It's almost like shooting fish in a barrel, and so here we go again: SOUTH CAROLINA In 2016, Nancy Mace defeated Democratic incumbent Rep. Joe Cunningham to become a Congressperson for the state after tying herself to Thing 45. But then she voted to certify the Electoral College results of the 2020 elections and was horrified by what she saw on January, declaring that she wanted “to be a new voice for the Republican Party and that's one of the reasons I've spoken out so strongly against the president, against these QAnon conspiracy theorists that led us in a constitutional crisis.” She also said she backed Representative Liz Cheney and hoped she remained in GOP leadership, but she opposed impeachment, preferring censure instead. But just a few months later she voted to oust Cheney from her leadership position, and voted against establishing both an independent commission to investigate and the current House select committee looking at January 6. But then she voted in support of finding Steve Bannon in contempt for failing to comply with the select committee’s subpoena. And then this week, Thing 45 said he was endorsing Mace’s GOP primary rival Katie Arrington and called Nancy Mace “an absolutely terrible candidate” so what does desperate, thirsty Nancy Mace do? She goes to new York, and goes to Thing 45 Tower, and films herself recounting her past support for Thing 45 and touting his policies as president. Mace described herself as one of Thing 45’s “earliest supporters” in 2015, someone who traveled to seven states to campaign for him and was a strong proponent of his administration policies. The thirst is real, and the stupidity is overwhelming.
WISCONSIN Republican Senator, and certifiable lunatic, Ron Johnson has said he won’t try to persuade a Wisconsin manufacturer to add more than 1,000 new jobs in his hometown because, wait for it, they have enough jobs in Wisconsin already. Seriously Wisconsin? This is what you want representing you? CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE!
TEXAS Shelley Luther, a candidate for the Texas House of Representatives, and a former teacher, is complaining that, as a teacher, she wasn’t allowed to let her “kids laugh at” transgender classmates. In a recording, Luther says of the transgender community and teaching transgender students: “I am not comfortable with the transgenders. The kids that they brought in my classroom when they said that this kid is transgendering into a different sex, that I couldn’t have kids laugh at them. Like, other kids got in trouble for having transgender kids in my class.” I know, it’s Texas, but pitting children against children?It’s enough.
WASHINGTON DC Marjorie Taylor Greene, a Congressional Representative, someone you’d hope has a modicum of intelligence, was ranting the other day about Nancy Pelosi, and accused the House Speaker of having a … this is soooo good … “gazpacho police.” Georgia? Is this what you elected to office? CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE!
NEW YORK CITY Tucker Carlson spent his Fox “News” show asking lots of leading and conspiratorial questions about who planted the pipe bombs at the DC headquarters of both major political parties the night before the January 6 insurrection. He suggested that the FBI is withholding information about the still-unsolved case, and then claimed that Vice President Kamala Harris’s visit to the DNC on January 6 was somehow “strange.” He’s really trying to link the Vice President to a pipe bombing? Putin must be paying him good coins to spread this trash.
OHIO Terpsichore Maras, A QAnon influencer and convicted con artist, who claims she can time travel, who led a campaign to replace elected officials with QAnon supporters, and who misrepresented her expertise in an election lawsuit before the Supreme Court, now wants to become Ohio’s next Secretary of State. And she isn’t even trying to hide her affiliation to QAnon nutbag society because she uploaded a logo, replacing the ‘o’ in ‘Secretary of State’ with a Q. Ohio? Seriously? CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE!
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I'm exhausted just reading those stories....
ReplyDeleteI am not sure why Kamala Harris would want to bomb the DNC office in Washington - that's only part of the illogicality of this story - but then why should I demand logic from a fairy tale purveyed by that effer Carlson?
ReplyDeleteUsing your own words: "The thirst is real, and the stupidity is overwhelming."
ReplyDeleteGarbage day on our street
ReplyDeleteand garbage on the internet.
xoxo :-)
mace... now you know why it's used in riot control.
ReplyDeleteI suppose Luther now knows what it's like to be laughed at.
The smell of stupidity is to strong to comment on any of the others.
Malicious Moron Monday strikes again!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, "stupid" is so often cruel as well.
ReplyDeleteWho know so many morons could be in positions of power? Oh, never mind!
ReplyDeleteWell, bless their little pointed heads. They are such a brave lot... and not shy about it at all. My word. Makes you wonder at what point the southern states got the message that you shouldn't drink while pregnant.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day, dear. Kizzes.
I am eternally astounded by the fact that these obviously stupid people get to hold office.
ReplyDeleteIt says more about the electors, though....
XOXO
Yep, the Stupidity is overwhelming and the Thirst is real.
ReplyDeleteShelley Luther is apparently incapable of speaking in complete, grammatically correct sentences. And I hadn't heard about Terpsichore Maras. (What a name!) You know, if voters are stupid enough to elect someone like that, well, we deserve what we get as a nation.
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