You can have your Pratt or your Evans, and even your Hemsworth, as long as you leave Meloni for me.
Plus, he’s not a Chris, he’s a Christopher and something new to me, he’s a ‘zaddy,’ AKA "a really handsome guy who is very appealing and looks really fashionable. He has to have swag and sex appeal and look sexy and attractive."
That’s Christopher. But he’s also very aware of his, um, zaddy-ness, and has even spoken about the one feature of his that had gotten a lot of notice, and not just from me, this past year: his cakes:
“I’ve been called that a lot, and who am I to argue with it? Sure, I’m a zaddy. This is what has happened. I’ve been blessed with glutes that have an attractive shape. But I have a trainer, and we’re going through bodybuilding phases, and where everyone kind of caught me was that I’d been preparing for one year in a very high-intensity weight training program that actually focused on legs. So I guess you could argue that the glute-peeping public are now reaping the benefits of all that hard work.”I love that he knows he’s hot, and a zaddy, and has an ass you can bounce a quarter off of, and that he has a good time with it.’
I’d have a good time with it, too.