Monday, February 07, 2022

They're Everywhere ... Part Trois

 It's almost like shooting fish in a barrel, and so here we go again:

TEXAS

Jason Selvig from The Good Liars attended Thing 45’s recent rally and met the guy who may be the former president’s dumbest supporter. He’s a vaccine “villian”—according to his misspelled shirt—and has some crazy ideas on how to protect yourself during the pandemic caused by a virus that attacks the respiratory system … smoke cigarettes.

Selvig spoke to the unnamed man and asked about that shirt:

“Is that how you spell villain?”

“No. V-I-L-L-A-I-N. I grabbed the wrong graphic when I sent it to the T-shirt place to make a prototype,”

“But you still wore it today?”

“Yeah!”

The man went on to explain that he hadn’t been vaccinated because he has type O negative blood and he smokes cigarettes.

“There were studies that have come out of France—nicotine users tend to not be susceptible to things.”

“So nicotine users are not susceptible to things. Lung cancer might be one of the exceptions.”

“Well, I don’t smoke any of the name-brand stuff.”

Seriously.

NETHERLANDS

The city of Rotterdam will spend weeks dismantling the historic Koningshaven Bridge so that Jeff Bezos’ 417-foot-long, three-masted superyacht can reach the open seas this summer.

The ship was under construction in the Netherlands, but it is too tall to pass under the bridge so the bridge will come down.

Bezos and boatmaker Oceano asked Rotterdam officials to temporarily dismantle the bridge and pledged to reimburse the city for expenses.

Get ready for Amazon to charge you more so Bezos can show the world he has a huge boat and a tiny dick.

MICHIGAN

Garrett Soldano, a Michigan Republican candidate for governor, says rape victims who become pregnant shouldn’t get abortions because, he wants to promote a culture that inspires pregnant women to have their babies and lets them know “how heroic they are and how unbelievable that they are, that God put them in this moment. And they don’t know that little baby inside them may be the next president, may be the next person that changes humanity.”

God decided they should be raped and have to carry their rapist's baby?

OKLAHOMA

A newly proposed bill in Oklahoma from State Senator Rob Standridge would punish any public-school teacher who promotes any position “in opposition to closely held religious beliefs of students.”

Senate Bill 1470 was prefiled this week by Standridge, a MAGAt lunatic who filed a different bill last month to ban all books with sexual content, especially ones that affirm trans identities, from public school libraries.

Under this bill a discussion of evolution or birth control could trigger the punishments, which include a $10,000 fine or termination.

TEXAS

Furries are back, and this time they’re in Texas … a few weeks ago we talked of a school district in Michigan inundated with phone calls about the schools putting litter boxes in bathroom so children who identify as furries can use them.

This week in Texas, Michelle Evans—a member of Moms for Liberty and cofounder of Texans for Vaccine Choice—Tweeted:

“Cafeteria tables are being lowered in certain [Round Rock ISD] middle and high schools to allow ‘furries’ to more easily eat without utensils or their hands (ie, like a dog eats from a bowl).”

I guess anyone can run for office, even the crazies.

Get educated and save yourselves from The Stupids.

19 comments:

  1. The one on my watchlist this week: Missouri SB666 (for real) that would make murder "legal" by the shooter claiming self-defense. No arrest, no charges, no jail time. Backed by the Luger-toting asshat couple who came out of their home to "protect themselves" against the BLM protesters walking down the middle of the street. This while Missouri Supreme Court will hear arguments today about the gun bill signed into law in 2021.

    I keep asking White People: What are you so afraid of?
    White People:

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  2. So Rotterdam has given in???

    Last I read it was up in the air and had its citizens seething with anger. And can you blame them? Another gaudy nouveau riche American with self-entitlement. No wonder Europeans can't stand us. They should tell him fuck you. I hope the bald-headed bastard hits an iceberg and sinks. I can't stand that piece of ringworm greedy self-entitled filth. I have a piece of cheese wire with his name on it.

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  3. The stupidity well is bottomless and dangerous. I need to find some puppy and kitty videos.

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  4. So, I wonder how many babies Soldano and his wife have, I mean, are they setting a good example?

    Standridge definitely has a deity complex

    So, I'm certain Michelle Evans furry frenzy is the scene they cut from Jackass, the movie.

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  5. Beyond belief how these people
    think all that stuff is okay.
    xoxo :-)

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  6. What got me about Bezos’ rowboat was that the builders must have known it was never going to fit under the bridge so they shouldn’t have taken the order. Why should the locals suffer the loss of their bridge for however long to satisfy the whims of a very rich man? I’d go with taking the yacht apart not the bridge. After all Dickless Bezos can afford it.

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  7. Texas... they'll make anything up, won't they.

    Oh, my... Oklahoma... yet another state I will never set foot in.

    Ask Soldano who is going to feed that baby while the Momma raises it? Who is going to educate them? Who is going clothe and shelter them? Tax payers? Yeah, watch him turn himself inside out trying to get around that one.

    Bezos has a nice dick, I bet. It's his ego and sense of reality that have been altered where he believes he should get everything he wants. Eat the rich.

    Huh, I had no idea that cancer was so discerning. Organic cancer, perhaps? Hmm.

    Thanks for the stupid. Kizzes.

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  8. "God decided they should be raped and have to carry their rapist's baby?" Isn't that what happened to the Virgin Mary? God didn't seek her consent in the matter. Just sent Gabriel to announce she was preggers.

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  9. @whkattk
    That Missouri bill sounds downright scary.
    White people. Many white people, are afraid of anything that isn’t white.

    @Maddie
    Yes, they are going to take the bridge down and then put it back up for this self-entitled fuck.

    @Deedles
    It is both dangerous and bottomless and we need puppies and kitties to take them down a peg!!

    @Dave
    I get sick by MEN telling a woman what abortion means. They can fuck all the way off.

    @TDM
    Fragility. It’s real.

    @Helen
    Build your goddamned yacht somewhere else asshat.

    @upton
    It’s a lotta stupid to unpack today!
    xoxo

    @Debra
    God as a rapist. Heads will explode!!!

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  10. Bob ... Thought you might enjoy this!

    https://nypost.com/2022/02/07/dutch-residents-vow-to-pelt-jeff-bezos-superyacht-with-eggs/

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  11. @Marcia
    I LOVE that!

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  12. Haha
    I came here to say what Marica said! I hope they egg his head, too.
    And the stupid REALLY is going around. And it's only Monday!

    XOXO

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  13. @Six
    It's be worth booking a flight just to throw an egg at that monstrosity AND his boat.
    xoxo

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  14. No Upton...Benzo has a pencil dick and bald. His pics made rounds when his disgruntled mistress leaked them.

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  15. Oh, Oh, GET OUT AND VOTE AND DRAG A FRIEND, TWO FRIENDS ALONG, one under each arm. Maybe we need to all run for office,

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  16. Soldano hasn't thought enough about what it means to carry and give birth to a rapist's child -- to have your DNA co-mingled with the DNA of someone who has perpetrated a heinous crime upon you. Saying it's "God's plan" is just avoidance.

    I heard the people of Rotterdam are being urged to show up and throw eggs at Bezos' yacht when it passes under (through?) the bridge.

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  17. Bobulah, I believe I see Moron Mondays in your blogging future. It almost writes itself.

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  18. Republicans will only be happy when they destroy education in general

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