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… that no one realizes that
if you mess with me, I will lock you in the trunk of my car, and then help
people look for you. … that I can tell if someone
is judgemental just by looking at them. … that I caught a glimpse of
myself in the mirror this morning and realized that my charisma will be doing
most of the heavy lifting today. … that my patience is like
a gift card; I’m not sure how much is
left but give it a try. … that I have officially
reached the age where I don’t know if I injured myself or of that’s just how I
am from now on. … that every time I try to
make a protein shake it turns into a margarita? … that if I ever forget my
safe word, I just call out someone else’s name? Because it works every time. … that I cringe at so many things I say out loud and yet I will not stop talking. |
Saturday, July 27, 2024
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Charisma? That's so cute, you should be a gamer.
ReplyDeleteGift card..haha! All good ones.
ReplyDeleteExcept for the margarita and the safe word, this could be me.
ReplyDeleteLove your new header, LOL!
ReplyDeleteMy patience lasts as long as fruit stripe gum 😂
ReplyDeleteLove all of these, as well as, the new header!
ReplyDeleteI think I have discovered while my smoothies🥤 are more enjoyable lately!
😻✊ Agreein' with Marcia LaRue...that header is great! Pussies attacking Trump from his phony hair down to the lifts in his shoes!! And, I'm at that age where every handrail is a gift from the universe!! 👵
ReplyDeleteFor heaven's sake, except for one of these, you've read my mind!
ReplyDeleteOh, that self-injury one is SO true.
ReplyDeletethe dog's mother
ReplyDeleteAlso in the new header camp!
xoxo :-)
I've had a good laugh to start the day, with the header picture, the judgemental statement and the safe word.
ReplyDeleteI have officially reached that age too. Some days I get up and wonder which part will ache today, other days I put off getting up as long as possible.
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