Thursday, June 03, 2021


I love my husband. He has a Never Give Up attitude when it comes to fixing things but, sometimes, well, his methods make me giggle.

The other I complained that the vacuum cleaner wasn’t sucking like it should, and that sucked. I checked all the hoses and they were clear of blockage, but it wasn’t sucking at all. Carlos and I checked the brushes, checked the hoses again, and found nothing wrong. I said I’d find the vacuum repair guy in town and take it to be checked. Carlos, however, wanted one last shot.

This morning, I walked into the garage and found him out there with the vacuum cleaner lying on the ground, and he was holding the leaf blower and a funnel trying to remove some unseen blockage. Leaf blower to funnel to vacuum.

He never gives up, but, oh, sometimes his ideas …

I would never suggest Tuxedo buys into conspiracy theories but every soften he comes up with a thought that makes you wonder …

What is it with Republicans, like  Idaho Lt. Governor Janice McGeachin, who post photos of themselves with an American flag, a Bible and a gun? Are they saying that America is Jesus and handguns only?


h/t to Anne Marie

If people who live in these GQP politician's states can't see that their representatives don't want a January 6 commission because it makes them look guilty, and then perhaps they won’t get reelected to the job where they do nothing but make sure they get reelected the next time, don't do something about these do-nothings this country will soon disappear.

Bill Cosby, who is currently serving three to 10 years in Pennsylvania state prison after being convicted of sexual assault in 2018, has been denied parole nearly three years into his sentence.

That’s all.

Former South Carolina Governor, and Thing #45 after when she’s not a Thing #45 supporter, Nikki Haley tried to score cheap political points against Vice President Kamala Harris this weekend but ended up being dragged herself for being a f**king hypocrite.

It all started Saturday when Harris tweeted:

“Enjoy the long weekend.”

Haley didn’t care for the Tweet because it didn’t mention the reason for the holiday, and so she Tweeted that Harris was “unprofessional and unfit.” Then, on Sunday, the Vice President posted a Tweet honoring the troops and Memorial Day, while Nikki Haley, always a follower never a leader, posted her own Memorial Day Tweet about spending time with her son:

“Thankful on this Memorial Day for the blessings of family and spending time with my little one.”

Huh. I guess she was enjoying her weekend with her “little one,” who is nineteen years old, which is exactly what Harris suggested.

Nikki Haley, pandering for support and yet looking like a lying hypocritical tool while doing so.

Two things to remember … the same people who are asking us to move on from a January 6 commission are the same people currently doing a third audit for an election that happened seven months ago, and …

The same people who took hydroxychloroquine, or worse, drank bleach, are the same folks who won’t get vaccinated because they think it’s harmful.

Jhonattan Mujica is a Spanish model from Donostia-San Sebastián who  studied at Universidad Andrés Bello in Chile and now lives in London.

Okay, so I may have to travel the earth to find this guy but it might be worth it. Might be? I kid.


Deedles said...

Oh dear. I'm turning into Carlos!
Love the hot model whose name I forgot that fast! I can fit that little bootay into the palm of one hand. Wish I had the chance to prove it.
That tweet is everything.

todd gunther said...

You quoted Anne Marie very nicely and accurately.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahaha. Carlos IS me, Bob. That's all I have to say.
And the Repugs and their bible/gun/flag is just pandering. And their idiot constituents eat it up. Dumb and dumber.
I loathe Nimrata and her hypocritical ass. Fuck her.
Bill *barfs* Cosby.
And that tweet is fantastic. I despise The Devil's Butler with the power of a thousand suns. He makes mayonnaise exciting.


the dogs' mother said...

(Carlos) (Tuxedo)
Nice AM quote.

xoxo :-)

brewella deville said...

Sometimes you just have to solve a problem, or invent one just to have something to do. For instance a few weeks ago I spent an inordinate amount of time researching and sketching the ideal layers of a lasagna. I get Carlos.

Helen Lashbrook said...

Don't try driving with a bible in one hand, a gun in the other and a g]flag flapping in your face - it could be fatal.

Treaders said...

Carlos' solution to that vacuum problem is probably exactly what I would do. I think your husband is adorable!

Steve Reed said...

"That scheming vanilla bitch" -- LOL!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Those "Flag, Bible, Gun" photos are Christian Jihad photos, pure and simple.

