So, Mittsy and his team, out of "support' for the
victims of Hurricane Sandy's marriage to the Frankenstorm, opted to suspend
politics for a day or so.
Nice, no?
No. The scheduled
rally went on as planned, only with a name change to something entitled
"Storm Relief Event."
Nice, no?
No. This past
Monday, Mittsy’s peeps were in Dayton, Ohio, preparing to host the
candidate the following day. A high school gym was reserved, a stage rented, and a pair of "celebrity guests"—country singer Randy Owen, and
NASCAR driver Richard Petty—were booked.
But then
communications director Gail Gitcho announced the cancellation of "all
events currently scheduled" for Tuesday because of the storm. Gitcho said,
in a statement, that the decision to cancel campaign events had been made
"out of sensitivity to the millions of Americans in the path of Hurricane
Sandy."
So, they decided
to use the pre-arranged venue, with the same pre-arranged guests, in a newly arranged
effort to appear sensitive to those folks in the eye of the storm. It
would be a way for Mittsy to show leadership—and get some news on—without
looking like a panderingly desperate candidate.
Nice, no?
No. In Dayton,
Mittsy's team of minions worked to "de-politicize" the planned event
by removing Romney/Ryan signs and replacing seats with long rows of tables upon
which the people of Ohio could donate items to the victims of the Frankenstorm.
Nice, no?
No. While the
idea was that Romney supporters--and I question why, almost every day, he even
has supporters--to bring hurricane relief supplies to the event, and hand
deliver them to Mittsy, who would be waiting at the table with Ohio henchman,
Senator Rob Portman. Then, in dramatic style, Mittsy would lead his minions,
all weighted down with donations, through the venue where he would oversee the loading
of the goods into a rented truck bound for New Jersey.
Nice, no?
No. See, the last
minute change from politics to humanitarian effort left some in the
campaign concerned that they would end up with an empty truck. So the night
before the event, Mittsy's aides went to a local Wal-Mart and spent $5,000 on
granola bars, canned food, and diapers to put on display while they waited for
donations to come in; this is according to at least one staffer. Mittsy's
minions did subsequently confirm that the campaign "did donate supplies to
the relief effort."
Let's stop there,
because this is where I get pissed off. It was a wonderful thing for the Romney
team to spend 5K on relief items; it was a beautiful gesture, when left on its
own. But when they spend the money and the pad the table to make it look like
Romney supporters have gone all humanitarian, and lie about it, as they apparently
lie about most things, I get irate.
As with the
attacks in Libya, Mittsy has turned this disaster into a campaign stop, a political
ad, for Mittsy Romney. It’s never about the people killed at an embassy, it's
about Mittsy. It's never about people who've lost their homes, and lives, it's
about Mittsy.
Nice, no?
No. While the
campaign did change up Mittsy's speech, from a campaign stump speech to some
optimism for those in need, they did allow Randy Owen to perform, though
rather than bloviate about a Mittsy presidency, Owen talked about the tornado devastation
he saw in Alabama earlier this year.
Nice, no?
No. The entire
event was a lie, start to finish. The only thing that changed about the
campaign event was the tone, and even that was a lie because Mittsy’s people
padded the coffers of hurricane donations, and then trumpeted those very
donations:
"We were incredibly pleased with the outpouring of support we received from volunteers and generous contributors from southwest and central Ohio," said Christopher Maloney, Romney's Ohio spokesman, adding, "We’re pleased that Ohio could play a role, albeit a minor one, in the relief effort."
Nice, no?
No. When
reporters arrived at the venue ahead of Mittsy, they were given press badges
touting the event as a "victory rally." Now, I can forgive that, a little,
because it was a last minute change, but not one member of the "team"
saw the hypocrisy of a badge with the word "victory" on it?
And then, as the
"victory, er, storm relief" event began, two large projector
screens blazed with a 10-minute biographical video about the candidate. A state
campaign official blamed "someone from the audiovisual team" for
playing the video without the campaign's permission leading many to wonder, Who the f**k
is in charge?
It wasn't until
Mittsy's motorcade arrived that the screens changed from touting Romney,
to displaying Red Cross donation information, and grocery bags stuffed with
supplies were piled up in a corner of the gym.
Mittsy, who knows
all about devastation--you know, Ann's horse didn't win the gold in London last
summer and that had to hurt something fierce--decided to tell his own tale of
hardship, like the time he and his classmates were charged with cleaning up a
football field covered in garbage:
“The person who was responsible for organizing the effort said, just line up along the yard lines. You go between the goal line and the 10-yard line. And the next person, between 10 and 20, and then just walk through and do your lane. And if everybody cleans their line, why, we’ll be able to get the job done. And so today, we are cleaning one lane, if you will."
Nice, no?
No. How out of touch
does one have to be to compare a group of privileged athletes cleaning up the
football field at their expensive prep school to people digging out from the
worst storm to strike the east coast... EVER!??!!
But that wasn't
the height of Mittsy arrogance.
No, even though
Romney, dressed down in blue jeans, sleeves rolled up like a Regular Joe The
Plumber, walked around the donations table and thanked his supporters for,
well, dashing to Wal-Mart, I’m guessing. As many waited to greet Mittsy and declare
their undying devotion to the Hollow Man, a volunteer in a Romney/Ryan
t-shirt reminded them, “You need a donation to get in line!"
One woman said
she'd offered her donation at the front, and was told to, "Just grab
something."
Just.Grab.Something.
Pretend you
donated so you can shake the hand of the man whose mind changes more than his
shoes. Pretend you care about the people along the east coast so that Mittsy
looks good.
Pretend.
jeebus fucking christ, is there no low to which he won't go? asshat!
ReplyDeleteJust when I think he can't go any lower, he does. It really is astounding.
ReplyDeleteExcellent analysis. Too bad, we (Obama supporters) are the only ones who seem to get it.
ReplyDeleteThe depressing thing is a lot of Low Information Voters will believe this phony "event" and think Romney really cares which of course he doesn't really give a damn. The only thing Romney cares about is getting elected president so he has Air Force One at his command.
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