Bobservations

Every morning Carlos recounts his dreams to me, and I always turn them into sex dreams just to annoy him. But recently he told me of a dream where a group of young-looking people were examining him in this ultra-modern lab in a room filled with water. And these ‘people’ took Carlos aside and told him of several health issues he had that they could take care of for him. He began to ask questions and suddenly he woke up.

“That was a weird dream.”

“That was no dream, my friend, you were abducted by aliens.”

“What? I was not!”

“You were being examined in a modern lad by a group of ‘young’ people who knew of your every health issue? Oh, you were abducted all right.”

“I was not!”

“But then why are you smiling now? Is it because you were also anally probed?”

And cue silence! 

This Tuxedo Memory is from June 2018 and is entitled: ‘Resting Tuxedo Face’

Isn't it perfection? I have never had a cat with a more expressive punim that the Great Tuxedo.

The Felon said he’d never heard of David Duke, and didn't know who the Proud Boys were, and gave us  'Stormy Who?’ And now he says he knows nothing about Project 2025?

Criminal, please.

Marlon Wayans with an early morning message to his haters after receiving tons of backlash for celebrating Pride month in honor of his transgender son, Kai Wayans, and losing almost 10,000 followers from his Instagram following, because of it.

Good on him. That’s parenting; that’s love.

Male  Cat to Female Cat:

“Would you care to explain why the hairball you just coughed up doesn't match your coat… or MINE?!”

A solid majority of Americans—six in ten—oppose a federal abortion ban highlighting a politically perilous situation for candidates, AKA Republicans, who oppose abortion rights as the November election draws closer.

Cast a goddamned vote for women!

You know, there’s something to that old saying, ‘It pays to advertise.’  Or maybe it just pays to do as you are told.

h/t Voenix Rising

Y'all know I don't need any more reasons to Vote Blue, but if you're still on the fence, here are six more reasons.

As the worst of Hurricane Beryl hit the Houston area, flooding much of the city, Texas Governor Greg Abbott celebrated his overseas trip in East Asia.

Yup, first Ted Cruz runs when it gets cold, and now Abbott rolls away when the floods and sizzling heat arrive.

Karl Kugelmann is a model and a social media influencer, though I don’t need no influencin’, okurrrrr! I just want to know, Would You Hit It?