothes but he checks the colors with me first!
DeleteI, too, cannot imagine being color-blind. I’ve heard of various systems employed to avoid mismatches such as grouping clothes in specific areas or having everything labeled but it shows just how much the rest of us take things for granted.
ReplyDeleteHugo & his twin? Check off that fantasy…
And let us only hope if Kansas can show the balls to vote like they did, the rest of this fucked up nation can cast a god-damned vote!
Oh! And Malaria probably wouldn’t be caught dead (or alive) wanting to be with the Orange Moron!
DeleteCarlos is attempting to set up the closet in a way that he knows what color is what. And we, and I mean myself, do take a lot for granted about eyesight!
DeleteHugo-squared!
I need America to be like Kansas, and I never thought I'd say that!
Melanie should be buried on top of Ivana!
Kansas shows that most states are more liberal than you think, once you piss off people who didn't think voting mattered
ReplyDeleteI don't know if they're more liberal, I think a lot of GOPers and Independents voiced their disapproval over that SCOTUS ruling.
DeleteWell Kansas and Mass. Nice surprises. MN has it written in our state constitution. Poor Ivana. Not only did she breed with that thing but then he desecrates her corpse and makes her an f'ing joke. Hugo, in full fur, looks older than 31, so... yes. I would spank that hard. And comb his chest hair. Sigh. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Ivana's nose can be used as a tee for a golf ball????
DeleteReason #1 to always pre-plan your funeral - so you don't end up as a hazard on the 18th fairway.
ReplyDeleteSince she married a hazard I guess her fate was sealed. FORE!!!
DeleteHugo Sanges Galuppo Trufelli, now that's a mouthful.
ReplyDeleteHow would Carlos know if he was buying solid-color shirts?
And he looks like a mouthful, too!
DeleteI think we get Carlos and all-gray uniform and let that be the end of it!