Saturday, November 26, 2022

Snarky Thoughts

Earlier this year actress-model-media whore Julia Fox began dating rapper-media whore Kanye West but after just six weeks of attention-grabbing theatrics, which included an essay about their second date, they broke up. Julia, never one to pass a chance at media attention, is still speaking about the, ahem, “relationship,’ saying it hurt her acting “career” and says she only began dating Kanye to … and this is rich … as in how rich Kanye used to be before going off the deep end again and losing all his contracts … Julia says she dated Kanye to distract him from attacking his ex-wife, Kim Kardashian.

My Thought: Bitch.Please.

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Nick Cannon has done it again. While it was just in September that he and Brittany Bell welcomed his 10th child, this week it was revealed that  Abby De La Rosa just popped out his 11th and Alyssa Scott is still pregnant with his 12th, who will likely be arriving next year.

My Thought: Cannon brags about spending millions a year in child support, but how much does he actually see his eleven soon to be twelve, children? If it’s not that much, he's still a deadbeat dad in my book.

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Oh, I am so sad … songbird—and mother to two of Nick Cannon’s spawn—Mariah Carey tried to trademark herself as the ‘Queen of Christmas’ again—the US Trademark Trial and Appeal Board rejected her prior request—and she has been denied again.

My Thought: Yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus.

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Now that Gisele Bundchen has traded herself to the single ladies’ team since divorcing Tom Brady, their massive fortune has been split between the two of them. But … a charity they’re both board members on—the Luz Foundation—claims the ex-Mister-and-Missus Brady are actually less than charitable. In fact, these one-percenters ALLEGEDLY took that title quite seriously and gave less than 1% of their combined earnings over the course of twelve years.

My Thought: I’m not surprised, neither one of them comes off as giving.

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Dean McDermott hyped up his “hot wife,” Tori Spelling, by sharing a photo of the “actress” on his Instagram page:

“I mean . . . Holy Smoke Show!!! Hot wife ALERT!!”

McDermott recently dispelled rumors that the two were breaking up after months of speculation that he and Spelling were heading toward a divorce. 

My Thought: I wonder how Tori will feel when she learns that Dean posted a photo of Khloé Kardastrophe?

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22 comments:

  1. "Yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus."
    Much chortle!
    xoxo :-)

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    1. Keep Mimi off my Christmas tune list!

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  2. I didn't know Tori Spelling was black??? (Sorry, that was really bad). As for Julia Fox? Some should tell her Babylon 5 was cancelled a long time ago. And... no surprise about the Brady's.

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    1. Julia Fox is a giant who ....... re.

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  3. 2 million dollars in plastic surgery, botox, fillers, and photo filters and even I could look like Dean McDermott’s “hot wife.”

    Julia Fox has got to be the most selfless person ever. I mean, to date an idiot billionaire to keep him from bothering his shallow, fame whore, ex-wife.

    Nick Cannon must take all 10 um 11 um 12 kids for outings together all the time.

    Mariah: Good voice, honey, but please shut up anyway.

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    1. But would you want to look like Tori-Khloé?
      Julia Fox was perfect for Kanye because they are both delusional.
      Nick should be banned for being near children or procreating.
      Mimi.Meh.

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    1. I need a Snark release at the end of the week.

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  5. Nick cannon needs to be castrated

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  6. I have no idea who this McDermott is but the pic on his tweet looks wholly plastic - is it a doll or is in a mannequin? As for that Julia Fox person (whoever she is), she looks like a killer in a horror film. As for the rest, as Anne-Marie might say, they're a bunch of fame whores

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    1. Tori is quite sad in that Madonna way, where she keeps changing her appearance while the insides stay the same.
      All I know about Fox is that she dated Kanye; actress? I think not.

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  7. 12 kids. Forget spending time with them, he can't be that wealthy to afford child support for 12 kids. 10. I'm sure Pariah doesn't need his coins.

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    1. Even at JUST $1,000 a month that's 120K a year for the non-Mimi spawn but you know all those women are asking for lots more than that!

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  8. Bobulah, I haven't celebrated the holidays for nigh on fifty years, but I could've sworn that the Hermey the wannabe dentist elf from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was the Queen of Christmas. My bad.

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    1. Mimi's trying to steal Hermey's thunder.

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  9. Has Nick Cannon not heard of a thing called a condom? What a pig.

    And Mariah Carey is so full of herself. Queen of Christmas?? All she knows is the color pink and butterflies. And that song she sings, I can't stand it. A song has never made me so angry. Friends laugh at my temper as soon as that song come on. I suspect it much like our dear Anne Marie and ABBA.

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    1. Nick Cannon IS a pig.
      Mimi has become a waste of time.

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  10. I wouldn't know any of these people if I sat next to them on my next airline flight.

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    1. I'd know a few but I don't think they fly coach.

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  11. Snark? Sweet Mary Sunshine, sweetpea, but went for the jugular! This is FANTASTIC chisme!! xoxo

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    1. I was kinda feeling extra!
      xoxo

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