Saturday, June 05, 2021

I Ain'tOne To Gossip But ...

Rumor has it that Kim Kardastrophe is a billionaire, but money can’t buy you brains.

Kimmy, who has been studying to be a lawyer for some time now, has failed her baby bar exam in California and now her dreams of being a real-life lawyer might go up in flames … like her marriages.

Kim made it official on a preview of Keeping Up with the Kardastrophes, where she fessed up to flunking, but rumor has it that she failed the test months ago and saved the shame to air it on national TV.

Perhaps a little less time living your life for TV and more time actually studying, and you might pass next time.

Oh, who am I kidding …

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Another demon spawn who lives her life for social media is Kelly Osbourne—before on the left and after on the right—who took to Instagram to clap back at online haters who say she’s had plastic surgery:

“I just want to bring up a topic that you guys are all talking about, because I’m always really honest and really upfront about what I’ve done to my body, and who I am, and I have not had plastic surgery.”

Kelly, who did lose 85-pounds last year, insists  she has “never done anything to [her] face other than a couple of injections in [her] lips, in [her] jaw and in [her] forehead.”

So, every but plastic surgery.

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I guess when you really have nothing to do, you dredge up gossip about dead people? Amirite Quincy Jones?

In the first installment of The Hollywood Reporter’s Icon series of interviews, 88-year-old Jones says he refused to work with Elvis Presley because Elvis was “a racist mother…” and that he wouldn’t work with him:

“ I was writing for [orchestra leader] Tommy Dorsey, oh God, back then in the ’50s. And Elvis came in, and Tommy said, ‘I don’t want to play with him.’ He was a racist mother—I’m going to shut up now. But every time I saw Elvis, he was being coached by [“Don’t Be Cruel” songwriter] Otis Blackwell, telling him how to sing. “

Otis Blackwell told David Letterman in 1987 that he and Presley had never met. But that’s not the issue; Quincy Jones never explains why he thought Elvis was racist, just says it’s so. Now, yes, Elvis has left the building and so he cannot respond, but if you’re gonna call someone a racist you better have the tea to back it up.

Or else just sit there and be quiet.

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Is there anyone, anyone, on the planet thirstier than Jennifer Lopez?

Nope. I mean, we all know she and A-Rod broke up in January, got back together in February, split up in March, and now we find out she was with Ben Affleck in April … on the down low. Oh, not to look like she wasn't man-jumping, but because Bennifer 2.OMFG wanted to announce their reunification on Instagram before anyone knew about it because, you know, publicity.

But that plan fell apart when, just a couple of weeks after JLo called it quits with A-Rod, B-Fleck was spotted arriving at her LA home in her white Escalade where he stayed, behind closed doors, for more than a week because JLo ALLEGEDLY wanted to make the announcement that their once true love was true again on social media. But Ben ruined that by being seen behind the wheel of her car going to her house.

So plans were changed, and Bennifer 2.Oh-no-they-bettah-don’t was seen riding in a car at his place in Montana, then he was spotted on her balcony in Miami, and then, to top all that off, Ben began wearing the watch she gave him back when they were both relevant, and then packed away when they became irrelevant. Clearly, though, we are moments away from Bennifer 2.Oh-what-are-they-thinking PDA, because that’s how JLo rolls, and drags her men along with her.

True facts, though … no one knows how serious JLo and Ben are about each other, due to the fact that, as one source puts it, they’re two people who can’t ever be alone.

Sadly, the thirst is real.

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Miles Teller—whom I loathe even though I cannot think of one thing I’ve seen him and still I find him a smug prick—and his wife Keleigh Sperry went on a couple’s vacation to Hawaii with Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley. And apparently Miles was punched in the face for stiffing a wedding planner of $60,000.

First things first, it wasn’t me …I wasn’t in Hawaii recently. But Miles and Keleigh are now giving their side of the story, and they are saying the attack wasn’t at all about being cheap self-entitled pricks, but that it was just a random beat up the smug prick in the bathroom kinda thing.

