Lauren Bobo is thinking she can turn George Sans-toes 'straight'. Good luck on that - and don't stop until it's achieved, though I'd rather HE turned HER Lesbo. Her gun-toting kids badly need a mother they can look up to.
Hahaha Oh, so true. Bobo should be desperate if she's looking at Kitara that way, though. The rapture machine? They should install one in each church's parking lot. It would make life SO MUCH EASIER! Also, 'numbnut fascist slapdick chucklefucks in kahki pants'? BRILLIANT.
I'd be afraid of the sores I'd get if Borebert touched me. The republicans can't even get themselves organized enough to kick Santos out of Congress. They are a pathetic bunch when it comes to policing their own. I remember when Republican leadership told Nixon he had to resign.
I, for one, wish the rapture would happen sooner, than later. I think the planet would be a much nicer place without all those so-called Xtians stinking it up.
The Rapture machine wins the lineup for me this morning! The rest of them are great, but that one LOL!!
ReplyDeleteI do enjoy that one myself!
DeleteI agree with Marcia LaRue! "Catapult Xtians" makes a pretty good band name! 🤣
ReplyDeleteNow I need a band to take that name!
DeleteLauren Bobo is thinking she can turn George Sans-toes 'straight'. Good luck on that - and don't stop until it's achieved, though I'd rather HE turned HER Lesbo. Her gun-toting kids badly need a mother they can look up to.
ReplyDeleteHer kids need a mother AND father they can look up to ... or least a mom and dad who don't have mug shots.
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ReplyDeleteOh, so true. Bobo should be desperate if she's looking at Kitara that way, though.
The rapture machine? They should install one in each church's parking lot. It would make life SO MUCH EASIER!
Also, 'numbnut fascist slapdick chucklefucks in kahki pants'? BRILLIANT.
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Boebert is that desperate is she lowers herself to hand jobs during musical roadshows!
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ReplyDeleteAll excellent, as always!
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Thanks!
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I like the meme about hands. "Same as it's ever been. Same as it's ever been" (Talking Heads)
ReplyDeleteRich get richer.
DeleteOkay, the Boebert/Santos one made me throw up in my mouth a little. The Trump family and the Christian values ones are spot on.
ReplyDeleteThe idea of those two together is any way ... oh I can't ... 🤮🤮🤮
DeleteOn one I agree: no one should wear polyester.
ReplyDeleteI've done all those things except for playing football, though if high school gym class counts ... ?
DeleteI'd be afraid of the sores I'd get if Borebert touched me. The republicans can't even get themselves organized enough to kick Santos out of Congress. They are a pathetic bunch when it comes to policing their own. I remember when Republican leadership told Nixon he had to resign.
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Today MTG called the GOP the do-nothing party; and if MTG thinks you're a bunch of lazy losers, well then you are a bunch of lazy losers.
DeleteAll great. The Boebert and rapture ones made me LOL. The marching fascists and family value ones are real for sure.
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of catapulting the righteous.
DeleteIf you're against the gays meme. Well that leaves most Republicans out.😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteSilly Maddie, Republicans don't follow the teachings of the Bible, they only use them to push fear into their base.
DeleteI wish some people would develop some 'clarity of thought' about #45.
ReplyDeleteThat's why MAGAt is a cult; one brain and it belongs to the Demented One
DeleteI, for one, wish the rapture would happen sooner, than later. I think the planet would be a much nicer place without all those so-called Xtians stinking it up.
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DeleteSpot on, sweetpea! The MITM knows when I'm reading your blog when I start laughing out loud! xoxo
ReplyDeleteLaughter is good!
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The Bible forbids polyester?? Wasn't it written long before polyester was even invented? Love all the others.
ReplyDeleteI think it says something about the mixing of fabrics ....
DeleteI hope you printed these and posted them all around town.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it funny how the go-to image for so many meme makers is a mid-century woman sipping coffee? Why is that?!
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