Tuxedo has even offered to hand deliver the letter to Congress for her at no charge.
Okay Maddie, gird your loins … fashion house Balenciaga … yes, BALENCIAGA … has released a new shoe: the Croc stiletto and the Croc rain boot.
Cue tirade ….
Chris Noffke is Australian, which is a plus because that accent makes me swoon. And he is an award-winning long jumper, which is a plus because it makes me think of all the things I could do with a long jumper.