They're Everywhere ... Part Trois

 It's almost like shooting fish in a barrel, and so here we go again:

TEXAS

Jason Selvig from The Good Liars attended Thing 45’s recent rally and met the guy who may be the former president’s dumbest supporter. He’s a vaccine “villian”—according to his misspelled shirt—and has some crazy ideas on how to protect yourself during the pandemic caused by a virus that attacks the respiratory system … smoke cigarettes.

Selvig spoke to the unnamed man and asked about that shirt:

“Is that how you spell villain?”

“No. V-I-L-L-A-I-N. I grabbed the wrong graphic when I sent it to the T-shirt place to make a prototype,”

“But you still wore it today?”

“Yeah!”

The man went on to explain that he hadn’t been vaccinated because he has type O negative blood and he smokes cigarettes.

“There were studies that have come out of France—nicotine users tend to not be susceptible to things.”

“So nicotine users are not susceptible to things. Lung cancer might be one of the exceptions.”

“Well, I don’t smoke any of the name-brand stuff.”

Seriously.

NETHERLANDS

The city of Rotterdam will spend weeks dismantling the historic Koningshaven Bridge so that Jeff Bezos’ 417-foot-long, three-masted superyacht can reach the open seas this summer.

The ship was under construction in the Netherlands, but it is too tall to pass under the bridge so the bridge will come down.

Bezos and boatmaker Oceano asked Rotterdam officials to temporarily dismantle the bridge and pledged to reimburse the city for expenses.

Get ready for Amazon to charge you more so Bezos can show the world he has a huge boat and a tiny dick.

MICHIGAN

Garrett Soldano, a Michigan Republican candidate for governor, says rape victims who become pregnant shouldn’t get abortions because, he wants to promote a culture that inspires pregnant women to have their babies and lets them know “how heroic they are and how unbelievable that they are, that God put them in this moment. And they don’t know that little baby inside them may be the next president, may be the next person that changes humanity.”

God decided they should be raped and have to carry their rapist's baby?

OKLAHOMA

A newly proposed bill in Oklahoma from State Senator Rob Standridge would punish any public-school teacher who promotes any position “in opposition to closely held religious beliefs of students.”

Senate Bill 1470 was prefiled this week by Standridge, a MAGAt lunatic who filed a different bill last month to ban all books with sexual content, especially ones that affirm trans identities, from public school libraries.

Under this bill a discussion of evolution or birth control could trigger the punishments, which include a $10,000 fine or termination.

TEXAS

Furries are back, and this time they’re in Texas … a few weeks ago we talked of a school district in Michigan inundated with phone calls about the schools putting litter boxes in bathroom so children who identify as furries can use them.

This week in Texas, Michelle Evans—a member of Moms for Liberty and cofounder of Texans for Vaccine Choice—Tweeted:

“Cafeteria tables are being lowered in certain [Round Rock ISD] middle and high schools to allow ‘furries’ to more easily eat without utensils or their hands (ie, like a dog eats from a bowl).”

I guess anyone can run for office, even the crazies.

Get educated and save yourselves from The Stupids.