You see, Mr. and Mrs. Smug Prick were having dinner at Monkeypod Kitchen in Maui when Miles went to the bathroom and while in there, he was confronted by a dude who was mad at him for skipping out on that huge wedding planner bill and so the guy punched Miles in the face. Police were called and Miles, who wasn’t injured badly, vowed to press charges, but … afterwards, Keleigh told an Instagram Story to set the record straight and to defend herself and Mr. Smug Prick against the accusations that they’re entitled pricks who don’t pay their bills by claiming that Miles was not attacked over money and that two strangers jumped him in the bathroom and it’s happened before:

“The story reported about Miles being punched in the face by @TMZ over ‘MONEY’ is completely false. Miles was jumped by 2 men we have never met after they trapped him in a bathroom. It seems these same men have done this to many people and we appreciate your support Maui.  This is now a criminal investigation.”

But … gosh, this is as many buts as there are in a Keeping Up with the Kardastrophes episode … TMZ has updated their story and according to them, this was not a case of a random punching of a smug prick in a men’s room, because, ALLEGEDLY, one of Miles’ attackers is married to the woman who helped plan Miles and Keleigh’s Maui wedding in 2019 and was stiffed out of $60,000. And Tre Lovell, the lawyer for the wedding planner and her husband, told TMZ that the bathroom fight was over money:

“It is my understanding that the altercation was a dispute over money pertaining to the couple’s wedding. We are currently evaluating my clients’ legal claims that may exist surrounding the incident, statements made about the incident and the parties previous business dealings.”

Hopefully, Miles and the wedding planner’s husband will keep the fighting all the way to Judge Judy because she loves to smack down self-entitled smug pricks who don’t pay their bills; and she does it on TV and not the bathroom.

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16 comments:

Blobby said...

So.......IF the watch was put away when Bennifer become irrelevant, why isn't it still away in it's hiding spot? (see.....because they still ARE irrelevant.) On the plus side of them being together.......two other innocent people are spared by being with them.

Helen Lashbrook said...

Why is this Miles teller (whoever he is) continually being mugged in bathrooms? He can't be that bright, otherwise he'd get an escort when he needed to pee

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Given the time, place and background of Elvis' birth, how could he NOT be a racist? I think that's the question.

Mistress Maddie said...

How did they make it this far.

Makes me wonder who cleans their nose, wipes their asses and ties their shoelaces?

the dogs' mother said...

Well... it is a hard job
being famous and all. Keep
having to come up with stuff
to keep yourself in the news.
Maybe we should feel sorry for
them... nope!
xoxo :-)

Moving with Mitchell said...

Can they just all crawl under their very expensive rocks and stop influencing the idiots who adore and follow them? Please? ... I've always admired Quincy Jones, but I also know that Elvis, despite his roots, donated to the NAACP and was said to respect and praise black musicians and treated people of all colors well. But who the hell knows?!? And at this point, some random statement, as you say, should not be taken as gospel.

Bob said...

@Blobby
I like your positive spin on Bennifer 2.OMG

@Helen
Apparently, he doesn't pay his bills.

@Debra
I just don't like people talking smack about someone who's dead and can't defend or deny. Quincy Jones is just thirsty for attention.

@Maddie
Clearly, they have cleaning crews in HazMat suits.

@TDM
I agree; nope.

@Mitchell
Perhaps Quincy shouldn't speak ill of the dead because, you know one day ... tables turned.


VRCooper said...

For the smug one, why are they no taking this to court...It's a little too big for small claims...No sence trying to beat up a guy when he is trying to pee...Just tell him you will see him in court...Oh yes, bring the receipts because these folks believe they are entitled...

JaLo is a thrist trap. I challenge her to stay at home, away from men, self-improve for six months. One thing for sure, she may not have much talent but she is one hard-working woman. And I have seen Ben in some movies-not Batman-and he is a pretty good actor. But his histrionics distract from his talent. And don't tease us with obscure frontal nudity in a shower. We would be interested in seeing the goods front and center in good lighting. The gay man in me typed that.

krayolakris said...

