I Didn't Say It

Brian Cox, actor who identifies as straight, on the image of Brad Pitt walking onto the set of the 2004’s Troy:

“It was a great experience, a great cast. I remember at one point being agog at Brad. He’d never been in costumes like that…Brad walked on set and my jaw was down because he was so stunningly beautiful. I’m straight but I thought, ‘Wow, my God! This guy is stunning.’ What chance does one have on the screen against this beautiful, beautiful man?”

True words, Brian, true words. I’m a big old ‘mo but I gushed at Brad in his leather kilt and his long blond hair … mmmmm.

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Ron DeSantis, governor of Flori-duh, saying  podcast host Joe Rogan shouldn’t apologize for his past racist comments:

“No, he shouldn’t have apologized. I mean, you see what happens? The mob will come after people, and they’re targeting Rogan because he’s threatening to upset the apple cart on some of the things that they’re holding dear.”

Keep in mind that this week it was decided you can’t say ‘gay’ in Florida schools, but the governor gives you a pass on the n-word.

Also keep in mind that when Nazis paraded around Flori-duh, DeathSantis did not condemn them—shades of ‘nice people’?

Lastly, keep in mind that, during his 2018 campaign for Governor, DeSantis resisted calls to apologize after saying “the last thing we need to do is to monkey this up” in reference to electing his opponent Andrew Gillum, a Black man.

Racist fuck.

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Mitch McConnell, Senate Minority Leader, criticizing the Republican National Committee [RNC] for its censure of Kinzinger and Cheney, and then calling January 6th “violent insurrection” not a “legitimate political discourse”:

“It was a violent insurrection with the purpose of trying to prevent a peaceful transfer of power after a legitimately certified election. ... That’s what it was. [And] this issue is whether or not the RNC should be sort of singling out members of our party who may have different views from the majority. That’s not the job of the RNC.”

McConnell is already at odds with Thing 45, but the RNC’s asinine statement is also splintering the GOP into traitors and non-traitors.

Not a good luck for the mid-terms.

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Chris Christie, former GOP governor of New Jersey, commending Michael Elizabeth Pence for unapologetically defending certifying the election:

“Let’s call it what it is. January 6th was a riot that was incited by [Thing 45] in an effort to intimidate Mike Pence and the Congress into doing exactly what he said in his own words last week: overturn the election.”

Let’s call it what it is: this is the first stab at a Christie/Pence or Pence/Christie ticket in  2024.

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Liz Cheney, Wyoming GOP Congresswoman, in response to the RNC’s censure vote:

“The leaders of the Republican Party have made themselves willing hostages to a man who admits he tried to overturn a presidential election and suggests he would pardon January 6 defendants, some of whom have been charged with seditious conspiracy. I’m a constitutional conservative and I do not recognize those in my party who have abandoned the Constitution to embrace [Thing 45]. History will be their judge. I will never stop fighting for our constitutional republic. No matter what.”

The woman has balls of steel, while the rest of the GOP has cotton balls.

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Jimmy Carter, former president and current heroic human, on the legitimacy of Thing 45's presidency:

“I think a full investigation would show that [Thing 45] didn’t actually win the election in 2016. He lost the election, and he was put into office because the Russians interfered on his behalf. [He] is an illegitimate president. Basically, what I said, I can’t retract.”

Jimmy smiled as he said that last bit because he has zeros fucks to give a traitorous racist rapist.

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