Bobservations

One night, after my father had come home and I had returned home, Carlos and I were sitting in the living room chatting and watching TV. I had Tuxedo asleep on my lap and then phone rang my father’s number appeared on the screen.

“It’s my Dad.”

I started to stand but my foot had fallen asleep so I was banging it on the floor and scaring the crap out of Tuxedo.

“Get the phone, my foot’s asleep!”

Carlos heads into the kitchen but with his eyesight is moving slowly and deliberately and I am trying to walk behind him not falling over on my tingling useless foot. Luckily, he made it to the phone first and answered it, but neither one of us could stop laughing, and my poor Dad was on the other end wondering what the hell goes on in our house.

Just the usual, I thought.

All that fearmongering from the GOP disappears as soon as the election is over, shoved back into the Do Nothing About It Closet until the next election

Since Thing 45 and his pet candidates were handed their asses in the Red Surge That Wasn’t, The Former Guy is keeping an eye on the GOP and anyone who turns against him … like Miss Lindsey Graham. Yes, the former lapdog of the traitor has, so far, declined to offer an endorsement for 2024, saying:

“Let’s see what he says … I’ll tell you after Georgia.”

Miss Lindsey is so desperate for Herschel Walker to win in Georgia because, and I’m just spit-balling here, she wants Herschel to sit with her in the Congressional Lunchroom. 

But back to Thing 45 ... South Dakota’s John Thune, the No. 2 Senate Republican, and Texas GOP Senator John Cornyn have both said they won’t endorse Thing 45 in a contested primary.

The tide is turning … even “Jarvanka” want no part of Thing 45 2024. Daddy spent a great deal of time during Tiffany’s weekend wedding trying to convince his daughter-wife and her eunuch husband to stand with him on stage when he announces his third consecutive run for the presidency.

Hard pass.

Hey, I know everybody has their own way of relieving stress, so sue me if you don’t like mine. It calms me down.

QAnon Kari Lake, AKA Thing 45 in a Dress, lost her bid for governor in Arizona and some members of the GOP could not be happier.

Last month QAnon Kari mockingly thanked anti-Thing 45 Representative Liz Cheney for endorsing her Democratic opponent, Arizona Secretary of State Katie Hobbs by posting a letter to Cheney claiming she had raised a ton of money on the letter.

After the race was called for Hobbs, Liz Cheney posted the letter with her own response:

I have said I don’t like Cheney’s politics but I like me some Cheney Shade.

This happens all the time here in South Carolina … when someone invariably starts a sentence with:

"I seen …"

 I assume they won't finish that sentence with:

"… the inside of a book.”

Just sayin’.

Over the course of the Oath Keepers seditious conspiracy trial, attorneys for Thomas Caldwell, one of the group’s oldest members, have tried to recast him as an elderly bystander to the insurrection. In fact Caldwell’s wife told a jury her husband wasn’t wearing body armor that day unless …

“If you’re talking about ‘Depends,’ that’s what he was wearing.”

Prosecutors say Caldwell contributed to the attack as a member of the Oath Keepers’ so-called quick reaction force, which stashed weapons inside a Comfort Inn. Security footage from the hotel chain appears to show Caldwell carting boxes of weapons on a dolly.

Terrorists in diapers.

Nancy Pelosi is 82 and just helped lead House Democrats to an unexpectedly good midterms outcome but the media’s first question is when she’ll retire.

On the other hand, Mitch McConnell is 80 and just led Senate Republicans to a humiliating defeat and was not asked a single question about stepping aside.

Amazon SmugMaster Jeff Bezos named Dolly Parton the latest recipient of his Courage and Civility award and gave her $100 million to direct to any charities she chooses. Dolly happily accepted the cash saying:

“I’ve always said, I try to put my money where my heart is, and I will do my best to do good things with this money.”

Bezos has said he will give away half his wealth before he dies, but I say give it all away now and let the chips fall where they may.

Broderick Hunter Jr. is an American model and actor from California which is neither here nor there. Would You Hit It?