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Is it good news for Erika Jayne, one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, or is it just news?

It appears that Jayne has been dismissed from her soon-to-be ex-husband, Tom Girardi‘s, embezzlement lawsuit. Girardi is accused of stealing settlement money from the families of plane crash victims and using it to fund his and Erika’s lavish lifestyle, as well as Erika’s pop career.

But all is not over for Missus Grifter because the lawsuit will be refiled in California, according to Jay Edelson, the lawyer representing the victims, who took to Twitter to stop the presses on people thinking Erika is off the hook:

“No chance we are letting Erika Jayne off the hook, especially given the evidence we have found.”

Ooh, yummy goodness.

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There’s an old saying that “Everything old is new again,” though I like to think it should read, “Everything old is just Madonna trying to stay relevant.”

During a recent Instagram Live, Madonna—a big supporter of the #FreeBritney movement—sucked up some of the attention by suggesting she’d like to do a stadium tour with Britney:

“Hell yeah. I have to. Stadium baby. Me and Britney, what about that? Not sure if she’d be into it, but it would be really cool. We could like, reenact the original [kiss].”

Madonna was referencing the time nearly twenty years ago when she and Britney kissed on the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.

Oh yes, Madge, with all that’s going on, and gone on, in the world since 2003, everyone’s dying to see Britney tongue-kiss her mee-maw and then lip sync to some cheesy auto-tuned performance of “Like a Virgin.”

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Kanye West is once again proving what a stalkerish ex-husband he can be. First, after Missus West, Kim Kardastrophe, bought him out of the family home, he went and bought the house across the street just to be close. But then Kimmy went on SNL, to which she invited Kanye to attend, and kissed Pete Davidson in a skit right in front of her ex-husband, and then began dating Davidson,.

So what does a mentally challenged narcissist do to respond? Well, if you’re a ‘Ye’ you threaten  to beat Pete’s ass in a song and then dog Pete’s wardrobe as “mall clothes”—this from someone who “designs” for The Gap—and then you sink even lower by starting a rumor that “Pete Davidson has AIDS.”

In a world of lows, not one sinks lower, faster or craziest that Kanye Kardastrophe West.

Ye needs to watch his mouth because blogger Tasha K recently lost a $4 million lawsuit to Cardi B for suggesting Cardi has herpes, so Pete might just sue the crazy out of Kanye and then use the money to take Kimmy on a splashy paparazzi-filled vacation.

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There’s another old saying that goes, ‘You can never be too rich or too thin.’ I offer a new saying, ‘You can never be too rich or too stupid.’ Amirite Justin Bieber?

The Biebs purchased a Bored Ape Yacht Club—that’s it up there—NFT for $1.29 million even though the item had an estimated value of $208,237. That’s 300% more than its valued market price.

Rich. Stupid.

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The season finale of the Sex and the City revival, And Just Like That… is out now and show creator Michael Patrick King spoke to Variety about the reactions to the show ... not so good ... Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis ... and that infamous third movie of the series that was going to be about Big dying; King says now that he’s glad Kim Cattrall’s refusal to do the film killed it because he was able to kill Big on a Peloton. 

And then MPK talked about how, even though a second season has not been ordered, he is already talking with SJP about the show and who should do it and such, and whether or not Kim Cattrall would be asked back:

“No … because she’s said what she had said. The only place I participate in magical thinking is in fiction. You take people at their word, and you’re a smart producer–you don’t back yourself into a corner. Magically thinking, it’s great to have Samantha. I have no realistic expectation of Kim Cattrall ever appearing again.”

King says that the door for Cattrall to return is closed and Kim says, at least I think she’d say:

“Bitch, I locked that door years ago, tossed the key, and never looked back.”

And now even SJP is talking about how Kim Cattrall can never come back to the series. It's kinda said that SJP and MPK cannot talk about the show without mentioning Kim and Kim doesn't talk about the show at all.

#TeamKim

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