It looks like Harvey Weinstein is learning the hard way that, while you can buy an Oscar, a Tony is not for sale.
Weinstein’s first foray onto Broadway — the $20 million Peter Pan musical — failed to receive a single Tony nomination last week.
Very different from the year that Gwyneth Paltrow … Gwyneth Paltrow … won an Oscar for starring in Weinstein’s Shakespeare In Love, an award most sane people assume, er, know, that Weinstein bought for GOOP.
So, That Woman fumed and fretted last week because ABC says she gave them a ‘No comment’ when asked about ex-husband Bruce Jenner’s transition to female. She made up a story that she was sitting right at his side while the interview aired, which turned out to be a lie, and then Tweeted something after people questioned her [lack of] integrity.
But now we have the truth; she said nothing to ABC and Diane Sawyer because she’d already filmed her tearful scene for her ‘reality’ show, Keeping Up With The Famewhores, in which she cried about how she now feels like her twenty-five year marriage, and the two children it produced, didn’t exist:
“I have these memories of this life and I feel sometimes like it didn’t exist.”
Way to make it all about you.
“Is Drake a good kisser? I kissed a girl, and I liked it. Don’t kiss Drake, no matter how many times he begs you to.”
And no matter how many bleach mouthwashes Drake uses, he’ll never get the taste of Irrelevant Hag Tongue out of his mouth.
This past week she appeared at a Barnes & Noble for a signing for her new literary opus,
If you wanted to get a selfie with Kim while she was signing your book about selfies, you were out of luck.
Seriously, she’s that stupid.
According to police Chris was playing hoops at 3:42 AM at his Las Vegas hotel and at some point he got into an argument with one of the guys playing against and ALLEGEDLY punched him.
Chris now has 2 options: either sign a citation for misdemeanor battery, and agree to show up in court to face the charge … or take his chances with the D.A who would decide whether to press charges.
‘s attorney and a prosecutor are scheduled to update a judge on her progress in completing the additional 125 hours of community service she was given after she tried to say that “Greeting Fans” qualified as her punishment.
A punishment for the fans, I bet, because it must be hard to stoop over, look under a bar, grab that tangled mess of red hair, and lift it up to see if that really is Lindsay Lohan passed out on the street again.
Well, I am shocked.
Kylie Jenner has finally admitted that her lips are filled with air from semi-truck tires and it’s not just a special make-up she uses to make her mouth appear as big as Kim’s ass.
You can all rest easy now. You’re welcome.
Okay, we all know that Hollywood is like high school and Rihanna is prom queen, m’kay. I mean, that’s gotta be true because this week, at her after-party after-the-party known as the Met Gala, RiRi had Rita Ora banned from attending.
A source — and it could ‘a been Lohan because, yeah, still no job — says RiRi made it plain and simple that Rita was not to be allowed into her shindig. Now, another source — possibly Dina, because those Lohan’s like to hedge their bets — says Rita never planned on going to RiRi’s party because she was going to Gaga’s bash … so there!
Now it’s gonna get ugly, because Rita is working to get RiRi kicked off the cheerleading squad, and RiRi is running against Rita for class president.
Two of this year’s tony nominees, Chita Rivera and Sydney Lucas, crossed paths at a nominees reception and what could have been shady, and perhaps a little cat-fight-y, was spared when eighty-two-year-old Rivera asked her competitor how she stayed looking so young:
“What’s your secret?”
Sydney smiled sweetly and replied:
“Well, I’m 11. And I wear sunscreen.”
Bam! Eleven and she's already that funny!