At first glance I thought the picture of Kelly O on the right was that Kardastrophe who changes her looks every week or so. You know, the tall one. Not the lawyer wanna-be.

Treaders said...

Eeww, Kimmie. The only picture I saw of her when she admitted she failed the baby bar exam, she was wearing two postage stamps that passed as a bikini while "studying"!!!! I don't know why I bothered clicking on it because it was just clickbait anyway - as is everything else they do!

Bob said...

@Victor
I wish they would take the Smuggersons to court, and then smack 'em both in the face.
JLo works hard at trying to stay relevant, which includes a trip back in time to an ex.
As for Affleck, I have never liked him as an actor, and especially don't care to see Little Ben.

@Krayloakris
Kelly could be the newest Kardastrophe if she keeps up this new face monthly gig.

@Treaders
Kim is just trying to keep her name out there, as you notice when she finally admits to failing that test when she film sit for her "show". Everything is for attention.

Dave R said...

Who in hell is Miles Teller?

Quincy has dementia.

Kelly who?

Of course Kim's dumb as a brick, always has been, always will be.

Bohemian said...

Kelly Osbourne looks eerily like Angelina Jolie now! JLo is thirsty, I can't keep up with which Man she's with now, it's all such a blur. As for the whole Kardashian Clan, how their pretentiously mindless show has stayed on so long just proves how many mindless Fans must watch it I guess? Never heard of this Miles Teller, so I guess he needs the publicity stunts? Quincy has gotten so old now that he figures he can talk smack about any peers he once had since they're all dead and can't defend themselves against his claims?

uptonking said...

miles and Keleigh and Aaron and Shailene... WHO? I don't see how this is relevant to life as I know it. Very tired of these supposed celebs and their insta-gramming and twitting and vag-a-snatching.... I would like to punch all four of them. And TMZ is an orange ogre lover... icky poo poo.

Bennifer: Well, their Publicists are really on top top of this... never let these two nit wits be alone in a room - always pair them up. It's like baby-proofing a house? I can wait for Marc Anthony 2.0. He's due for a comeback.

Quincy recently spilled some dirt on someone else... and I can't think of what it was... and it sounded just insane, too. I do believe Elvis was racist. But at this point? Jones' brain is turning mushy, so let's not put too much faith in anything he says.

Kelly. Sigh. I used to like her so much. And I like her new face. She can finally allow her hair to not cleave to the sides of her face. Who is the girl next to her?

Kim has had a little work done, too. She took the best of Sade and Toni Braxton and combined them. Well, a whore's gotta work harder for respectability. I should know...

Thanks for the feed. Kizzes.

Steve Reed said...

Let me just say, I would be very surprised if Elvis were NOT at least a bit racist, given that he grew up in Mississippi in the 1930s.

Bob said...

@Bohemian
I think Kris was right when he said she looks like Khloe Kardastrophe … not a compliment.
I think it’s sad that JLo cannot be single, if only for a few weeks, between men.
I have never seen an episode of that Kardastrophe mess. It’s a badge of honor.
Miles Teller is a punk.
Quincy, if he wants to spill the tea, should talk about people who can respond to him, not just smack talk the dead.

@upton
I’ve heard of Miles, though it’s always in punk-ass-bitch context. Aaron Rogers, football player, and hot hot hot.
JLo works hard at her career and part of that is having a man at her side so she gets her photo in the press. Sadly, not one man has seen this and realized it yet.
Elvis might have been racist, but he isn’t here to defend himself. I wonder how Quincy might feel if people talked smack about him nearly 50 years after he died, though I imagine most people will have forgotten him much sooner.
Kelly, like her mother, loves the procedures and loves to put her foot in her mouth and, oh yeah, lavender hair is over.
That whole Kardastrophe Klan is fillers and Botox and lasered skin and chemical peels.
Xoxo

@Steve
Could be, but he’s been dead for decades. Let him rest if you have no proof, or nothing current to say, okurrrrr Quincy?