Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Papa John: Let Them Eat Cake


John Schnatter, AKA Papa John, doesn't like healthcare. In fact, all through the election, he supported Mitt Romney, and even raised money--no doubt off pizza--for the Romney/Ryan campaign, because he doesn't like healthcare.

See, under the Affordable Health Care Act, any company with 50 or more employees, any employee working fulltime [30 hours or more per week] need to be provided health insurance. Schnatter claims that the health care reform will force his company to increase pizza prices by 10-14 cents a pie, which he says will cost him some $5-8 million a year, or else he'll be forced to fire employees to stay under the fifty employee line.

Let's see how his thoughts stack up:

Last year, Papa John’s International had some $1.218 billion in revenue, with total operating expenses of $1.131 billion. If Papa John's math is accurate that Obamacare will cost his company $5-8 million more annually that translates to a 0.4% to 0.7% expense increase.

Now, it's hard to figure out what that 0.4% might costs per pizza, given the different sizes available and all those tasty toppings from which to choose. But, for the sake of argument, if Papa John’s sells exactly half medium/half large specialty pizzas, then averaging that product yields a .86% price increase, which is well below the range of what billionaire John Schnatter says Obamacare will cost him. In fact, his prices would need to increase from 3-to4 cents per pizza so that his employees can have health care.

"SchnatterLand"
Now, that is a cost that maybe John Schnatter, who lives in a castle with a moat, mind you, doesn't want to pay, but let's not forget that just last September, the company announced that it would be giving away 2 million free pizzas. That would be the equivalent of $24 million to $32 million in pizza revenue.

And that would be okay, because it was done to promote brand awareness and increase business, not allow people, Papa John employee people access to health care.
Also to be noted, ever since John Schnatter bitched about having to charge more for pizzas so his employees could be  covered under Obamacare,  shares in Papa John’s International took a bit of a tumble, falling from $51.70 market close last Wednesday to $49.22 close on Monday, a 4.2% drop.

Four.point.two.percent. That’s a lot more that 3-cents a pizza, no?

John Schnatter, the 1%, working hard to keep his employees unhealthy because, well, moats cost money and it’s hard to heat a castle.

Disclaimer: Before anyone thinks that i begrudge Schnatter for his millions, and his castle, his moat, his private gold course, and his underground, 22-car parking garage with its own valet and car wash, let me say that he is an American success story. But he's a bit out of touch if he thinks the public won't buy a pizza because it costs 3-cents, 4-cents, 10, cents, 14,m cents more, if that money spent allowed his employees access to health care which might actually save the rest of us money since we won't be burdened with paying the bill for those uninsured employees.

Just sayin'.

special thanks to the good people at Forbes for all that math stuff

11 comments:

SEAN said...

His employees having healthcare would save and most likely make him money when you figure in increased productivity from healthy and motivated employees.

Not only would I not buy from them now because of him, but I'm sure service and product quality will suffer. Also, I don't want to buy food from disgruntled employees - I know what they do to it and the conditions they make it.

Jim said...

Papa John's pizza sucks!
(And I'm from Chicago... where the best pizza is from the mom & pop places)

anne marie in philly said...

fuck this SOB! his pizza tastes like shit anyway!

I agree with jim ^ above. the best pizza in my hood comes from a mom-n-pop greek-owned place.

so papa john can suck mah balls! (if I had some)

Wonder Man said...

And to think I used to work there

Ron said...

I never did like Papa John's pizza. Never understood what his chain was so successful and this was before I knew he was one of the righie douchebags.

Otaku said...

Before this article I hated his pizza, didnt care one way or the other about him. Now? I hate his pizza and him!

Anonymous said...

Why he has so many stores selling that shit pizza...I'll never figure out! Its the worst pizza out there!!

R.J. said...

Papa John's used to be the best cure for constipation. Never failed.

I was indifferent to his commercials, but now that he exposed himself as a right wing nut job, I can't watch an NFL game without giving the TV the middle finger during commercial breaks.

And Blogger, please prove you're not a douche nozzle for using fuzzy CAPCHA images.

Tamayn Irraniah said...

Papa John's was the best pizza available where I grew up, but knowing this, I don't think I could ever eat there again. After knowing that the owner of Dominoes is a huge homophobe and now Papa John's, it looks like the only option is Marco's until someone tells me there's something louche with them.

Gene Perry said...

If Papa John wants to cut health care for his employees, fine. Personally, I think it's a bad decision, but it's his business & he can do whatever he wants. HOWEVER, putting the "blame" on Obama & the Affordable Health Care Act is a bit disingenious. Really.

Debbie said...

Yeah he's an American success story an all that but he's a greedy bastard too. A castle ... with a moat!? Papa John needs to think about what his life would be like if he worked for himself as a drone flipping pizzas with no health insurance and then he'd get colon cancer and DIE because he couldn't get health care and he would suffer a long lingering death with no benefit of chemo, radiation or pain meds. Just sayin'.