"That scheming vanilla bitch" -- hahahahahahaha!

Moving with Mitchell said...

Ah, Carlos. Interesting idea...

Ah, Jhonattan... Do you think he'd share his hose?

Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofs said...

That tweet had me in tears with laughter.

And keep those times with Carlos in good humor. I miss all the dumb things William would do. Now I would do anything to have his annoying mindless habits back.

Bob said...

Carlos IS amazing,
And that little butt is a handful!

I can still hear her in my head as I post certain things!
Take care.

Carlos is rather ingenious, though not always successful, and the effort is a joy to behold.
Nikki can take her hypocrisy, shove it all the way up her ass, and them for good measure, fuck all the way off.

I’m trying to channel her these days.

He does get his mind working to solve a problem. That’s one of the things I love about him.

Thou shalt not kill, but thou shalt love guns.

He is totally adorable.

Those Pence boys are so white they’re almost transparent.

@ Debra
Gods, Guns, Flags. That’s the GOP in NUTshell.

The way his brain works is a wonder to watch.
If you ask nicely, I’m sure Jhonattan would hose you down.

@Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofs
Paul Rudnick is hilarious on Twitter.
Thanks for the advice. I adore Carlos for his never-say-die optimism, and his ability to try ANYTHING!!!
I’ve always meant to say this, but I love your name …Agnes is my favorite grandmother’s name, and Goldberg is one of the cats’ last name. Makes me smile when I see you comment!

Mistress Maddie said...

Oh poor Carlos. I will give him props for not giving up though. He's consistent for not giving up if anything else.

Lt. Governor Janice McGeachin. That cunt!!!! I'd like to take all three- the American flag, a Bible and a gun and shove them up her ass!!!!!!! Bitch.

"The same people who took hydroxychloroquine, or worse, drank bleach, are the same folks who won’t get vaccinated because they think it’s harmful. And their the same stupid dumb asses paying $35 for a vaccination counterfeit card when they could get the vaccine for free. Think much????????????????????????

Nikki Haley would look better in a wood box. I'm tired of these cunts.

uptonking said...

The Pence Brothers... looks like a horror film that hasn't been made yet.

Jhonattan (name?) is very handsome and certainly spicy enough, but too young for me.

We had better damn well NOT move on from Jan. 6th. People died. Property was damaged. Trust is gone. Destroy the repuglican party.

Haley really troll the VP? Haley is the new Sarah Palin. F her. She's yet to complete an assignment. She is weak soup.

Cosby should rot.

That photo makes her look like such a tool. How stupid are people? What year is it? What state? Oh... well, all they have are potatoes, so what do you expect? Spud heads.

Huh. Quite frankly, I think the Queen can do better.

Carlos - too cute. Just wanna squeeze him!

Thanks, Bob... love this. Kizzes.

Bob said...

I love that about him; no quitter, that one!
Yes, I’m sure her ass is big enough for all three.
The ignorance on the right is stunning.
Nikki Haley doesn’t seem to realize she’s a hypocritical lying bitch.

The Pence Boys in Children of the Boring
I like the young ones every so often.
All those Benghazi hearings that amounted to nothing and they want to move on? FUCK DA GOP!!!
Haley doesn’t have an opinion until someone gives it to her, and then she changes it when a new one comes along.
Yes on Cosby.
That Lt. Governor really thinks she’s cute, but the message she sends? Not so much.
If Betty Windsor hooks up with Gates, maybe he can let her in an Prince Andy’s dealings with Epstein??
Carlos is the most adorable thing ever!

Michael said...

Nice tribute to Anne Marie! I can see her saying that. Love the piece on the Pence brothers.

Bob said...

I can hear her saying that all the time!!

Dave R said...

The only thing McGeachin is missing is the Holy Hand Grenade, hold a second while I pull the pin.

The GOP have lost so much credibility with everyone but their base... but do they really care?

I saw that thing about Nikki dumb ass.

Bob said...

She, and the rest of the bible-thumping, gun-toting, flag-waving loons should have the grenades shoved up their asses. I'm channeling Anne Marie here.

Travel said...

The tools are in a closet outside my bedroom door, I shudder when I hear that door slide open, what is he going to FIX this time.

Bob said...

It can be scary, right?